Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[eversole]

I love reading these!! Too funny!!

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

You're not the only one. Just did this last week.

I just finished reading the entire thread! It has been great
I've been going to WDW for a long time and have acquired a few stories of my own. I'll start off with the slightly funny one first.

My DW, DS(3 at the time) and DMom (Yes I have taken my mom on many trips to WDW, much to my DW's chagrin) were heading for the MK parking lot on our way to CP for Breakfast at 8:30am. Well needles to say, we were running late, so I parked the car rushed everyone to the tram and on we went. It wasn't until we were leaving that it dawned on me that I never even thought of where we parked the car. When I asked if anyone else knew where we parked , they were totally dumbfounded. My mom yells and I mean screams "YOU FORGOT WHERE YOU PARKED THE CAR?!!!!!! in front of all the people waiting for the tram back to the parking lot. You see, on vacation my job is tour guide and 'm usually pretty good at it. Anyway after everybody in earshot gave their "helpful suggestions" (what character were you parked in? you can call security...) I came up with a plan. I rode on the end of the seat pressing the alarm button on the remote the entire tram ride looking and listening for the car.
Sure enough the car alarm went off as we rode on by and we got off at the next stop and walked back to it. I didn't want to stay on the tram with everybody staring at me. A few around us even cheered when the car alarm went off making it even more embarrassing.

There are more to come…

 

[kharris]

This wasn't us, but I was a witness.
It was January of 07, we were coming back from a Disney cruise.
WE flew nonstop from Orlando to Nashville Tn. A lady was using her
cell just as soon as we landed,

" yeah it was a good trip.......sales were good, really good...yeah. I have
to be in Boston in two days...... Orlando was nice the weather was
great. but it's colder than "heck" here in Tennessee......yeah, Nashville..
no...Tennessee.......no.....what???? what the #$*@ do you mean ASHVILLE?
you mean &^%$*(#@ NORTH CAROLINA????? THAT ^&%$@(*&^%
ASHVILLE??? YOU STUPID (*)&^ I WILL KILL YOU...YOU ARE DEADER THAN
)(^%#@ WHEN I SEE YOU.AAAAAHHHHHH.
I think I learned some new words that day...

 

[disneyaggie]

Some of these stories . . .

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

Another Moment...
In April 2007 My family (DW, DS(3), DM and myself) went to Mickey's Back Yard Bar-B-Q. I thought this would be fun for my mom because she has never done it before. Well, I forgot that when wine and beer are included, my mom takes this on as a challenge . Just to calrify, my mom was 71 at the time. So, anyway, as the evening went on my mom was out pacing me 2 or 3 to 1 in drinking both beer and wine . Our table was full of plastic cups in front of my mom, and she was getting louder by the glass. Yeah people were looking at us .
Well everybody was having a good time and we all got out to the dance floor and my mom was really having a good time dancing with my DS, but then she goes tumbling over on top of my DS in the middle of the floor . I of course am more worried about my DS, but he was fine. My mom on the other hand wound up breaking her pointer finger (didn't know it then). She did not scream or anything (she was actually quiet) but we all went back to the table and she shoved her fingers in ice and people were asking if she's ok and then noticing all the almost empty beer and wine glasses and giving us that look. My mom is a trooper though and refused any help and we stayed till the end.
I went to Wallgreens and got 2 splints and "set" her pointer and index finger fingers, because she refused to go to the hospital. This happened on the first full day of our week long vacation. Everywhere we went she had to tell everyone what happened; showing off her black and blue fingers in the splints.
Now whenever we go out and ther is drinking, my mom is not allowed to dance with my DS. Nope no way!

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

Oh, to continue...
My Mom also broke a necklace when she fell at MBYBBQ, but we picked up all of the pieces then. That night however she couldn't find her other necklace and set me out to search for it . I spent all night retracing our steps, and asked the security people at Fort Wilderness. I called Disney lost and found. I bugged just about everyone. The next morning my mom tells me she found her necklace in her mak-up case.

