Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[Explodo]

I never shoulda taught her the "pull my finger" trick....but that's a dad's perogitive. Right?

 

[justplaingoofy]

Ok...Another one.

We're in line for the Pirates of the Carribean. DW, DD(3) and Me...the victim. The line is longish, about 20 minutes of wait time. As we're standing there, the unmistakable waft of flatulence washes over the crowd. So for the next couple of minutes everyone is playing the "I wonder who farted game". This consists of cutting eyes at your linemates trying to figure out if that smell from the depths of hell could come out of that petite little flower of a lady 3 people down...You guys know the drill...

Well anyway, about 3 minutes into the game, my DD gets the scent....She curls up her face and looks at me and says (LOUDLY) "DADDY! YOU POOPED YOUR PANTS...AGAIN!"

Dammit! I didn't do it...But now I'm the center of everyone's attention...I was fully designated as the "Pirates of the Carribean Farter"...I got framed by my own!

I really wanted to reply "Not me honey, that one was Mom" but I would have faced certain maiming with that comment ;-)

There is just no way you could have gotten out of that one!!! ha!

 

[Wherem I Now]

 

[cousinbb]

This isn't really funny but was totally embarrassing at the time for me

My three siblings and I were going on Stitch for the first time. As we enter the seating area and grab a seat, I notice the bars above us. I panic and walk over to the CM operating the ride. I ask him if the ride goes upside down. Looking at me rather strangely, he says no...... that it was only a show. I say oh -and honestly not beleiving him - and sit back down. After being part of the show, I felt so stupid asking that question.

 

[kayla87]

I ask him if the ride goes upside down.

When I had malfunctioning bars, I thought spinning or shaking might be the worst thing I would experience. I'm glad I didn't have your thought, or DH might have died of embarrassment for the scene I would have made when the show started!

 

[tyiwara]

My brother reminded me of another one form last Sept. It wasn't really "embarrassing" to me, he was kinda- let's say, "not proud"(at least that's what we tell Momma). So we get off Everest uscathed and head over to the giftshop thingy and I'm all ready to redneck our picture.
My 1st thought:"Hmm, Eric's hand looks weird."
2nd:"Is he...Oh Lord, Momma's gonna kill him."
Up on the screen is the dreaded bird. He, my brother, didn't mean to. What happened was that he had some kinda hand sign up(peace sign I think) and he was leaning over towards me a little, on EE the pic happens on a kinda drop, so he kinda lurched forward and his elbow hit my knee. The result was the bird. The people in the pic with us laughed it off. The mother/wife wasn't so thrilled. She didn't say anything to us, but I could feel her looks. She was seriously upset. On the way out to tell our mom the story, I heard the woman say "God, what a little jerk!" We left Asia real quick, and hopped on the next safari.

 

[tyiwara]

And one more thing ... I'm sure I'll have tons of stories of MAJOR embarrassing moments with characters when I get back in January. See, I have this irrational fear of characters who look like "real people" like Mary Poppins, Prince Charming etc. I'm fine with characters like Mickey, Donald, Pooh, Pluto etc. (I LOVE them) but "real" looking characters freak me out for some reason. My boyfriend and best friend know this -- and have each tried to get me in embarrassing situations. Now, the've never been there together but when the two of them and her husband tag team me, I think I'll be in trouble.

Any advice?

Oh yay! I thought I was the only one! They freak me out too, and I don't know why. Peter Pan is just weird. I take big wide turns just to avoid him and Wendy. Yay for irrational fears!

 

[txSleepingBeauty]

DD10 gets really nervous in line for some of the more moderate/thrilling rides; unfortunately, when she gets nervous she also gets gas. I always stand behind her to try and buffer the next person in line.

So last week we are standing in line for Soarin', which she's rode a million times. All the sudden, I smell gas -really BAD.

So I say in (what I thought was) a quiet voice 'somebody have a little gas'? DD looks at me all stupid and the lady behind us pipes up and says, 'yes, so sorry'.



Her face was so red!

ohmigosh, that is funny!!!!@!

 

[cousinbb]

This one didn't happen to me but my mom.

My family and I were at a store and my mom decides to buy a tinkerbell shirt. It's a dark colored tank top with tinkerbell on it. Then next day, my mom wears that shirt to Magic Kingdom. We at dinner at Cinderella's castle. While waiting for our dinner, we casually look around at those near us. Well, low and behold, a GUY is wearing the same exact shirt as my mom's.
She wanted to leave that place as quickly as possible. We laugh about that alot now.

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

This one didn't happen to me but my mom.

My family and I were at a store and my mom decides to buy a tinkerbell shirt. It's a dark colored tank top with tinkerbell on it. Then next day, my mom wears that shirt to Magic Kingdom. We at dinner at Cinderella's castle. While waiting for our dinner, we casually look around at those near us. Well, low and behold, a GUY is wearing the same exact shirt as my mom's.
She wanted to leave that place as quickly as possible. We laugh about that alot now.

You'd figure the guy wearing the Tink tank would be more embarrassed.
It wasn't a rainbow colored tank was it?

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

This is my favorite thread!

