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[Grog]

This is better than Survivor...and like Survivor, I dread the thought of it ending.....more trip report please!

 

[marymrg]

Tears of an idiot, to be the most complex of all. So many emotions.....I need a xanax. Anger, rage, sorrow, compassion, ....just too many to list. Heck, I even like Mr and Mrs. Bandaid after they had a good cry too. Will they find cab money back to Disney? Will Em be scarred for life? Will DS have to do weekend jail time in Georgia? What will brother's phone call bring? How much was spent on the photos? Can they bill that to dear, sweet sil?

 

[#1hockeymom]

or.... how much money to hire a hit man and take out SIL?

Love ya, mean it!
Debbie

 

[skuttle]

I've read them all so far and they are great! I usually don't read trip reports, but after reading the thread on the CB, I had to check these out. Wow! Delswife, you are a great writer! You have made me laugh, cry, laugh, get angry at that SIL, laugh, and laugh some more! Thanks!!

And you are a VERY strong person not to go off on SIL...I'm not sure I could have held it all in!

Zurg...thanks for keeping track of these for everyone!

 

[delswife]

Thank you guys for all your kind words,
I was going to post a thread that read:

Went to Florida, saw a mouse and a fish. Family rode around in a car really fast. Other things happened. Came home.

But I seem to have aquired quite a following an didn't have the heart to do it.

Hey Zurg, Tell me if we are on the same page with this one.
I was thinking, I leave them in another cliffhanger. (There are more to come.)

I stop writting.

I disappear for days.

You announce the only possible way for the saga to continue is if each of the 55,000 members of our closest Dis friends sends us a dollar.

55,000 / 2 = $27,500.

We then combine the forces of good and evil.

We take our "crews" to an extended stay at Disney, all the hotels, doing it all, seeing it all, riding it all and eating it all.

This would be our extended research.

We would then write the most increadible trip report ever to bless the Dis.

They love it.

Disney gets wind of it.

They buy the movie and sequel rights from us and give us complete creative control.

They also buy us new camera equiptment, because we tend to drop things.

The casting call is stricktly open to ONLY the members of the Dis community.

Of course, we and our crews have to return to Disney for the shoot. The members of the Dis that have been selected will have to bring thier families, because Disney is all about the family and we cant leave anyone behind.

Disney is more than happy to foot the bill.

Our combined workings of good and evil are pure genius.

We will have cameos in the movie, even Steven King does that.

Doesn't that sound like a win-win situation?

Gotta go finish and post Part... What am I on?

Oh, 26.

 

[kilee]

Heck-- I'd send the dollar--- I have (and I'm almost embarrassed to admit this) been waiting all evening for part 26!! I almost NEVER read these reports-- but this one has it all!!!!

 

[tammydel]

O.K.

Like over 2,000 others I am reading, and reading and reading. Whenever I can distract my family long enough I come to check if there is a new post.

Now at 9:35 I see you were here just minutes ago and planning to type #26. Maybe you're doing it right now!!!! I almost can't stand it.

I'll try to distract myself by making my son's lunch for tomorrow.....oh heck he can buy - what is it - sloppy joe.

You should publish! My friend and I have said for sometime that we would enjoy Disney fiction (you could do the "based on actual events"). Stories, romance, suspence, comedy, all with the backdrop of Disney World! You know what I (and 55,000 of my closest friends) would be reading on my next vacation!

Tammy

 

[cruisnfamily]

Where do I send my dollar$$??

 

[zurgswife]

Tears have begun to roll down my face again......Tears of hysterics this time...Delswife....you are very clever....

 

[Zurg]

SHHHHHH

1) Don't tell them your evil plan. (Yeah I know all the villans in the movies do it but they always LOOSE.)

2) Half of them are dead beats so ask for 5 bucks and you come out ahead. (27,500 x $5 = $137,500) We'll have to scrimp a little but it will be ok. Will help DS with his speeding ticket, maybe a good attorny can sell the idea that as an active member of the armed forces he was trying to get back to his unit to report and evil that maks Saddam look like a chump, you know I am talking SIL.

3) SIL is NOT playing herself in the movie.

4) I'll start packing.

 

[septbride2002]

Do you want cold hard cash or Disney Dollars?

~Amanda

 

[GreatBiscuit]

Tis truly an epic yarn you spin!

I don't know what it is that so captures the attention and stimulates the imagination, but reading these reports is like being the proverbial fly on the wall.


I look forward to many more installments!

(Do you take VISA?)

 

[Zurg]

Yes we take Visa, Amex, Disney Dollars what ever, send them to me, I'll make sure Delswofe gets her cut, promise, really, you can trust me I'm an Evil Emperor.

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

All Hail Emperor Zurg.

You are truly an evil genius.

I am ready to send my $1 and join the dark side.

P.S. Does this mean I have to go out and buy bad shoes to wear to WDW while I eat my canned corn?

 

[Zurg]

You are truly an evil genius.

Thnaks, I kow but I like hearing it anyway

I am ready to send my $1 and join the dark side.

It five bucks and welcome, when the check clears your membership ared will be in the mail.

P.S. Does this mean I have to go out and buy bad shoes to wear to WDW while I eat my canned corn?

Well you can wear ones you already have, any chance you were into disco if so you may have some in the closet alredy.

Corn LOL

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

All Hail Evil Emperor Zurg!

$5!!! Wow! That's quite a steep membership fee. Hmmm...I suppose it's worth it if I can get an authentic autographed membership ared. What is an ared any way?

Unfortunately, I never had an boogie shoes to boogie with you. I don't even have my Dr. Scholls any more. I do have dirty platform flip flops. Maybe if I paint the dirty white part a rainbow of colors it will pass.

 

[Zurg]

Opps... Card

Skipped stopping for coffee this morning, it shows.

 

[corky805]

Zurg...I fear that if you and Delswife teamed up that none of the 55,000 Dis'ers would get a single thing done!

Maybe you guys should consider it......a new line of work for you both???

 

[tmq2766]

Come on Come on just get on with part #27...... HURRY, HURRY!!!!!!!

 

[Wineaux]

Ok, so part 27 isn't ready yet? I just got through the entire journey and I gotta know what happened next!

I'm really pulling for someone to itch slap brother's wife!

I laughed. I cried. I blew a whole day at work reading this!