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

Bump... We need to keep this thread alive.

Somebody has to have a story they haven't shared.

 

[moonpie85]

Mine would have to be sneaking into the GF gift shop to discreetly buy Monistat only to have my husband's family walk up to me once I had it in my hands to check out and say "Hey! Whatcha buying???"

 

[disneywifey]

I don't think anything compares to having to buy condoms from the POP store. Sorry if it's TMI but I can not longer use birth control due to health issues and my DH was in charge of Condoms for the trip, the ONE thing that was his responsibility. Well of course he forgot and we don't want kids just yet so we had to make a walk of shame. I went to cover him while he grabbed them. There are 3 and 4 year olds buying candy and stuffed animals next to me. I felt so wrong! Plus, people eating can see into the store area too. it was just horrifying! I told him he better not forget them again or there'd be no need for condoms!

 

[tyiwara]

Mine aren't nearly as funny, but they embarrassed and terrified me just the same. Last Sept. I had a few techinical difficulties on some rides. BTMRR for instance(sp?) my brother and I were all set to get off when...uhoh...the bar won't come up. People were looking at us like "C'mon now it's our turn!" Gawd I could've died, because we're not "small" people, not too "fluffy" just not small, anyway I was mortified and thought Oh Lordy here we go, I can't believe I'm getting stuck on a ride and I kept trying to wave over any CM, but they just waved and told us to enjoy. I appologized over and over to the people that were supposed to ride after us. TT is next. I couldn't get the seatbelt to stay buckled, it kept coming loose and just kinda hung there. I was freaking out !!! My mom told me to calm down, but I was like OMG! I'm not buckled in what am I gonna do?!?!? I didn't know that, like in SpaceM, the buckles don't click until after you pass the second CM. I was freaked the rest of the trip and was constantly checking the buckles and bars

 

[WDWRocksMySocks]

My story actually involves my (then) 4 yo nephew. We had just gotten off the bus @ EPCOT and I noticed he was walking very strangely - almost waddling. I stopped to ask what was wrong and he told me he "pooted but a little poop came out with it." Poor kid, I felt so bad for him! My DSis, DM and I took him into the bathroom to clean him up. Unfortunately, my sister forgot his extra change of clothes - fortunately, his underwear was the only problem. My DSis decided to wash it out in the sink and she put it on a towel on top of her stroller to dry. The only problem -- his poor underwear kept falling off the stroller and his older brothers made him run after it. I felt so bad for him! Needless to say, my DSis just put the underwear in a bag and bought him a new pair to wear that day. It was mortifying for my poor nephew.

 

[kayla87]

I had a few techinical difficulties on some rides.

That reminds me of my issues on Stitch's Great Escape. The over-the-shoulder bars didn't lower when everyone else's did, and since I had never been on the ride, and knew nothing about it, I freaked out and asked DH if the ride moved. A CM saw me pulling on the bars without success, and came over and lowered the bars. By the end of the ride though, the bars had already risen up to full height by themselves. I don't know how many other people may have seen my incident, but I embarrass easily, so even my DH seeing me tug on the bars is enough to turn my face red!

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

I don't think anything compares to having to buy condoms from the POP store. Sorry if it's TMI but I can not longer use birth control due to health issues and my DH was in charge of Condoms for the trip, the ONE thing that was his responsibility. Well of course he forgot and we don't want kids just yet so we had to make a walk of shame. I went to cover him while he grabbed them. There are 3 and 4 year olds buying candy and stuffed animals next to me. I felt so wrong! Plus, people eating can see into the store area too. it was just horrifying! I told him he better not forget them again or there'd be no need for condoms!

I'd rather be seen buying condoms than monistat!

 

[moonpie85]

I'd rather be seen buying condoms than monistat!

Yeah, tell me about it!

 

[justplaingoofy]

I don't think anything compares to having to buy condoms from the POP store.

