Brer Rabbit: *hops to escalator and sees Ursula stuck in it* Wow. Poor Miss Ursula is too big to even make the escalator move...Guess I'll take the ol' stairs...*hops to stairs*
Ursula- Oh, the food court. Should I eat and be surrounded by screaming children, or should I take out my food. Food court. (orders a triple chili-cheesburger with extra large fries, a double chocolate milkshake, and a Diet Coke) I'm so good at dieting.
Ursula- (with chili dripping down her face) Thib id so goft and healthfy. (swallows) I am going to fit into my wedding dress in no time. I just gotta drop 4 sizes to get to size 200.