Lets all make sure we thank Amy for reminding me about one of the funnier things that happened the night we had the VIP seats for the fireworks.
So Amy and I go and sit in the same seats we were in while watching the parade. When we sat down it was realized that we needed to actually check in. So I volunteer to go up to the clipboard guy and check us in. When I get up there he tells us we are already checked in. I'm like whatever. Cool.
But then he proceeds to tell me that it is a full house tonight and that all the seats will be taken. I just nod and go "uh huh". He then tells me that we will have to get about 5 or more people per bench since it is so full.

Well, I just laugh at this. I ask him if he has seen the size of my hiney. If he notices it, he will see that there is no way 5 or more are gonna fit on my bench. Not only did I tell him this, and told him to look at my butt, but I also grab my backside and said, its just not gonna happen. He was sorta at a loss for words.

I was like, no matter how many your clipboard says will be on my bench, I can tell you, with my bottom, its just not gonna happen. He then gave me the ~im gonna call security in about 10 secs~ look::cop: So I smiled and then made my way back to the bench.
I told Amy of my conversation, and she was all giggly and snorty (j/k).

As luck would have it, we had the bench to ourselves. So a bench for 5 people really was for only Amy and I. Not sure what that is saying that because we took up space meant for 5, but I do know that the background music for that part of my evening was "i like big butts and I can not lie".
All that while I was wearing my martini glass shirt. Looking back I can't believe I did some of the things I did, or said. All I can say is wow.