After reading (with a measure of surprise) so many comments about "rude New Jerseyans ...with apparent accents", of course I would say, add "New JerseyLand"!
What a great idea! It could feature rides such as "It's a Small New Joisey World After All, Dude!", "The Teacup Ride" (where teacups actually spill tea on you), and a big fastpass attraction, "Splash Toxic Dump Mountain".
The dress code would have to be relaxed, obviously, seeing as us "Joisey slobs" really hate wearing anything other than stained white tee shirts. Gum would be sold in every kiosk, because if we didn't smack our gum constantly, we'd get unruly. There would only be two places to eat, a cheesesteak house and a South Philly pretzel hut.
Anyone who butt into line would be dealt with switfly. They'd be whacked.
Just my idea. (A South Jersey girl who thinks and types - wow!)
Melissa