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Hope I'm posting this in the right section... 
So I was planning a trip to see my buddy in St. Louis, and maybe see my football team get their butts kicked at home instead of on the road (here in SF) this season. When I told my good friend/lil sis Anne about this, she advised me that I should probably fly into KC so I could see her brand spankin new house, and just drive to St. Louis from there. I hardily laughed at her (its a 5 hour drive from Topeka to St. Louis) and hung up in her face, but not before thanking her for the good chuckle.
Enter the realization that (albeit fairly North) Marceline, Missouri is in between Topeka and St. Louis
Ring ring! Hey Anne? Um, I think I will fly into KC after all!
Okay, so it didnt go down exactly like that, but you get the gist!
Ill fly into KC Thursday night, Anne and I could drive to Marceline together (but in separate cars) on Friday morning, well stay the night and Saturday morning Anne could drive home and I could drive to St. Louis, hang out with my buddy Saturday night and go to the game on Sunday, and drive back to Topeka Sunday night! It was the perfect plan. Would it work? Could it work? Would I want to drive all that way?
Sure why not.
Thursday, Day Zero
So I have never flown first class before. I mean, its a little out of my budget. However after telling my brother of my planned SFO to KCI excursion, he advised me that he had a ton of air miles that were going to expire, and basically gave me a free round trip first class ticket. I tell you Ive got a helluva family.
Now boarding our first class passengers, and passengers traveling with small children only.
Excuse me, pardon me. I weaved my way through the throng of people waiting impatiently for their boarding zone to be called. It wasnt too shabby boarding before everybody else, I must say. I entered the plane and sat comfortably in my rather large seat with the inordinate amount of leg room. When youre 61 on an airplane leg room trumps all, my friends.
My vision of first class
Stewardess: More anything?
Me: More everything!
And it didnt disappoint. On this flight there was no hot fudge sundae with the fudge on the bottom (allowing me to control my fudge distribution as I ate it), but there was always the next flight to look forward to! They gave me an actual meal instead of peanuts, several snacks, and all the orange juice I could drink; in a glass! Swanky. I arrived in Dallas, my layover city. That airport is huge! They have vending machines that dispense electronics. No joke. Um, Ill take a Snickers and a PSP. E1 and, G6." They have a vending machine that dispenses ProActiv solution. I actually almost bought some. They have monorails that take you anywhere you wish to go. SFO is a toilet compared to DFW.
I just noticed that Im not even in Kansas yet and my TR is getting wordy. Allow me to summate: The first class flight to KCI was fine too short for a full meal. I read Catcher in the Rye and listened to my iPod. I arrived in Kansas City and noticed immediately that it was tiny. I think I walked about 50ft after de-boarding and there was my baggage carousel. I picked up my rental car (kinda sweet Pontiac G6) and drove to Topeka. It was late by now (1AM I think) so by the time I got to Annes super cool house it was so time for bed. Shed give me the tour later. She already had the couch set up for me, and I think I was asleep about 10 seconds after my head hit the pillow.
No pics of Day Zero, Im afraid. But Day One is coming soon!


So I was planning a trip to see my buddy in St. Louis, and maybe see my football team get their butts kicked at home instead of on the road (here in SF) this season. When I told my good friend/lil sis Anne about this, she advised me that I should probably fly into KC so I could see her brand spankin new house, and just drive to St. Louis from there. I hardily laughed at her (its a 5 hour drive from Topeka to St. Louis) and hung up in her face, but not before thanking her for the good chuckle.
Enter the realization that (albeit fairly North) Marceline, Missouri is in between Topeka and St. Louis
Ring ring! Hey Anne? Um, I think I will fly into KC after all!
Okay, so it didnt go down exactly like that, but you get the gist!

Ill fly into KC Thursday night, Anne and I could drive to Marceline together (but in separate cars) on Friday morning, well stay the night and Saturday morning Anne could drive home and I could drive to St. Louis, hang out with my buddy Saturday night and go to the game on Sunday, and drive back to Topeka Sunday night! It was the perfect plan. Would it work? Could it work? Would I want to drive all that way?
Sure why not.
Thursday, Day Zero
So I have never flown first class before. I mean, its a little out of my budget. However after telling my brother of my planned SFO to KCI excursion, he advised me that he had a ton of air miles that were going to expire, and basically gave me a free round trip first class ticket. I tell you Ive got a helluva family.
Now boarding our first class passengers, and passengers traveling with small children only.
Excuse me, pardon me. I weaved my way through the throng of people waiting impatiently for their boarding zone to be called. It wasnt too shabby boarding before everybody else, I must say. I entered the plane and sat comfortably in my rather large seat with the inordinate amount of leg room. When youre 61 on an airplane leg room trumps all, my friends.
My vision of first class
Stewardess: More anything?
Me: More everything!
And it didnt disappoint. On this flight there was no hot fudge sundae with the fudge on the bottom (allowing me to control my fudge distribution as I ate it), but there was always the next flight to look forward to! They gave me an actual meal instead of peanuts, several snacks, and all the orange juice I could drink; in a glass! Swanky. I arrived in Dallas, my layover city. That airport is huge! They have vending machines that dispense electronics. No joke. Um, Ill take a Snickers and a PSP. E1 and, G6." They have a vending machine that dispenses ProActiv solution. I actually almost bought some. They have monorails that take you anywhere you wish to go. SFO is a toilet compared to DFW.
I just noticed that Im not even in Kansas yet and my TR is getting wordy. Allow me to summate: The first class flight to KCI was fine too short for a full meal. I read Catcher in the Rye and listened to my iPod. I arrived in Kansas City and noticed immediately that it was tiny. I think I walked about 50ft after de-boarding and there was my baggage carousel. I picked up my rental car (kinda sweet Pontiac G6) and drove to Topeka. It was late by now (1AM I think) so by the time I got to Annes super cool house it was so time for bed. Shed give me the tour later. She already had the couch set up for me, and I think I was asleep about 10 seconds after my head hit the pillow.
No pics of Day Zero, Im afraid. But Day One is coming soon!





