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eeheehee, how roleplaying is fun xD

LARRY
Okay. There he is.

SALLY
The Doctor.

LARRY
Who's the Doctor?

SALLY
He's the Doctor.

DOCTOR (On monitor.)
Yep. That's me.

SALLY
Okay, that was scary.

LARRY
No, it sounds like he's replying, but he always says that.

DOCTOR
Yes, I do.

LARRY
And that.

DOCTOR
Yep, and this.

SALLY
He can hear us. Oh, my God, you can really hear us!

LARRY
Of course he can't hear us. Look! I've got a transcript, see, everything he says. "Yep, that's me". "Yes, I do". "Yep, and this". Next it's...

DOCTOR & LARRY
Are you going to read out the whole thing?

LARRY
Sorry.

SALLY
Who are you?

DOCTOR
I'm a time traveller. Or I was. I'm stuck in 1969.

MARTHA (On monitor, moving into frame.)
We're stuck. All of space and time, he promised me. Now I've got a job in a shop, I've got to support him!

DOCTOR
Martha!

MARTHA (Moving out of frame.)
Sorry.

SALLY
I've seen this bit before.

DOCTOR
Quite possibly.

SALLY
1969, that's where you're talking from?

DOCTOR
'Fraid so.

SALLY
But you're replying to me. You can't know exactly what I'm gonna say, 40 years before I say it!

DOCTOR
38.

LARRY
I'm getting this down! I'm writing in your bits.

SALLY
How? How is this possible? Tell me!

LARRY
Not so fast.

DOCTOR
People don't understand time. It's not what you think it is.

SALLY
Then what is it?

DOCTOR
Complicated.

SALLY
Tell me.

DOCTOR
Very complicated.

SALLY
I'm clever and I'm listening. And don't patronise me because people have died, and I'm not happy. Tell me.

DOCTOR
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff.

SALLY
Yeah, I've seen this bit before. You said that sentence got away from you.

DOCTOR
It got away from me, yeah.

SALLY
Next thing you're going to say is, "Well, I can hear you".

DOCTOR
Well, I can hear you.

SALLY
This isn't possible.

LARRY
No. It's brilliant!

DOCTOR
Not hear you exactly, but I know everything you're going to say.

LARRY
Always gives me the shivers, that bit.

SALLY
How can you know what I'm going to say?

DOCTOR
Look to your left.

LARRY
What does he mean by, "Look to your left"? I've written tons about that on the forums. I think it's a political statement.

SALLY
He means you. What are you doing?

LARRY
I'm writing in your bits. So I've got a complete transcript of the whole conversation. Wait until this hits the net. This will explode the egg forums.

DOCTOR
I've got a copy of the finished transcript. It's on my Autocue.

SALLY
How can you have a copy of the finished transcript? It is still being written.

DOCTOR
I told you. I'm a time traveller. I got it in the future.

SALLY
Okay, let me get my head 'round this. You're reading from a transcript of a conversation you're still having? Wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey. Actually, never mind that. (To Larry.)
You can do shorthand?

LARRY
So?

DOCTOR
What matters is we can communicate. We have got big problems now. They've taken the blue box, haven't they? The angels have the phone box.

LARRY
The angels have the phone box! That's my favourite, I've got it on a tee-shirt!

SALLY
What do you mean, angels? You mean those statue things?

DOCTOR
Creatures from another world.

SALLY
But they're just statues.

DOCTOR
Only when you see them.

SALLY
What does that mean?

DOCTOR
Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can!

SALLY
Don't take your eyes off that.

DOCTOR
That's why they cover their eyes. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.

SALLY
What am I supposed to do?

DOCTOR
The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!

SALLY
How? How?

DOCTOR
And that's it, I'm afraid. There's no more from you on the transcript, that's all I've got. I dunno what stopped you talking, but I can guess. They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!

SALLY
No, don't, you can't!

LARRY
I'll rewind him!

SALLY
What good would that do?! You're not looking at the statue?

LARRY
Neither are you.

They look to see the statue is far closer, it's face distorted.

I use the easter egg video, using them words. It's really weird.
 
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wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'm watching something really weird.
 
Looked at the symptons. It hurts when I cough, and when I yawn like really deeply. Other then that, it's just a weird feeling in my throat.
 
my throat was actually jus like that this past week but its gone now...i didnt do anything for it or about it? lol:confused3
 
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