Nelson and Jenn's wonderful journey...

[Saxton]

The monkey never learns.

Which explains why the organ grinder kicked her to the curb.

 

[rosiep]

It's a lost cause Rob. For some reason Rosie loves to call you and I fat ... I believe it's to compensate for some inadequacies and we can only imagine what those might be.

It's a dire lack of heiney.
I'm all tata's and no butt.

 

[rosiep]

Which explains why the organ grinder kicked her to the curb.

He didn't "kick"; he gently "pushed".

 

[starann]

Rosie, honey... I was born in 1980! My parents were teenagers in the 70's and into some of the 80's as well....

Me too!!! Jenn I didn't realize we were the same age! Rosie had children almost our age (I still love you Rosie!)



Rosie......are you going on a solo trip in Feb to meet the FL crew? That would be a BLAST!

 

[rosiep]

Me too!!! Jenn I didn't realize we were the same age! Rosie had children almost our age (I still love you Rosie!)



Rosie......are you going on a solo trip in Feb to meet the FL crew? That would be a BLAST!

I'll be there in February with my "baby" Tara...she's 23...We can't wait to meet everyone...I'm thinking it's going to be FIERCE!

 

[rpmdfw]

From now on I'm calling you BIG DADDY!

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called Big Daddy

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Jenn,

You know I love you. But there ain't NO WAY I want to see pictures or video of that!

I'll take your word for it and say congrats, but I'm not lookin at it!

Wimp!

It could be fun if we ran the film backwards and watched the kid disappear!

All I can think of is: OUCH!

From now on I'm calling you BIG DADDY!

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called Big Daddy

And who is going to pay for my therapy now?

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I am leaving work now, so my DIS time is over....

Big morning tomorrow... prayers are requested for my husbands swim team!

 

[starann]

Here's to thinking of Michael Phelps in your hubby pants!!!!!!

 

[TuckandStuiesMom]

Wouldn't be the first time I've been called Big Daddy

tee-hee

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

Here's to thinking of Michael Phelps in your hubby pants!!!!!!

There is something weird about that statement... When I figure it out I will let you know...


Well, its all done except for the waiting. I have two whole weeks now of nothing but waiting... This is gonna stink!

They gave me a prescription for Progesterone to make sure that everything stays all nice and healthy since it is so far along in my cycle.

They made me sign paperwork saying that I knew who the man providing the sample was. It is all protocol, but funny nonetheless! The nurse asked my husband if he wanted to push the plunger on the syringe once it was hooked into the catheter, I almost rolled off the table when I saw his face She said that some men want to... so hey! (as with everything else in life) to each their own!

Pregnancy test on 6/3... (I wonder how many at home tests I will go through before then...)

Thanks again for everything and all your support. There has been nobody as supportive as all of you!

 

[wallyb]

Go stand on your head so that stuff
can get to where it's going!


Best of luck

 

[rosiep]

Do what Wally suggested, but paint funny faces on your feet so you can entertain yourself with a puppet show...it's what I always do...

 

[wallyb]

... While eating crackers and whistling Dixie

 

[rosiep]

... While eating crackers and whistling Dixie

But if you eat crackers make sure to have some water nearby...we wouldn't want you to choke.

 

[wallyb]

Or for an international flare -
eat bonbons and belt out La Vie en Rose!
Magnifique!

 

[rosiep]

And, if she wants to get in shape for delivering that baby...she could do scissor excercises:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6iw9qGX1wE

Trying to think of what else she can do while lying on her back with her feet in the air??

 

[jenn&nelsonrego]

I am at a loss for words (and breath from laughing so hard)...

The problem with such amusing imagery is that I can't get it out of my head now!

 

[rosiep]

We live only to amuse and distract you.

 

[wallyb]

How is it you are typing -
when your supposed to be?...