I Am What I Am
<font color=green><marquee>Pie builds amazing frie
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Gaston: I do believe that I will go shopping. No one bargain hunts like Gaston!
(OOC: I Am What I Am, you are an awesome Gaston! These are great lol)
OOC: I will be so upset if Gaston gets murdered.
Rapunzel: I think I'll take a ride on Splash Mountain, I haven't gone on anything yet.
Rapunzel: I think I'll take a ride on Splash Mountain, I haven't gone on anything yet.
Gaston: I shall escort you.
Rapunzel: Okay! I'd rather not be alone with some murderer on the loose.
Gaston: Excellent! And on the way I can tell you the thrilling tale of the time I defeated a cursed pirate crew with nothing but a coffee mug and a slice of cake
Rapunzel: I'm sure it's quite an interesting story. One time, my husband, Eugene, defeated a bunch of castle guards and a horse with nothing but a frying pan.
Gaston: I once defeated an entire army and six horses with a sauce pan.
Rapunzel: How impressive.
Cinderella8 said:Cinderella: I'd go with you but *yawn* I'm exhausted. I'm heading back to Cosmic Ray's, anyone wanna come with?
Gaston: Excellent! And on the way I can tell you the thrilling tale of the time I defeated a cursed pirate crew with nothing but a coffee mug and a slice of cake
Gaston: I am, aren't I?
Rapunzel: You're quite impressive if everything that you say is true.
Gaston: My lady, I cannot lie. Ever. It's one of my perfect personality traits.
Rapunzel: I see. Well since your stories must be true, I'm very interested in hearing the story about how you defeated an entire army and six horses with a sauce pan!
Gaston: Certainly! So there I was, surrounded. The army was closing in around me from all sides and I was trapped. My sword had long since snapped during the war. I reached down and grabbed the only thing available to me- a frying pan. I held the pan aloft and warned the advancing army to stay back, but they did not listen. I swung the pan at the nearest horse, colliding with the beast's skull. The horse reared in pain and bolted, throwing its rider and knocking over several others in its mad dash to get away. Suddenly, the idea formed into my head. I began swinging the pan wildly and yet calculated each swing to connect with animal and/or rider. Five other horses went down and men fell left and right, their feeble swords no match for my might and powerful swing.
And that, dear lady, is how I defeated an entire army and six horses with nothing but a frying pan.