A day and a half before my graduation trip in 2006, I fell down a flight of stairs on a dinner cruise, totally messing up my legs. It was so bad I was limping all around. While getting ready to board the flight to Orlando, we heard a large crack on the escalator - part of my friend's suitcase broke! Only..we didn't know this until we arrived in Orlando and she dropped it on my foot. Okay, I thought, it stings but I'll be alright. Ooooh, it's really stinging and my foot feels cold and wet, I think in the line for ME. My best friend Caitlin glances down and looks back up - "Natalie, do
not look down!" So naturally I look down, around with half the people near us in the ME line - my white flipflop and right foot is literally covered in blood! Thankfully Caitlin whips out lime green (coincidentally!) Band-Aids, and we try with the help of some moms to clean up. All the families are now staring at me as I drag along, and finally, after lots of effort, ready to board the bus. But - ouch! My left leg has a bone dent in the shin from two days before (and it's still there..) and now my right foot is bleeding profusely! I take a limp up, and bam! Onto my butt I go!! I finally crawl into the ME bus, completely wrecked. Another guest who was already seated with crutches even offered them to me, saying I need them more than he did, and he was casted! All in all, it was just a mess and quite embarassing as all these people must have thought I was a bumbling mess, which is what I definitely looked like!
A close runner-up is the time I went to pose on the edge of the fountain in front of Spaceship Earth and barely avoided falling in! The two little old ladies next to me couldn't stop laughing at me the whole five minutes I was there!!
Or..the time, all on the same trip, when my friends were getting FPs for Little Mermaid. I'd been up since the day before (different story!) and hadn't eaten much at 1900 Park Fare. We'd done RnR twice in a row, and suddenly I wasn't so stable anymore. I clutched the metal rail and tried to warn my friends I needed help - I was already banged up, I didn't need a cracked skull! They never heard me, and I slumped over the railing. I came to with parents surrounding me, kids looking horrified, and a father who must have made sure I didn't crack open my head! My friends still had no idea until they turned around and there I was, splayed all over the floor. In a dress. Facing the public.
Oh..Did I mention this was all with a terrible eye allergy? Yes, the trip of 2006 was one for the embarassing memory books.
