MOOvers on the MOOve Again

[WheatThins]

I'M BACK!


Does anyone give skimming lessons?

I do, but it costs $275 an hour.

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Chad is hoping I go too fast and deliver at home. He would prefer to do the delivering here and himself. He talks seriously of just having the next one at home. I would, but am afraid of bleeding too much since I've had so many. Of course ObamaCare might make us have to do just that.



Wow, when you think of it like that it really makes you realize how much that is. Way to go!!!!!!!!!


My back ached and I was crampy all day yesterday. I had contractions ALL night and this morning? Nothing. lol. At least all this pre labor crap is doing something.

I canceled my appointment for tonight. It's 45 minutes there and back, plus a $2 toll, plus dinner out and gas. Since they don't check me anyway, it's a wasted trip at this point. I'll go next week.

Good luck with the baby MP. I think you and Chad should deliver at home. We survived for hundreds, no thousands, of years without the aid of a doctor or BABYNURSE. I am quite sure the specis could survive if faced without them in the future.

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[TwinkieMama]

I do, but it costs $275 an hour.

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Somehow I figured that would be the case.

 

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Somehow I figured that would be the case.

Call my secretary to schedule an appt. I'm busy right now.

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[TwinkieMama]

Call my secretary to schedule an appt. I'm busy right now.

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Doing what? looking up how to spell "species"? Buying a new goofy hat online? Going to the CASINO? Coming up with a new ADT featuring Lynt's bat infestation?

Anyway- thanks for the kind offer. I think I will skim pro se. Heh.

 

[babynurse1]

I'M BACK!

I'M FRONT!

Good luck with the baby MP. I think you and Chad should deliver at home. We survived for hundreds, no thousands, of years without the aid of a doctor or BABYNURSE. I am quite sure the specis could survive if faced without them in the future.

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Sure you might SURVIVE without a babynurse, but how miserable of a life would that be????

BBN's are the spice of life.

 

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Doing what? looking up how to spell "species"? Buying a new goofy hat online? Going to the CASINO? Coming up with a new ADT featuring Lynt's bat infestation?

Anyway- thanks for the kind offer. I think I will skim pro se. Heh.

You must have gone to the Pro Se Math Camp too because you sure as HECK didn't learn anything there.

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[TwinkieMama]

I'M FRONT!

zipped lip smile


How is life the midwest my non dis meet friend?

You must have gone to the Pro Se Math Camp too because you sure as HECK didn't learn anything there.

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Oh drats. I keep forgetting that math camp was supposed to be educational. Would a little latin help? Mea culpa.

 

[babynurse1]

Coming up with a new ADT featuring Lynt's bat infestation?

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Lynt STILL has bats in her belfry?

Hmmm, actually not all that surprising.

 

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Lynt STILL has bats in her belfry?

Hmmm, actually not all that surprising.

Lint is batty.

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[babynurse1]

1. z ipped lip smile


2. How is life the midwest my non dis meet friend?



3. Would a little latin help?

1. zip it. lock it. Is that a bunsen burner in your pocket?


2. sunny skies at sunnybrook

3. Is Marc Antony available?

 

[TwinkieMama]

Lynt STILL has bats in her belfry?

Hmmm, actually not all that surprising.

I dunno. I haven't actually scheduled my skimming lessons yet (I was hoping there would be a coupon in the pennysaver.) So I guess this is more of a rumor than actual information.

 

[babynurse1]

Lint is catty.

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I KNOW! You shudda heard what she said about YOU.

I dunno. I haven't actually scheduled my skimming lessons yet (I was hoping there would be a coupon in the pennysaver.) So I guess this is more of a rumor than actual information.

When I see the word skimming I think of swimming and skinny dipping combined thus creating the word skimming.


Who's offering those? And did you buy a new swimsuit?

 

[TwinkieMama]

1. zip it. lock it. Is that a bunsen burner in your pocket?

I laughed out loud at this. First of all, you KNOW I am imagining it to the tune of the hoedown throwdown. Second of all, there is no place like home.... I had forgotton how great drivel and dreck could be.

 

[WheatThins]

Stephen Hawking called. He wants his pocket protector back.

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Like I've always told you BBN. You can be replaced. Who knew Chad would be the one to replace you.

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[babynurse1]

I laughed out loud at this. First of all, you KNOW I am imagining it to the tune of the hoedown throwdown. Second of all, there is no place like home.... I had forgotton how great drivel and dreck could be.

Dreck and drivel and making snack cakes laugh....just another service I offer.

Like I've always told you BBN. You can be replaced. Who knew Chad would be the one to replace you.

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Like I've always told you WT. You can be replaced. Who knew a monkey would be the one to replace you.

 

[TwinkieMama]

Stephen Hawking called. He wants his pocket protector back.

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Is he planning to sue?

 

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Dreck and drivel and making snack cakes laugh....just another service I offer.




Like I've always told you WT. You can be replaced. Who knew a monkey would be the one to replace you.

Ouch. That hurt. Words can hurt people BBN.

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[babynurse1]

Ouch. That hurt. Words can hurt people BBN.

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But is it right to hate?