Hisgirl
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I'm from California, where our heat is dry. After getting off the plane, the first time those automatic doors opened at MCO, that wall of thick humidity hit me like a suffocating blanket.
Going into the parks, I cursed, why did Walt Disney even think this was an appropriate place for a resort? Eventually, I decided I had to just accept being covered in a gross mixture of sweat, sunscreen, and humidity -- and I think now I kind of miss that whenever I go in the winter and it's not unbearably hot. It's almost as if the heat is a character in the story or an old friend.
I did see a Disney executive wearing a suit one day, and that just looked like the worst punishment one could ever have.
Hahahahaha! This cracked me up! YES! The heat IS a character!
The Heat and Humidity are like Chip and Dale! There should be pins! Great giant costumed characters! And they wouldn't sign autographs, but, instead, just drip sweat and smear the ink of the other signatures.

No one could get near them without getting all hot and sweaty themselves, and Olaf can never be in the same room with them!
