New Game - Wishes

[babynurse1]

granted but it hides all your favorite articles of clothing just to be difficult


I wish Reeses Peanut Butter Eggs were available all year long


p.s. I thought of the same song Ritz

 

[lalijack]

You guys are entirely welcome for the song inspiration!

Granted, but you develop an allergy to everything BUT Reese's Peanut Butter Eggs, and BOY does that taste wear thin fast!

I wish I could figure out the reason my MSN and Hotmail accounts are acting so wonky lately!

 

[babynurse1]

granted, but the reason is because MSN and hotmail have lalijack blacklisted.


I wish I could fly to Boston this weekend.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but a weekend isn't long enough to see all the sights and visit with your favorite DIS pal, so you extend your stay, and by the time you get back, DH and kids have replaced you with a Swedish girl who's half your age!

I wish there was a free service which allowed you to use your computer as a videophone so I could talk to friends who don't live close by.

 

[Ritz]

Granted but now you have to pay for internet access at $1 per keystroke.


I wish I was taller.

 

[babynurse1]

granted how does 8 feet 2inches sound, Stretch?

I wish Senjaya would get voted off American Idol

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but then his legion of fans rally 'round him and he gets a huge recording contract. Soon, he's all over the TV and radio, 24/7! It's Sanjayapalooza! Yikes!

I wish computers could be fixed by simply being rebooted.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but it takes 24 hours for each rebooting

I wish I could find the golden ticket.

sanyjapalooza!

 

[Ritz]

Granted but it is a golden ticket to a seminar on The Fine Art of Scrubbing a Toilet


I wish my DH would only like to watch the TV shows that I like.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but now he's turned into a girly man watching chick shows.


I wish I could watch the Reds play this weekend

 

[Ritz]

Granted but they lose.


I wish I could follow sports.

 

[babynurse1]

granted but as soon as you understand all there is to understand, every sports figure goes on strike


I wish I could snap my fingers like Mary Poppins and the house would be clean

 

[Ritz]

Granted but after three days you develop carpal tunnel syndrome and are unable to snap.

I wish my children desired to get good grades.

 

[lalijack]

Granted, but they excel so quickly that you're forced to come up with college tuition immediately! And they want to go to MIT!!!!

I wish the rain and wind would stop! Two solid days is ENOUGH!

 

[tinkerbell12]

Granted but then it never rains again.

I wish I weren't so sick.

 

[NEVERENOUGHWDW]

I wish you weren't sick either, but I'm sure your over it by now.

I wish I were going away this weekend...