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[CrazyChik]

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Chuck norris doesnt go at the speed of light, he goes at the speed of Norris

 

[tinkerbell12]

Hey Haz, I think Mr. Oxy Clean Man wants to sign your purple cast.

*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
*hint hint*

*OW OW!*

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

 

[CrazyChik]

Hey Haz, I think Mr. Oxy Clean Man wants to sign your purple cast.

*nudge nudge*
*wink wink*
*hint hint*

*OW OW!*

mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[tinkerbell12]

Been looking forward to the future
But my eyesight is going bad
In this crystal ball
It's always cloudy except for (except for)
When you look into the past (look into the past)
One night stand. (One night stand, off! )

One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
Even though they weren't so great
He tastes like you only sweeter

One night yeah one more time
Thanks for the memories
Thanks for the memories
See, he tastes like you only sweeter
Ohhhh

-Thnks Fr Th Mmrs

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!

 

[ms.tinkerpoo]

Good. Pretty bored.
You?

tired *yawns*
you?

I'm good.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Chuck Norris does know what Willis is talking about!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

I LOVE THAT ONE! HAHAHAHAHA

mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmm

xP

 

[tinkerbell12]

I'm good.

that's good

 

[CrazyChik]

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Avenged Sevenfold got added to the Swag Bucks site! There's a lot of prizes for them too...

 

[tinkerbell12]

Is this more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)

Drop a heart, break a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong team

We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, **** it and pull it

-Sugar We're Going Down

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

My sister woke up right after I turned off the computer, she punched me twice

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I need this...

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

I dropped my sister's laptop and the top of it like fell off.
But then I told my sister I broke it and she fixed it. And the top isn't all weirdish now.
So I guess I fixed it by breaking it.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Fall Out Boy lyrics, lol.

 

[tinkerbell12]

Fall Out Boy lyrics, lol.

mm
not as good as:

Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn (all alone).
Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction.
My confidence is leaving me on my own (all alone).
No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention.

I'm sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear.
Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem.

Caught here in a fiery blaze, won't lose my will to stay.
These eyes won't see the same, after I flip today.

-Bat Country




but close

i'm just going thru my ipod and putting the lyrics on here as i go

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I want it...I asked my aunt to buy me this for Christmas...

 

[tinkerbell12]

She's a dwelling place for demons.
She's a cage for every unclean spirit,
every filthy burden, and makes us drink the poisoned wine to fornicating with our kings.
Fallen now is Babylon the Great.

The city dressed in jewels and gold, fine linen, myrrh with pearls.
Her plagues have come all at once as her mourners watch her burn.
Destroyed in an hour.
Merchants and captains of the world, sailors, navigators too.
Will weep and mourn this loss with her sins piled to the sky,
The Beast and the Harlot.

-Beast and the Harlot