Most embarrassing moment - ever! I will probably now be arrested. (long)

[Mom2Ashli]

NO WAY!! I would have died when they asked me to leave.

 

[DisneyGirl4188]

 

[ryanmilla]

Can't....breathe....laughing...too...hard.....

 

[JadenLayne]

OMG!!!!! Miranda's SHUT UP is exactly what I was thinking! OMG thats hillarious!!!!!!

Yes definitely Bless Your Heart!

 

[budbeerlady]

Wow! I am just sitting here cracking up! Just wait untill he brings that first girlfriend home to meet the family, say on Thanksgiving, I would repeat that story then!

 

[Cindy's Mom]

I have an idea........let's us Chicago DIS'er know which Cold Stone it was....then perhaps we can go into that one and say something like "Is this where the peeenish toucher was?" and Maybe ask the manager why he made you leave.

The closest one to me is in Oak Park, I'd be happy to go there if that the one and only if you want.

 

[DisneyAddict_M]

Omg, I would die.

 

[scraptoons]

Yup, that a kid for ya. They always find a way to embarass the world.

You should have heard my niece loudly repeating to the whole grocery store that the panty liners in that box keep her mommy's panties clean.

I hope you don't get arrested.

Anyone want to pool some money together to get her a good lawyer?

 

[ZachnElli]

That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time!! OP'r are you laughing at this yet?

 

[wvjovifan]

So glad I had girls......

 

[Hercules10]

Ironically I got asked to leave once for asking a woman the same thing!

 

[Nancyg56]

I needed a laugh this afternoon!

 

[Kay7979]

First of all, if you had had the presence of mind (and I probably wouldn't have either) you should have said, "No, I'm not his Mother, I'm his aunt" or "I'm his baby-sitter." At least they would know you're the caretaker. Aside from that, all I can say is don't worry. I am sure this sort of things is rather common. It reminds me of a great Bill Cosby routine, where he says his child walked in on him while he was going to the bathroom. "Kids are always making up songs about things," he says. "The kid got on the bus and was singing, I saw Daddy's wally-wally!"

 

[kelleigh1]

 

[mickeyfan2]

So what are all the words to the famious peeeenish song?

 

[offwegotoneverland]

I can't decide if the song is funnier or the image of pulling out your cell to call his mom to find out if this is true while Patrick is doing the potty dance.

Either one is too funny but both are just well words kinda fail me (too busy laughing)

 

[sharbear]

You just can't make that stuff up. Tears coming out of my eyes on that one.

 

[illini]

Peenish or no peenish I would not have left Cold Stone without my ice cream. No way not leaving until I get it!!!!!!1
Dang I may have to make a trip to Cold Stone this afternoon!!!

 

[babytrees]

Can't....breathe....laughing...too...hard.....

me too!!

Oh my lawd!!!



you poor child....but think of the embarrassing you can do when he gets to dating age....about the same time you'll be let back in a Cold Stone.

 

[bumcat]

Yup, that a kid for ya. They always find a way to embarass the world.

You should have heard my niece loudly repeating to the whole grocery store that the panty liners in that box keep her mommy's panties clean.

I hope you don't get arrested.

Anyone want to pool some money together to get her a good lawyer?