I also just remembered another one that happened to me -

My DH and I were in "Honey I Shrunk.... " (our first time) and just before the movie starts I kind of let my shoes slip off a little (they were backless sneakers), so I crossed my legs and was letting one shoe dangle off my toes, grateful for a chance to rest my feet. I had let the other foot slip completely out.

Well - the part comes up with the "mice" running across your feet and I literally jumped out of the chair (I HATE that part!!!),

and as I jumped my sneaker went flying up in the air and clocked this poor kid in the head - I mean it landed right square on the head!

I felt so horrible - the father was laughing though and handed the sneaker to my DH, who in turn was like - " you almost knocked that kids lights out!". I felt really really bad - but my DH couldn't stop laughing about it!

Moral of the story - DO NOT TAKE OFF SHOES IN HONEY I SHRUNK.... cause those mice feel worse across bare toes!!!!!

 

[justplaingoofy]

This is my favorite thread!

I also just remembered another one that happened to me -

My DH and I were in "Honey I Shrunk.... " (our first time) and just before the movie starts I kind of let my shoes slip off a little (they were backless sneakers), so I crossed my legs and was letting one shoe dangle off my toes, grateful for a chance to rest my feet. I had let the other foot slip completely out.

Well - the part comes up with the "mice" running across your feet and I literally jumped out of the chair (I HATE that part!!!),

and as I jumped my sneaker went flying up in the air and clocked this poor kid in the head - I mean it landed right square on the head!

I felt so horrible - the father was laughing though and handed the sneaker to my DH, who in turn was like - " you almost knocked that kids lights out!". I felt really really bad - but my DH couldn't stop laughing about it!

Moral of the story - DO NOT TAKE OFF SHOES IN HONEY I SHRUNK.... cause those mice feel worse across bare toes!!!!!

Nothing says vacation like getting a concussion from someones stinky shoe Your last name isn't Griswold is it??

 

[Mahnahmahnah]

Nothing says vacation like getting a concussion from someones stinky shoe Your last name isn't Griswold is it??

No - but I AM blonde!

on our last trip my DH asked me a few times if I had my shoes on when we went in it again

 

[cousinbb]

You'd figure the guy wearing the Tink tank would be more embarrassed.
It wasn't a rainbow colored tank was it?

Lol, no it wasn't. But what I find funny about it is that at first glance of this old guy with long white hair, he looked liked he belonged on a motorcycle. hehe

 

[Sues423]

WOW!! He sounds like a liability!
just kidding

Since we've been married in 2005...I've been to the hospital with him 4 times. He's broken ribs, fell out of the clawfoot bathtub at home, hit his head on the sink on the way down, was in an accident in a different state, and broke is hand (this one is totally his fault, he did it on purpose). He has also fallen down the stairs 3 times, each time resulting in hurting his back. The last time he slipped on a doorknob and hit a concrete wall in the basement face first, resulting in a slight concussion. I was only home for one of these events. Did I mention my daughter is also accident prone?

 

[justplaingoofy]

Since we've been married in 2005...I've been to the hospital with him 4 times. He's broken ribs, fell out of the clawfoot bathtub at home, hit his head on the sink on the way down, was in an accident in a different state, and broke is hand (this one is totally his fault, he did it on purpose). He has also fallen down the stairs 3 times, each time resulting in hurting his back. The last time he slipped on a doorknob and hit a concrete wall in the basement face first, resulting in a slight concussion. I was only home for one of these events. Did I mention my daughter is also accident prone?

sorry to hear all that I say "run for the hills" oh, and don't forget to pay your homeowners insurance

 

[TheCooksLuvDisney]

Since we've been married in 2005...I've been to the hospital with him 4 times. He's broken ribs, fell out of the clawfoot bathtub at home, hit his head on the sink on the way down, was in an accident in a different state, and broke is hand (this one is totally his fault, he did it on purpose). He has also fallen down the stairs 3 times, each time resulting in hurting his back. The last time he slipped on a doorknob and hit a concrete wall in the basement face first, resulting in a slight concussion. I was only home for one of these events. Did I mention my daughter is also accident prone?

Sounds like you need cushioning everywhere in your home.
So I guess the ER Doctors know you by name?

 

[mom2mykids]

Since we've been married in 2005...I've been to the hospital with him 4 times. He's broken ribs, fell out of the clawfoot bathtub at home, hit his head on the sink on the way down, was in an accident in a different state, and broke is hand (this one is totally his fault, he did it on purpose). He has also fallen down the stairs 3 times, each time resulting in hurting his back. The last time he slipped on a doorknob and hit a concrete wall in the basement face first, resulting in a slight concussion. I was only home for one of these events. Did I mention my daughter is also accident prone?

May I suggest Padded walls?? Maybe Padded floors too

 

[brettgirl]

These stories are great, but I have to go to bed!!!!!!!

 

[cousinbb]

Ah. I just remembered another one that happened to my sister. She has a gap between her two front top teeth. Well claiming she was "hungry", she started "eating" a keychain loop that was hanging on her bag. Then all of a sudden, she starts crying for help. When my family and I look at her, she has the keychain loop stuck between her gap. We started busting up laughing, although she was quite embarrassed by it. It took my mom at least 3 minutes to take it out, hidden in a nearby store in Animal Kingdom.