More Celebrity Hot or Nots!

[Blondie]

Lady in White: Do not adjust your computer screen. Nicole Kidman is, in fact, this slim. The Oscar-winning style icon is looking fabulous but frail at the "Cold Mountain" premiere in a peek-a-boo white Ungaro pantsuit. While this wrap outfit was far more revealing on the runway, baring loads of cleavage and midriff, Kidman demurely covers up by cinching the ensemble's crisscrossing scarves. As usual, the megastar finds the perfect accessories, choosing gold hoop earrings and multiple long gold strands with a harmonizing gold and jade-hued necklace.

Cha-Ka Gone: For anyone who's ever wondered what happened to little Cha-Ka from "Land of the Lost," we have your answer: Lara Flynn Boyle has skinned him and is wearing him as some sort of sick trophy. The actress makes the scene at Playboy's 50th Anniversary Celebration in New York in a ferociously frightful fur coat that probably weighs more than she does. Of course, that teeny-tiny clutch in Lara's hand probably weighs more than she does, but you get the idea. Boyle pairs the hideous hide with tuxedo pants, a white t-shirt, and lips so full that it looks like she's gnawing on two pieces of raw liver (oh, poor Cha-Ka!).

Hot and Cold: For your consideration, we present two power couples at the "Last Samurai" premiere. On the left, we have Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz, who have been dating for a couple years but still look as uncomfortable as a couple of teenagers on a chaperoned first date. Even their clothes are a bit standoffish, with a close-cropped Tom donning all-black, including a "Shaft"-esque leather blazer, and Penelope matching his dark mood in a lace-trimmed Ungaro strapless gown with a sweetheart neckline. On the other end of the sartorial and stiffness spectrum are Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, whose easy style (her gorgeous Gucci leather trenchcoat; his casual jeans and color-coordinated shirt and coat) and body language (notice how she leans into her hubby and both smile broadly) imply both openness and warmth. Tom and Pen: brrrrrr. Will and Jada: awwwww.

Baby on Board: Gwyneth Paltrow looks sleek and sexy in a flapperific silk and satin black dress from pal Stella McCartney, which provides the perfect camouflage for her expanding belly (this pic was snapped just days before she announced she's expecting). The dainty frock's cascading layers are perfect for hiding a growing bump, which Gwyn revealed a few days later on the "Tonight Show" with Jay Leno. The Oscar-winning actress, her hair flatteringly side-swept and her eyes sultrily smoky, accessorizes with gorgeous Boucheron diamond earrings and, of course, that becoming maternal glow.

Beyond the Pale: At the "Cold Mountain" premiere, White Stripes frontman Jack White channels both Tony Soprano and Gary Oldman in "Dracula" in this ruby-red three-piece pinstriped thrift store suit. The rocker takes the color scheme to the extreme, coordinating his suit to both his shoes and his lips, and balancing a matching fedora atop his jet-black neo-modern page boy 'do. Meanwhile, we're more than a little creeped out that Jack's white tie spookily matches the sickly pallor of his skin. Sweetie, it's called sun -- try it.

Side-Splitting: Selma Blair channels her vampish side in a slit-to-the-limit black frock with side cut-outs and a v-shaped neckline. The "Cruel Intentions" starlet finishes her stunning look with a severe bob (we think it works on her), gold sandals, and ruby red lips. Selma's dazzlingly healthy appearance is a wonderful change from those not-so-distant days of protruding collar bones and skinny-minny arms. The actress recently got engaged to Ahmet Zappa after a whirlwind romance, and it seems that love definitely agrees with her.

Peet-ering Out: Amanda Peet crash lands at the "Something's Gotta Give" premiere in an outfit that just screams, "Please sir, may I have some more?" But if she's looking for an additional piece of this dated ragamuffin wear, we urge her to reconsider. The fashion-challenged actress disastrously mixes this unflattering, antiquated quilted coat with black stockings and t-strap round-toed shoes. These clothes deserve to be banished to the back to grandma's closet, never to be seen on the red carpet -- or anywhere else -- ever again.

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[Dan Murphy]

Looks like a clown convention.

 

[Blondie]

LOL Dan!

 

[Jenn Lynn]

Nicole-Hot as usual.

Lara-luke warm. I don't like the fur so short.

Penelope and Tom-She always looks so stiff and uncomfortable. Like she is never having a good time. Her dress is very pretty though. Tom looks Hot.

Will and Jada-Hot.

Gwenyth-Not. Don't care for the dress.

White Stripes guy-NOT!!!!

Selma-Hot. Love her hair.

Amanda-NOT!

 

[nsyncraider17]

Nicole- outfit is nice, but she is WAY too skinny!

