"Now apparently, there are a lot of people that won't vote for Barack Obama, because they think he's a Muslim, and a lot of Americans won't vote for him, because they're old and white. Which obviously just goes to prove that a lot of Americans are either stupid or racist, which in some ways is quite comforting because it's what we've always expected, we just didn't want to appear stupid or racist. And how come there's all this assassination talk now, when we've had George W. Bush for 8 years? Where were they, when we needed them?!? 8 out of 43 US presidents have been killed in office but the closest we've got to in the last 8 years, is a pretzel working on their own."
Aaahhhh, Mock the Week.