Need funny/cute toilet saying to stop backups!!

[cotomom]

Anyone know of any cute or funny sayings to help prevent backups in my very low water, tempermental powder room?

 

[Disney Doll]

Flush, flush flush the loo
More than you think you should
Low water level...a tempermental bowl
Make for plumbing that's not so good.

(Think of the tune to "Row, Row, Row Your Boat").

 

[arminnie]

I need something. My building was built in 1965 with toilets that used a lot of water.

When they remodeled in 2005 they used the new low flow toilets. If I leave town and dont't flush multiple times the toillet paper gets stuck and solidifies into concrete. My poor downstairs neighbor has suffered terrible overflows because of this. I can't believe that she doesn't hate me.

 

[cotomom]

Thanks Disney Doll - cute!

Arminnie, sounds like that is no fun matter either!