Lara Flynn Boyle- NO!!!

Tom and Penelope- I think her dress would look better if it were a little bit longer

Will and Jada- nice

Gwenyth- that dress makes her look terrible

Jack White- he kind of looks like Michael Jackson...

Selma- she looks ok, but I don't like the huge slit in her dress

Amanda Peet- no

 

[Planogirl]

I think that Penelope and Tom look nice personally. She looks a little uncomfortable but considering the dress maybe she's cold!

 

[minniecarousel]

Nicole - NOT
LFBoyle - NOT
Cruz/Cruise - NOT
The Smiths - HOT
Gwyenth - HOT
Jack White - NOT
Selma - HOT
Amanda - NOT

JMHO

 

[Tinkbell]

I just like Will and Jada's outfits this week.

 

[Pop Daddy]

they all could stand to eat some deserts

 

[honeywolf7]

I only like Will and Tom's outfits.

 

[damo]

There's something wrong with these pictures. If you look at the pic of Tom Cruise and Will Smith, it looks like Tom Cruise is taller even though they are standing right beside each other. Will Smith is 6'2" and Tom Cruise is 5'7". I wonder how much doctoring has been done to the other pictures.

 

[snoopy]

Nicole Kidman looks anorexic to me lately. She has always been slight, but she is a tall woman, she really does not need to be rail thin. I don't like it on her. Perhaps I'm in the minority, but I saw a picture of her the other day with a dress that had the entire back open. Looked totally UN-sexy to me, and hey, I'm not a guy, but I can't see why someone would want to look all skin and bones. One year ago, I thought Nicole Kidman was one of the most beautiful actresses around, she needs to put some weight back on.

And on the subject of anorexics, I cannot bear to look at Lara Flynn Boyle because I'm sure she is anorexic and I think its a crying shame that Hollywood instills that in its actresses. The sick part is people in Hollywood like the producers and publicists and such are probably telling her she looks GOOD. When in reality she is sick, and looks it.

The rest of the group: Will & Jada, always hot; Selma, love her and do agree that haircut would only work on very few women, her being one of them; Amanda, what the ?? is she wearing???; Gwyneth, not the best look for her; Jack White, uhh, who??? and what??? is that???

Oh, and Tom and Penelope, I have always thought the same thing as the author of this article - they never looked comfortable with each other to me. Both are great looking people though, and I like their outfits. I just don't like them together, they don't seem like they have any chemistry.

 

[CBRorBust]

Nicole-HOT, HOT, HOT! Love her!

Lara-NOT, NOT, NOT. I think the fact that she dated Jack grosses me out. Don't know why. And I think she needs to ADD about 15lbs to her body.

Penelope and Tom-NOT, NOT, NOT. I don't know why I HATE them as a couple. I think it's because I see her as "the other woman" and him as "the cheating husband." Regardless if they had an affair or not.

Will and Jada-HOT, HOT, HOT!!! LOVE THEM! They just seem so in love!

Gwenyth-HOT. So happy about the new hubby and baby!

White Stripes guy-NOT!!!!

Selma-NOT. She seems like she could be one of those psycho girls.

Amanda-HOT! I think she is so pretty.

 

[Blondie]

One year ago, I thought Nicole Kidman was one of the most beautiful actresses around, she needs to put some weight back on.

I agree. Nicole was beautiful before the weight loss.

There's something wrong with these pictures. If you look at the pic of Tom Cruise and Will Smith, it looks like Tom Cruise is taller even though they are standing right beside each other. Will Smith is 6'2" and Tom Cruise is 5'7". I wonder how much doctoring has been done to the other pictures.

I think the photos were fused together, taken at the same event, just at different times. I doubt they were doctored at all.

 

[MHopkins2]

Originally posted by Blondie
I think the photos were fused together, taken at the same event, just at different times. I doubt they were doctored at all.

I'm pretty sure you're right. JPS is a petite woman, but looks like a child next to Penelope, who isn't exactly a giant herself.

 

[Margie J]

Nicole - NOT in that picture. She normally looks gorgeous but that white pantsuit makes her look faded out and TOO thin.

Lara - NOT as always. She needs more weight for sure.

Penelope and Tom - NOT. He always seems so proud of her but she's a cold fish, as they say. Don't like the bottom of her dress. It looks like she got it stuck in her panthose. Tom is ok, nothing special.

Jada and Will - HOT. I love them both and they always look good, dressed down or up.

Gwenyth - HOT. I had to look twice at this since she looks a lot like Mama Blythe in that picture. She's often elegant.

Jack - NOT! Terrible outfit.

Selma - HOT. She can pull off the look of this though few people could.

Amanda - NOT. Pretty girl, ugly outfit.