Lol about the pizza. Being from NJ the first thing I do when we move someplace or vacation someplace is find out where the best NY style pizza place is. And it is funny how most of the locals never know where the good pizza is....like in Colorado Springs there was an amazing pizza place and many locals where I worked never tried it! I found a really good place in the Charleston SC area. I even found good pizza in south GA if you can imagine that! But it is always possible such pizza won't be found...could be the case in Myrtle....I looked online for a while reading reviews and does not sound promising...especially coming from a NY/NJ person as yourself. But will check out the Mellow Mushroom