Raulandpinboy
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Its been asked for over and over so here it is my family tree as it pertains to the DIS and few extra just because I feel like sharing, this for you Judith M. (there you happy now)
Okay here we go there are the Skipper, Gilligan, the millionaire, and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann.
There that was easy.
Okay okay lets not be so seriously part-II
Me Raulandpinboy Ed the leader of this of merry nuts, and inventor of that little blue thing that sits in your kitchen drawer and does nothing. Much like the popeel pocket fisherman.
Lori AKA Mean Laureen my sister born just 30 seconds before me, and thinks that entitles her to something, was my girlfriend in high school and we were to be married but then we moved out of Arkansas and realized it was not normal, so we broke up.
Jazzy Jeff AKA (like you need to ask) third cousin twice removed, also know to the children as uncle daddy, but mom never explained why. Left town and moved to the west to sell a cactus milking machine he invented, we tried it on the cows, but after the third cow blew up daddy banished him from the farm.
Matthew AKA Billyjoejimjobob a friend of the family, was liked until that weird night we all drank moonshine, and he kept chasing the pigs, anyway he sold the movie rights to Hollywood made a ton of money, after that he was a happy man we felt he needed to suffer so after another moonshine party night, we dressed my sister in a pig outfit and they were married by morning.
Nat AKA NHMickey AKA Mr. Hannie second cousin once removed kept selling the same tractor over and over again, then one day, a tornado blew through town and a mobile home landed on a flatbed truck Well Nat lit up like a Christmas tree yelled I have an idea, got in drove it away, and well the rest is history.
SueEllen who kept her country name, my other sister from the same mom, but her daddy was our third cousin from my uncles mothers twin sister who was married to uncle Karl who was married to daddy's aunt Celia who married Nat, after she divorced Jeff . Uhmmm yea that's it, anyway she saw the TV show lifestyles of the rich and famous, and married some guy called Billy Gates, she thought it was Bill Gates but boy was she off, she now washes cars for a living Billy Gates just sleeps.
Okay okay seriously
Me Raulandpinboy Ed the leader of this of merry nuts, and inventor of that little blue thing that sits in your kitchen drawer and does nothing.
Her Gotanypins Donna the wife married me for the money I got from inventing the little blue thing. Also known as the national debt. Told me I had to marry her to keep the INS off my case.
My Daughter Lauree AKA Ismetoo, takes after me, acts like me, works like me, pee's standing up like me, but looks like her mother.
The Granddaughters
Crystal #1 born AKA oneohone, the blonde, but does not act like one, has my math skills, and can walk and talk at the same time, actually she never stops talking most brain yaks are like that hee hee.
Knows all the words to Baby Got Back, and will break out in song with me at a moments notice.
Heather #2 born AKA merme the brunette, acts like a blonde, the starlet has been in every major production from Oklahoma to Rocky Horror. This one does stop talking after you tell her to shut up already for about 5 minutes. Knows all the words to Time Warp, but will stop in the middle of it to tell you that your not doing it right.
Brooke #3 born AKA (it's a secret we want to keep her pure) The innocent one, just likes to play with pokemon stuff, loves her grandfather that's all that matters. This one is loaded with enough methane to power a small country
(I'm so proud sniff sniff)but she uses her power for good not evil.
Adrienne #4 came not from Lauree but appeared one day and was adopted by me as honorary granddaughter #4, happiest little girl on the face of the planet, can never do any wrong, will grow up to be a nuclear physicist or WWF cute type stage chick.
Not on the boards, and would not know a Disney pin if they sat on one (so in other words unbelieving blasphemers)
Stepson #1 Steven
Grandkids under this one are Alicia, Bethany, and Demon seed. (No I'm not sorry I said it cause she is)
Stepson #2 Gary wife Kathy (Love her to death best thing that ever happened to him)
Grandkids under this one are Karly, Kevin, and Kateland they have a thing with the letter K, it seems they met, and fell in love while watching Sesame Street.
Cousin Juan in Miami AKA Pinbad the pirate looks like my twin acts just like me (be afraid be very afraid) born in the USA and has the worst Spanish accent, was in his bedroom when security took Ellian Gonzalez back to Cuba, no not Ellian's his own bedroom, what are you people nuts.
Mother to Cousin Juan Madeline Internet junkie still believes that Jesus.com is an actual site belonging to him, Jesus that is. Broke the world record for the most statues of saints in the house new record 10'345'234 statues 45'000 of saint Lazarus alone. And yes has plastic covers on everything.
Mother in the Florida Keys Celia she is mixture of Cuban, African, Spain, and Japanese, and that is why the men keep knocking on her door Gave birth to me so (The woman is a saint) nuf said.
Niece Debbie in Ft Myers the children are Colleen, Justin, and Anthony. She truly believes that men are toys to be played with until they break, then you just go get a new one.
That's everybody on my side of the tree boys and girls now don't let this stop here give us your tree and lets hear a bit about you all sorry y'all forgot I'm a southern boy.
I want to see some trees under this thread; brag about you kids everybody loves to do that.
Disclaimer
Oh okay somebody just shoot me, its easier then apologizing to everybody I upset. The following companies have donated prizes in order to advertise on my threads. (that would be nobody) Mr. Otero's clothing was not provided by Botany 500. This is not a Mark Goodman Bill Toddman production, and I'm not Johnny Olson. I'm outta here .
Hit it Crystal YO YO YO I like big Butts and I can not lie you other brothers cant deny when a itty bitty girl sticks her itty bitty waist in your face you get sprung .