Did the CM tell you to have a magical night?

 

[disneywifey]

Did the CM tell you to have a magical night?

hahahaha I don't even remember! I'm sure that if they did, I would have remembered but I tried to forget it cuz I was so embarassed! I felt so dirty cause there were all these little kids in the store! I was sure there were mothers shielding their little ones' eyes from the disneywifey and her DH buying condoms!
Plus it was 2 weeks before Valentines Day so they had all the Valentines paraphenalia (sp?) out and it made me think of Mickey singing a Barry White song or something all seductive but so so wrong! My weird head!!

 

[donaldtutter]

I don't think anything compares to having to buy condoms from the POP store. Sorry if it's TMI but I can not longer use birth control due to health issues and my DH was in charge of Condoms for the trip, the ONE thing that was his responsibility. Well of course he forgot and we don't want kids just yet so we had to make a walk of shame. I went to cover him while he grabbed them. There are 3 and 4 year olds buying candy and stuffed animals next to me. I felt so wrong! Plus, people eating can see into the store area too. it was just horrifying! I told him he better not forget them again or there'd be no need for condoms!

Too funny!!!

 

[mdguy429]

Maybe not embarassing, but definitely awkward...

Our trip last December was with my family and my then DGF's (soon to be fiancee) family. Third full day there we were at AK. Rode EE, went on Kali River Rapids and got completely soaked (except my dad, he was bone dry.) After Kali, we walked over to the safari, stood in line for an hour and were still damp. Time for a bathroom break. I'm standing at the urinal and my future FiL goes to the urinal next to me. There were dividers, so no 1-3-5 rule was broken. All of a sudden I feel a hand patting my back. I look over to future FiL is patting my back. Ummmm....what's going on!?!??! Is he congratulating me on a steady stream or something? Apparently he was checking to see how wet the back of my shirt was. To this day, I avoid joint public restroom usage with him.

Needless to say, I figured he felt comfortable enough with me to let his daughter marry me, and I proposed the next day along the river at POFQ

 

[Explodo]

Ok...Another one.

We're in line for the Pirates of the Carribean. DW, DD(3) and Me...the victim. The line is longish, about 20 minutes of wait time. As we're standing there, the unmistakable waft of flatulence washes over the crowd. So for the next couple of minutes everyone is playing the "I wonder who farted game". This consists of cutting eyes at your linemates trying to figure out if that smell from the depths of hell could come out of that petite little flower of a lady 3 people down...You guys know the drill...

Well anyway, about 3 minutes into the game, my DD gets the scent....She curls up her face and looks at me and says (LOUDLY) "DADDY! YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS...AGAIN!"

Dammit! I didn't do it...But now I'm the center of everyone's attention...I was fully designated as the "Pirates of the Carribean Farter"...I got framed by my own!

I really wanted to reply "Not me honey, that one was Mom" but I would have faced certain maiming with that comment ;-)

 

[disneywifey]

Ok...Another one.

We're in line for the Pirates of the Carribean. DW, DD(3) and Me...the victim. The line is longish, about 20 minutes of wait time. As we're standing there, the unmistakable waft of flatulence washes over the crowd. So for the next couple of minutes everyone is playing the "I wonder who farted game". This consists of cutting eyes at your linemates trying to figure out if that smell from the depths of hell could come out of that petite little flower of a lady 3 people down...You guys know the drill...

Well anyway, about 3 minutes into the game, my DD gets the scent....She curls up her face and looks at me and says (LOUDLY) "DADDY! YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS...AGAIN!"

Dammit! I didn't do it...But now I'm the center of everyone's attention...I was fully designated as the "Pirates of the Carribean Farter"...I got framed by my own!

I really wanted to reply "Not me honey, that one was Mom" but I would have faced certain maiming with that comment ;-)

haha! Maybe it was just a case of theme-park-butt (TPB) in the wind!