Most Embarressing Moments at Disney

[dznybound]

On our last trip, my husband went on Tower of Terror at MGM. We have been on this ride many times and it is one of our favorites. On this occasion, my husband was seated to my left and teenage boy was seated to my right. We were in the back row. I was holding my husband's hand. During the first drop, a hand GRABBED my right thigh! I almost screamed at my husband to keep his hands to himself, but quickly, I thought, WAIT, I'm holding my husband's hand, there was no way my husband can be grabbing my right thigh. For a quick nanosecond, I was perplexed and then I turned right and looked at the teenage boy. He was petrified, mortified, and embarrassed that he grabbed my thigh out of natural reaction! I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary. I was just embarrassed for him at that point. I held my laughter until we got off the ride...but I had to rush to the pictures to see if this was caught on camera! Poor kid.

 

[pkondz]

On our last trip, my husband went on Tower of Terror at MGM. We have been on this ride many times and it is one of our favorites. On this occasion, my husband was seated to my left and teenage boy was seated to my right. We were in the back row. I was holding my husband's hand. During the first drop, a hand GRABBED my right thigh! I almost screamed at my husband to keep his hands to himself, but quickly, I thought, WAIT, I'm holding my husband's hand, there was no way my husband can be grabbing my right thigh. For a quick nanosecond, I was perplexed and then I turned right and looked at the teenage boy. He was petrified, mortified, and embarrassed that he grabbed my thigh out of natural reaction! I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary. I was just embarrassed for him at that point. I held my laughter until we got off the ride...but I had to rush to the pictures to see if this was caught on camera! Poor kid.

So? was it caught by the camera?

 

[pixie dust 112]

TGhese stories are so funny!

My most embarassing moment is too long to post here, but you can go to Day 6 of my TR for the whole story! http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=1198005

 

[Hobbes]

When we went in 2001 my younger DNeph was about 3 and having a bit of a problem , erm, "going" ie-wouldn't without large doses of help! Anyway not sure how, but the Disney magic appeared to affect his bowels! So much so that leaving Epcot after Illuminations one night he announced he HAD to go. so DBIL sprinted off with him to the little boys room and we sat down to wait for him outside Mouse Gear. Bless him, when he came back he yelled across a still fairly crowded walkway "I did one, a really big...." you get the picture.

 

[jtimmons]

My moment happened at Blizzard Beach. It was a relatively warm day when it started to rain. The rain really made me chilled, so while DH and the kiddies continued to play I went off to find a dry chair and wrap up in a towel to get warm.

After a while a group of Brazillians came up to get ready to leave. I believe this group consisted of three families total. I was sitting on the edge of the area and they had the rest, about four lounge chairs.

I tried not to watch them but it was either look over that way or stare at a bush. Some of the time I just closed my eyes and rested and other times I glanced over.

They were changing the little ones' clothes. Having little ones run naked while getting dressed doesn't bother me. The moms sort of put their clothes on over their bikinis. However, the gentlemen were a different story.

The men got naked and then dressed. One guy was literally a foot from me and was completely naked taking his sweet time putting on his shirt, briefs, and pants. Of course I got an eye full when I opened my eyes and there was Mr. Brazil in all his glory just inches from me. I tried to act like it was no big deal and went back to closing my eyes.

I mention where they are from simply because this may be how they do things over there. I didn't say anything because it was just me and they probably did what they would have done anway.

Even though he was the one naked next to me I was the one embarrassed. Needless to say, though I'll say it, men from Brazil are blessed.

This happened to me at a pool in colorado one time, but with a french guy. Without missing a beat, my uncle and I chimed in with the irish drinking tune, "THe scotsman". It talks about a guy passing out after tying a ribbon around "himself" and 2 girls walking by. WHen they see the ribbon under his kilt, they say " Lad I don't know where you've been, but I see you won first prize." That was a great moment.

 

[BamaBaloo]

I knew it wasn't a stupid teenage prank because my husband was way bigger than him and could have rearranged his face, if necessary.

Really? Your husband would beat up a minor for putting his hand on your thigh in a non-threatening manner? And here I thought Californians were the liberals and us Alabamians were the "shoot first, ask questions later" crowd.

 

[WickedWench]

Really? Your husband would beat up a minor for putting his hand on your thigh in a non-threatening manner? And here I thought Californians were the liberals and us Alabamians were the "shoot first, ask questions later" crowd.

She meant that IF the teenager had other, more malicious intentions, her husband would have defended her. Obviously, the teen didn't, and her husband didn't do anything.

 

[babybunrab]

I was in a crowded line at DL for Indiana Jones. The CM called for a single rider, and I raised my hand. I wasn't sure she was pointing at me, and she said, "yes, you, young man." There was some laughter around me as I walked to the front, because, while I have very short hair, am relatively slender and am not very tall, if one sees my, um, shape, from closer up, it's pretty clear that I'm not a young man! The don't call them "birthing hips" for nothing!

 

[Chuck65]

Have you heard of aunt Rosie, she's aunt Flo's alter eagle.

