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[Hawaiidood]

Better yet "Let me show you why we call it FRESH produce."

 

[~Jiminy Cricket~]

Better yet "Let me show you why we call it FRESH produce."

 

[DisneyLily]

I have not laughed this hard in years!

Thanks Cohen.

 

[AmandaSparks730]

Goodness Cohen and Matt!

 

[DisneyLily]

But what if he works in the bread section of the store?

Go:

Pick up a bag of bread and say "I wonder if this is fresh" and he'll over hear you and say "come with me and i'll show you fresh".

THAT was horrid.

 

[Hawaiidood]

But what if he works in the bread section of the store?

Go:

Pick up a bag of bread and say "I wonder if this is fresh" and he'll over hear you and say "come with me and i'll show you fresh".

THAT was horrid.

"Ill show you a loaf worth baking..."

Ok I really need to stop.

 

[DisneyLily]

"Ill show you a loaf worth baking..."

Ok I really need to stop.

 

[KidGoofy]

But what if he works in the bread section of the store?

Go:

Pick up a bag of bread and say "I wonder if this is fresh" and he'll over hear you and say "come with me and i'll show you fresh".

THAT was horrid.

Maybe he can grab a bag of hamburger buns...and say we got some sweet BUNZ...I think I might have ruined it...lol

 

[~Jiminy Cricket~]

I have not laughed this hard in years!

Thanks Cohen.

Your welcome

Goodness Cohen and Matt!

At least I didn't come up with the Produce part

But what if he works in the bread section of the store?

Go:

Pick up a bag of bread and say "I wonder if this is fresh" and he'll over hear you and say "come with me and i'll show you fresh".

THAT was horrid.

You are making me think to hard. I will have to come up with something for the bread section. Oh I know one , but I am not going to say it.

 

[DisneyLily]

Maybe he can grab a bag of hamburger buns...and say we got some sweet BUNZ...I think I might have ruined it...lol

I have such a dirty mind and you are all NOT helping it.

 

[DisneyLily]

Your welcome

At least I didn't come up with the Produce part

You are making me think to hard. I will have to come up with something for the bread section. Oh I know one , but I am not going to say it.

Say it!

You made me think of something so disturbing!

"Come with me and I'll show you fresh produce"

 

[~Jiminy Cricket~]

It has something to do with Buns in the oven.

 

[Hawaiidood]

Say it!

You made me think of something so disturbing!

"Come with me and I'll show you fresh produce"

Come on baby, Ill show you how to REALLY peel a melon...

Yeah that made little sense to, but still sounded dirty.

 

[DisneyLily]

It has something to do with Buns in the oven.

Just say it or pm it to me.

Oh and now I won't be able to stop laughing when im there.

 

[DisneyLily]

Come on baby, Ill show you how to REALLY peel a melon...

Yeah that made little sense to, but still sounded dirty.

How do you peel a melon?

 

[Hawaiidood]

How do you peel a melon?

Oh, You know


Ha ha

 

[DisneyLily]

Oh, You know


Ha ha

I actually don't.

I just take the knife and kinda strip the hard layers off.

 

[KidGoofy]

Stop talking about fruit...I am getting hungry for some and we dont have any

 

[DisneyLily]

Stop talking about fruit...I am getting hungry for some and we dont have any

Sorry.

 

[Hawaiidood]

I actually don't.

I just take the knife and kinda strip the hard layers off.

Ha ha It was intended to be a joke turned dirty, even though there was nothing dirty about it.