Nanny's panties

[JennyMominRI]

Are you ready for a gross story. My mother stayed at my house over the holidays .She put her dirty underthings in a bag to take home and then left it in my nieces car.. It had her underpants in it.. She hasnt gotten the bag back yet and she constantly talks about her underpants..She doesn't have many pairs..She likes to change them 3 times a day She really needs her underpants. Why can my niece bring them to my house,then I can get them to my mother ..I don't know how I am supposed to do that. I don't drive. Should I jog with them the 20 miles to my mother's house with the underpants in a bag flopping in the Feb wind? Are we supposed to play Telephone with my mothers underpants and pass them from family member to family member?
Honest to G-d I don't get how she can spend 15 minutes during every phone call with me talking about her underpants.. I called her on Sunday too tell her that Ed had emergency open heart surgery .I mentioned that my niece has offered to give me a ride to the hospital If I need it. What does my mother say? "Maybe she can bring you my underpants then"...Yes,great Idea.I'll schlep through the ICU with my mothers underpants in a bag.
Again today ,I called her to update her on Ed and she spent 15 minutes going on about her underpants... I mean I've got bigger things on my mind than her dirty underpants.

 

[sugarpie]

Well, at least she's got good personal hygiene, if nothing else.

 

[lesroi]

At least you are keeping your sense of humor through this thing!!!


Tracy

 

[JennyMominRI]

Well, at least she's got good personal hygiene, if nothing else.

True,True... See I knew someone hear could bring some clarity to this issue..

 

[lovetoscrap]

At this point I think I would pay the postage just to get her off my back!

 

[sugarpie]

Whenever you do get the granny panties back to your mom you should stick a black thong in the bag, just for fun.

 

[momrek06]

Ahh..she is probably very frugal, that generation is, and knows you have her granny panties and in her mind there is no need to purchase any new ones (there are some perfectly fine ones in niece's car).

At least she hasn't asked you to actually retrieve them from the neice's car and wash them BESIDES finding a way to get them to her!!! ...

Ya, Jenny, just laugh at it!!! Humor is the best medicine!!! ...

 

[DisneyNeckCoolers]

Well, I know you've got bigger things on your mind, but I've got another underpants story for ya....

When my daughter was about a year old or so, in the crawling stage, I saw her playing with something near our front door. Then I noticed she put something black on her head like a hat. When I went over to inspect what it was, well, you guessed it, it was someone's USED underwear!!! Yes, I saw some bodily fluid on skid row. EWWWWW! (It was NOT mine - I'm pooh sized and this was a little sexy number.) Although my 20-year-old cousin denied it, I'm sure it belong to her. It must fell out of her purse when she last visited! Oi, my poor baby!

 

[lovemygoofy]

You could just do a really nice thing and order some from walmart.com and have them mailed directly to her house. Tell her you'll keep the others at your house for just in case emergency

 

[SwedishMeatball]

You're begging for a tag.

 

[winniedapooh]

Whenever you do get the granny panties back to your mom you should stick a black thong in the bag, just for fun.

Ahhh Jenny seriously I hope things get better...

 

[DisneyPhD]

You could just do a really nice thing and order some from walmart.com and have them mailed directly to her house. Tell her you'll keep the others at your house for just in case emergency

I had thought about this too, but really I am thinking Jenny probably wants them out of her house as much as her mom wants them back.

 

[Jeanny]

I think at this point, I'd toss them and buy new undies!!!

 

[Tiggeroo]

we could take up a nanny pantie collection to raise six bucks for a pack of hanes.

 

[kilee]

I know you have a lot of other things going on right now-- but this did make me laugh.

 

[jonestavern]

Jenny we're a generous bunch here, give us an address and your Mom's size and we'll be happy to donate to the GrammaPants fund Heck, we'll even include some Peds!

Jean

 

[JennyMominRI]

Jenny we're a generous bunch here, give us an address and your Mom's size and we'll be happy to donate to the GrammaPants fund Heck, we'll even include some Peds!

Jean

I don't know my mother's underwear size thank G-d

 

[bigmerle1966]

My mother has undie issues too, she hangs her's up so they don't get wrinkles.


Get the person who has them box them up and mail them.

 

[speedydisteen]

 

[lovemygoofy]

Could you imagine your mother's reaction if she started receiving just random kinds and cuts and colors of underwear from people around the country and world. She would be a bit freaked. That might make you laugh, we could do it