Alter eagle? Shouldn't it be ego? Oh Tag Fairy!

 

[Todd&Copper]

Not too embarrassing, but when I was on line for a ride in Fantasyland, I felt a light feathery caress on my upper inner thing. At first I though it was a bug, but then I felt fingers grab my leg. Kind of shocked (b/c I was not there with a boyfriend), I turned around and said "hey, buddy," and promptly stopped and smiled at the young mother who was trying to corral her son, who was a little toddler, grabbing at my legs.

 

[Chuck65]

Mine was about a month ago at DTD. I flew to MCO to go fishing with a good friend of mine from high school. On the day I was supposed to leave we went to DTD to get some gifts for the family. I was trying to contain myself, but it had been 4 years since I had been on Disney property. We went under the WDW sign, and I swear Tink had a leaf blower full of pixie dust that I got hit with. We get to DTD and start looking around some of the shops. Well you all know the music from the movies they play at DTD? Guess who starts humming and singing? Now my friend is a former marine about 6' 2" and 240 and I'm about 6' 0" 220 and I catch him looking at me out of the corner of his eye. I said sorry but its been 4 years since I have seen DTD and I got carried away. He just shook his head and laughed.

 

[dznybound]

She meant that IF the teenager had other, more malicious intentions, her husband would have defended her. Obviously, the teen didn't, and her husband didn't do anything.

Thank you, WickedWench, for clarifying my post. My husband didn't touch the teen, because like I said, it was an unintentioanal, natural reaction. In fact, he laughed about it.

 

[pkondz]

Bumpity bump.

 

[amamed1]

This has got to be my favorite board.

 

[connie1042]

I just sat down to read a couple of post and clicked on this thread. I have been on here for more than an hour. I have not laughed so hard in a long time. I am sure I will be back here reading again. Only got through a few pages. Thanks for the entertainment!

 

[PrincessJasmine1972]

Let me begin by saying I'm nearsighted and vain...this means I often do not wear my glasses. I'm with my DD who's 18 at the AK in the petting zoo area where there are pygmy goats (or some such creature) from far away I swear it looked like he had 5 legs and I say so....My daughter, bursting with laughter says "Mom, that's not a leg" (damn if it didn't reach the floor!!!)

 

[klofan]

These are so funny. I honestly laughed out loud for like 2 minutes about the one mom who said "Hey, Chip & Dale, where do you keep your nuts?" That was the funniest thing I've ever heard. But the weird thing is, a lot of stories on here are about balls/nuts. I don't know, but it makes me laugh, haha.

 

[LolitaBelle]

My most embarrassing and also memorable moment occurred on a bus ride from the MK to the CBR at midnight after a long, exhausting August day at the park. As you can guess, the bus was extremely crowded with standing room only. I was lucky enough to get a seat in the front with my 5-year-old son on my lap. There was dead silence on the bus because all of us were too exhausted to speak. All of a sudden, my son, at the top of his lungs asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?!" Needless to say, the entire bus, including the driver burst out laughing. My DH couldn't resist and with tongue firmly planted in cheek said, "Go ahead, hon. Tell him." Of course, everyone laughed harder. I mumbled something about discussing it when we got back to the room. Thankfully, by the time we got there he was sound asleep and he forgot all about it.

 

[Passions71203]

Bumping

 

[disneykidz4]

My most embarassing moment happened at Typhoon Lagoon in 2005. Here's a copy from my blog about it:

I recently returned from a well deserved vacation. On my last day, we decided to go to a water park. I had never been to one before and I looked forward to the adreniline rush and refreshment of large pools of water.

Like most everything else in my life, I decided that I would just jump right in. I headed right to the big slide. They called it "Humunga Cowabunga" and I was certain I would soon know why.

As we headed toward the top, we passed the large crowd of people who waited at the bottom for their children or spouses. I assumed it was a sort of huddle of shame. The only reason to wait at the bottom was because you were too pansy to go down the slide. I'm fairly certain that it gave me a marginal ego boost to pass them as I headed for the stairs.

At the top of the slide, I took note of everything I should do. First, you sit in the slide, second you wait for the light to turn green and you cross your ankles while pulling yourself from the flat top down the slide which then promptly dropped about three stories, resulting in a 60mph plummet to the bottom.

The sliders before me screamed like they were taking a beating while they slid to the bottom.

As I started my slide, ankles crossed, I refused to scream. Instead I closed my eyes and thought "Dear God, what about this is supposed to be fun? It hurts like hell and at some point I'll have to come to a stop.. I forsee that being an excruciating experience."

Right about then my legs accidently uncrossed resulting in a record breaking wedgie. As I got to the bottom, I vowed to never do it again. I stood up and was so busy pulling my swimsuit out of my bum, I failed to notice that my top fell down.

The large crowd at the bottom didn't.

Just found this thread -- oh, my gosh! That is hilarious -- slightly embarassing, I'm sure, but hilarious none the less! Thanks for the laughs . . .