Most embarrassing moment - ever! I will probably now be arrested. (long)

[mickeysgal]

Time to find a new Cold Stone!

This is what I was thinking. What are you going to do when you want ice cream? Where will you go? If you're allowed back into Cold Stone, you'll be forever known as that Peenish Lady.

 

[RitaZ.]

There's always DQ, Carvel and Baskin Robbins.

 

[MushyMushy]

OMG, as another non-parent - You have to push it down?

EWWWW, no! That's so gross! I never had to do that with my son.

OMG, OP, I'm laughing so hard! Your cousin owes you BIG TIME.

 

[becjlek]

I am so sorry that this happened to you. I would be offended that they asked me to leave without finding out what happened. I am glad I don't like Cold Stone anyway.

 

[preshi]

As a parent of 2 boys that has to be one of the funniest things I've ever read. I'm sorry it happened to you but thats just

 

[Stacerita]

 

[da-winnie-pooh]

I was out with my son once, and he kept telling me he had to go to the bathroom. I tried to get him to wait until we got home, but he didn't. So, after he finished, he told a lady, "Water goes in my mouth, through my tummy, then comes out my peenish." He also asked me in front of my mil, "Do you have a peenish?" Except, the kids next door had been over, calling me Mrs. Lastname, so he called me Mrs. Lastname, and mil thought he meant HER!!! I almost told him, "Yes, I do, and it's attached to your daddy" but I thought my poor mother-in-law had had enough excitement for one day.

Sorry this happened to you. Boys are so silly.

 

[HollisterSweetie]

Better yet, write a letter to Cold Stone complaining that they kicked you out for helping your nephew use the bathroom. That manager was both a jerk for jumping to conclusions and an idiot for letting someone he or she thought was a child molester walk out the front door.

This was a hilarious story, thanks for sharing it. And maybe your cousin can have some lessons on how to hold the seat using just one hand...

Walt

That's a good idea!! Then maybe they'd send you a free ice cream voucher as an apology!!

Your story had me I can't imagine how mortifying that would be. Bless your heart!!

 

[raammartin]

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a long time!!

 

[Jpgirl]

Yep, I swear I don't know HOW they wander around with those things....
And when they grow up THEY still wander around with those things. GEESH Men

 

[Breezy_Carol]

Have you gotten over your embarassment?? That was too funny. That's for sharing.

 

[diznygirl]

This is why my son STILL hasn't learned that word.....but I'm glad other people teach their kids, cuz I love hearing the stories!!!!!! LOL!!!

 

[RickinNYC]

Oh my friggin' God! That is so hysterical I choked!

 

[figment52]

Wow! I am just sitting here cracking up! Just wait untill he brings that first girlfriend home to meet the family, say on Thanksgiving, I would repeat that story then!

LOL - I was just thinking whata great prom night story!!

I understand what you are feeling, but I still can't stop laughing.

 

[chicagodisneyfan]

Rest assured - I was at the Cold Stone near my cousin's house, so I can still go to the one by me for a ice cream fix.

However, I told Patrick that he is not allowed to go with me anywhere until he can stand and pee or otherwise manuever without me. I went and bought him disney underpants as an incentive to never make me go through this again.

I was just so stunned by what he said, I stuttered and decided no one would believe the explanation.

I am going to be the butt of jokes at all the family parties - my exploits have already been emailed. My husband called me and starting singing the song to me. Sorry babe - it is not quite funny to me yet!

And if you have been in the bathroom with me it was funny when I called my cousin. Patrick is standing around - naked from the waist down - saying hold my peeenish, I have to potty. I am on the phone going really, no, you must be kidding, you have to hold it?

I am going to bed and try to forget this ever happened.

 

[southernbella]

OMG, that is incredible! I would make his Mommy bring me CS ice cream for a year!

SBella

 

[figment52]

Yep, I swear I don't know HOW they wander around with those things....

The tag faily could have so much fun with this thread if this were not a family board - lol

 

[Mike.Wazowski]

 

[illini]

I hate to admit it ( I think) but my son is 5, has been potty trained for probably 2 yrs and I have never personally pushed his peenish down. I am pretty sure I have never once touched it with my bare hands since he was a baby.
Is the weird?

 

[Laura]

Rest assured - I was at the Cold Stone near my cousin's house, so I can still go to the one by me for a ice cream fix.

Well, that's a relief!