Great update and welcome back!
I totally get the red-headed wench observation. I think, if I was a guy, I would be too worried about my red-headed wench running the town with other pirates or another pirate killing me for her. Of course, I'm not a guy and they are visual creatures! I love the Oldies song that goes "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. So from my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you". Haha! I sing it to my husband all the time

. I especially like to say the part in the song where the guys are talking and one says to the other, "Man, I saw your wife the other day and she is UGLY!". The other guy says, "Yeah, but she sure can cook," to which the first guy replies, "I know that's right!". I say these lines a lot when I'm cooking. I crack myself up. Wow, talk about digressing...
I despised chemistry. Ugh. We had marine biology, which was a lot of fun, but I never wanted to dissect anything

. I wish I could go back and do high school all over again without the concern of boys or trying to fit in. I'm sure I would've liked (and focused more on) a lot more of my classes.
I hate cursing. I buy all clean versions of songs on iTunes. I think you can get your point across in movies and TV without saying the F-word a million times. The English language has millions of words. Get creative.
That stinks about the pineapple allergy!

I'm 31 and recently have developed a terrible reaction to shrimp and crab (I can do other seafood/shellfish, though). It's weird because I'm hesitant to eat a lot of new things or things I haven't eaten in awhile because I don't want to feel like that again (especially on vacation!).
The line to POTC freaks me out now because of the first Kingdom Keepers. Haha! I also was obsessed with the Aladdin game on Sega Genesis growing up and one of the levels had the music that is played throughout the line area in POTC so it gives me fond memories of playing that game. So random.
The Jack Sparrow show looks so fun! We'll have to check it out when we go in September (I say that about a lot of things and then end up running out of time to fit everything in!

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I had to buy sunglasses in Epcot during our 2011 trip because I left my sunglasses back in the motorhome at Ft. Wilderness (which, if you've never stayed at the campground, is practically like traveling all the way home to get your sunglasses). I got so many compliments on them and I barely liked them (I just needed something so the sun wouldn't burn my retinas).
I despise the WDW bus system at certain resorts (especially POR). We always had good luck when we stayed at AKV Kidani. The absolute best was when we stayed at OKW. We never had to wait or stand on a bus (or have anyone else standing on the bus for that matter!). We're staying at BLT in September, which I hope greatly reduces our need for the bus system (though, I'll probably be complaining about that walk from MK when I'm hot and tired. Haha!).
Can't wait to read more!
