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[Disney.Ears]

"Do you have a band-Aid? Cuz I just scraped my knee falling for you."

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Saw this in a movie...

"If your intention was to shoot an arrow through my heart...bullseye!"

 

[Disney.Ears]

It's sad how many I know hahaha.

"Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I was totally saying that next! xD

 

[Disney.Ears]

*sounds trumpet*

Corniest one of all time?:

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together."

 

[Disney.Ears]

I still have more...

"Are you tired? Cause baby you've been running through my mind all day."

 

[CrazyChik]

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Them: No. Well then, please start.

 

[Disney.Ears]

"Guy: Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone.
Girl:Oh Really. What is that?
Guy: It's just that...your numbers not in it."

I'll admit to googling that one, but just that one hahahaha.

WOOHOO 7,777! Good luck

 

[AmandaSparks730]

If we were in a crowded room, you'd be the only one I'd talk to (oooh I'm bad)

 

[CrazyChik]

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

 

[Disney.Ears]

"Hey beautiful...that is your name right?" xD

.........

"You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad."

 

[CastawayJ]

"I'm no good with the pickup lines, want to skip to kissing?"

that one anygood

 

[Disney.Ears]

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

YOU SO GOOGLED THAT xD hahahaha.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

*faints*

 

[Disney.Ears]

I think it's so sad I know so many of these.
Thank God I've never heard any xD hahahaha.
I know some like REALLLYYYYY bad ones lmao.

"I'm no good with the pickup lines, want to skip to kissing?"

that one anygood

Nice one Josh hahahahha.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

I searched "total hottie" on Google, and your picture showed up.

XDD

And nice one Josh! I'm all for it

 

[CastawayJ]

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

nice

 

[CrazyChik]

YOU SO GOOGLED THAT xD hahahaha.

No I didn't, someone said to me.
xD

*faints*

Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

 

[CastawayJ]

I think it's so sad I know so many of these.
Thank God I've never heard any xD hahahaha.
I know some like REALLLYYYYY bad ones lmao.



Nice one Josh hahahahha.

no really, would that one work, I'm trying to have one no one will have heard

(cuz that might make up for the L on my forhead)

 

[Disney.Ears]

How far can we actually go with the pickup lines? Hahahaha.

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me."

 

[CastawayJ]

No I didn't, someone said to me.
xD




Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhh

it better have been george