Most embarrassing moment - ever! I will probably now be arrested. (long)

[Jpgirl]

Waay too funny. I don't think I'll ever be able to go to CS again without thinking of this story. I am so glad my ds never said that to me-yes I used to have to hold his peenish down to-he loved to just let it go everywhere.

 

[becka]

Oh tag fairy.....

 

[disneyfanforever]

That story had me laughing out loud. I can't believe they asked you to leave. Even more than that if they thought you were some kind of sicko, I can't believe they let you take Patrick with you.

Kids will do the craziest things. I am sure my boys have done similiar stunts (although I think I have blocked them out of my mind)

 

[Lars624]

 

[Poohbear123]

Sounds like something my DS Patrick would do....only he is 23 now, and can STILL Embarass the crap out of me.

 

[HomeSweetDisney]

OMG


That is, hands down, the funniest thing I've heard in a LONG time!

 

[wnissen]

Better yet, write a letter to Cold Stone complaining that they kicked you out for helping your nephew use the bathroom. That manager was both a jerk for jumping to conclusions and an idiot for letting someone he or she thought was a child molester walk out the front door.

This was a hilarious story, thanks for sharing it. And maybe your cousin can have some lessons on how to hold the seat using just one hand...

Walt

 

[Pooh_Friend#1]

OMG, too funny. Poor thing, I would have died.

 

[ImMarcik]

kids do say the darndest things. Thanks for an afternoon laugh.

 

[paigevz]

So, so sorry that happened to you, but

 

[mrsv98]

Hasn't anyone taught the poor kid how to tuck????

 

[miss missy]

 

[lucas]

Time to find a new Cold Stone!

 

[Hedy]

Better yet, write a letter to Cold Stone complaining that they kicked you out for helping your nephew use the bathroom. That manager was both a jerk for jumping to conclusions and an idiot for letting someone he or she thought was a child molester walk out the front door.

This was a hilarious story, thanks for sharing it. And maybe your cousin can have some lessons on how to hold the seat using just one hand...

Walt

As a Cold Stone customer, don't i have the right not hear a song sung about a peenish? Or, Maybe the manager was trying to protect her from people calling to report the incident.

 

[llij]

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh today!

 

[Briarmom]

 

[Honu]

OMG, as another non-parent - You have to push it down?

 

[preb]

That was seriously funny, but only because it didn't happen to me!

 

[Poohbear123]

OMG, as another non-parent - You have to push it down?

Yep, I swear I don't know HOW they wander around with those things....

 

[Arielle22]

This reminds me of when my dds were in daycare. They enjoyed it and would run from whoever was picking them up.

My BIL worked in the same building and would visit at lunch. He stopped because as he approached he would wave at them through the glass wall. My younger dd started to yell "Go away, I don't know you".

The daycare workers knew who he was and thought it was funny but my bil was worried someone from his work would think he was a pervert!