Okay here we go there are the Skipper, Gilligan, the millionaire, and his wife, the movie star, the professor and Mary Ann.
There that was easy.
Okay okay lets not be so seriously part-II
Me Raulandpinboy Ed the leader of this of merry nuts, and inventor of that little blue thing that sits in your kitchen drawer and does nothing. Much like the popeel pocket fisherman.
Lori AKA Mean Laureen my sister born just 30 seconds before me, and thinks that entitles her to something, was my girlfriend in high school and we were to be married but then we moved out of Arkansas and realized it was not normal, so we broke up.
Jazzy Jeff AKA (like you need to ask) third cousin twice removed, also know to the children as uncle daddy, but mom never explained why. Left town and moved to the west to sell a cactus milking machine he invented, we tried it on the cows, but after the third cow blew up daddy banished him from the farm.
Matthew AKA Billyjoejimjobob a friend of the family, was liked until that weird night we all drank moonshine, and he kept chasing the pigs, anyway he sold the movie rights to Hollywood made a ton of money, after that he was a happy man we felt he needed to suffer so after another moonshine party night, we dressed my sister in a pig outfit and they were married by morning.
Nat AKA NHMickey AKA Mr. Hannie second cousin once removed kept selling the same tractor over and over again, then one day, a tornado blew through town and a mobile home landed on a flatbed truck Well Nat lit up like a Christmas tree yelled I have an idea, got in drove it away, and well the rest is history.
SueEllen who kept her country name, my other sister from the same mom, but her daddy was our third cousin from my uncles mothers twin sister who was married to uncle Karl who was married to daddy's aunt Celia who married Nat, after she divorced Jeff . Uhmmm yea that's it, anyway she saw the TV show lifestyles of the rich and famous, and married some guy called Billy Gates, she thought it was Bill Gates but boy was she off, she now washes cars for a living Billy Gates just sleeps.
Okay okay seriously
Me Raulandpinboy Ed the leader of this of merry nuts, and inventor of that little blue thing that sits in your kitchen drawer and does nothing.
Her Gotanypins Donna the wife married me for the money I got from inventing the little blue thing. Also known as the national debt. Told me I had to marry her to keep the INS off my case.
My Daughter Lauree AKA Ismetoo, takes after me, acts like me, works like me, pee's standing up like me, but looks like her mother.
The Granddaughters
Crystal #1 born AKA oneohone, the blonde, but does not act like one, has my math skills, and can walk and talk at the same time, actually she never stops talking most brain yaks are like that hee hee.
Knows all the words to Baby Got Back, and will break out in song with me at a moments notice.Heather #2 born AKA merme the brunette, acts like a blonde, the starlet has been in every major production from Oklahoma to Rocky Horror. This one does stop talking after you tell her to shut up already for about 5 minutes.
Knows all the words to Time Warp, but will stop in the middle of it to tell you that your not doing it right.Brooke #3 born AKA (it's a secret we want to keep her pure) The innocent one, just likes to play with pokemon stuff, loves her grandfather that's all that matters.
This one is loaded with enough methane to power a small country
(I'm so proud sniff sniff)but she uses her power for good not evil.Adrienne #4 came not from Lauree but appeared one day and was adopted by me as honorary granddaughter #4, happiest little girl on the face of the planet, can never do any wrong, will grow up to be a nuclear physicist or WWF cute type stage chick.
Not on the boards, and would not know a Disney pin if they sat on one (so in other words unbelieving blasphemers)
Stepson #1 Steven
Grandkids under this one are Alicia, Bethany, and Demon seed. (No I'm not sorry I said it cause she is)
Stepson #2 Gary wife Kathy (Love her to death best thing that ever happened to him)
Grandkids under this one are Karly, Kevin, and Kateland they have a thing with the letter K, it seems they met, and fell in love while watching Sesame Street.
Cousin Juan in Miami AKA Pinbad the pirate looks like my twin acts just like me (be afraid be very afraid) born in the USA and has the worst Spanish accent, was in his bedroom when security took Ellian Gonzalez back to Cuba, no not Ellian's his own bedroom, what are you people nuts.
Mother to Cousin Juan Madeline Internet junkie still believes that Jesus.com is an actual site belonging to him, Jesus that is. Broke the world record for the most statues of saints in the house new record 10'345'234 statues 45'000 of saint Lazarus alone. And yes has plastic covers on everything.
Mother in the Florida Keys Celia she is mixture of Cuban, African, Spain, and Japanese, and that is why the men keep knocking on her door Gave birth to me so (The woman is a saint) nuf said.
Niece Debbie in Ft Myers the children are Colleen, Justin, and Anthony. She truly believes that men are toys to be played with until they break, then you just go get a new one.
That's everybody on my side of the tree boys and girls now don't let this stop here give us your tree and lets hear a bit about you all sorry y'all forgot I'm a southern boy.
I want to see some trees under this thread; brag about you kids everybody loves to do that.
Disclaimer
Oh okay somebody just shoot me, its easier then apologizing to everybody I upset. The following companies have donated prizes in order to advertise on my threads. (that would be nobody) Mr. Otero's clothing was not provided by Botany 500. This is not a Mark Goodman Bill Toddman production, and I'm not Johnny Olson. I'm outta here .
Hit it Crystal YO YO YO I like big Butts and I can not lie you other brothers cant deny when a itty bitty girl sticks her itty bitty waist in your face you get sprung .
? hhhmmm ... I remember the Skipper & Gilligan part - my sister watched them religiously! And I have nothing in my kitchen that is blue! I did recognize some of the moderator names ... am I getting closer to understanding?
