new dog crossbreeds

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New Dog Cross Breeds
The following breeds are now recognised by the AKC:
Collie + Lhasa Apso
Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport


Spitz + Chow Chow
Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot


Pointer + Setter
Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet


Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
Pyradachs, a puzzling breed


Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
Peekasso, an abstract dog


Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle


Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists


Newfoundland + Basset Hound
Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors


Terrier + Bulldog
Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes


Bloodhound + Labrador
Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly


Malamute + Pointer
Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway


Collie + Malamute
Commute, a dog that travels to work


Deerhound + Terrier
Derriere, a dog that's true to the end


Bull Terrier + ****zu
Oh, never mind....