MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[celerystalker]

B, that is HEEELARIOUS!

Flynt is a GENIUS!

As long as congress is handing out money, we should all get in line!

 

[celerystalker]

Hi beth! welcome! we're all a bit snarky, so don't take anything we say personally.

unless you want to!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Is it Friday yet? Since I'm so clueless I better ask the brainiac lawyer......

I know! You are all invited over for a field stone cracking party. I'll supply all the food and beverages. BYOSH.

1. Don't ask a lawyer because for his Friday is often on Thursday or even Wednesday. I can confirm that here on the prairie it is NOT Friday yet. You are welcome!

2. Thanks for clarifying. I was going to bring my own santa hat which makes MUCH more sense than Cel's sausage hat.

3. Congrats on cancun in your future. And a tv in your present.

He said he knew that I liked "Wizard of Oz" and it had something to do with that. Other than that he was clueless.

Heh heh. That certainly sounds like him.

the white is NOT chlorine - it's just the cells drying out.
right, botany teacher?

True dat.

Who's next in line for a Government bailout? Now you know.


BDG

And knowing is half the battle?



Welcome Bethipooh!

 

[bdg100]

1. Don't ask a lawyer because for his Friday is often on Thursday or even Wednesday. I can confirm that here on the prairie it is NOT Friday yet. You are welcome!

And, if she does ask me it will cost her $175.

BDG

 

[bdg100]

1. Don't ask a lawyer because for his Friday is often on Thursday or even Wednesday. I can confirm that here on the prairie it is NOT Friday yet. You are welcome!

And, almost forgot, thank you for explaining my office hours Erin.

BDG

 

[TwinkieMama]

And, if she does ask me it will cost her $175.

BDG

Excellent point. Don't forget the disboards discount which makes its a mere $250 but you get a free luggage tag.

 

[TwinkieMama]

And, almost forgot, thank you for explaining my office hours Erin.



BDG

No problem, boss. Here is that sign you ordered.

 

[bdg100]

No problem, boss. Here is that sign you ordered.

I sound so smart when I post a sign like that.

BDG

 

[MommyPoppins]

Celery - I use splenda in my coffee, but I HATE diet drinks sweetened with splenda. So I drink aspertame drinks. But like Mony, I mostly drink water.

I can't drink water with egg salad or tuna. I have to have a diet dr. thunder. ;o)

Of course the thought of eating either of those makes me water to hurl.

I'm not digging the diet dr. thunder right now either, I've been craving seltzer water.

 

[babynurse1]

I can't wait to see what babycow says about sugar.

Maybe I should start a rumor that bacon cheeseburgers cause cancer.

How about I go with the logic of we all have to die of something, right?

Might as well be bacon cheeseburger, pancake, Diet Coke induced cancer....I guess.

My Aunt lived on Sweet n' Low.

how long?

Everyone move to sunnybrook!
and live off the babycow.
err.
I mean land.

hmmmm. lets not do that. although....wait. no. back to my first comment.

lets not do that.

Hi everyone,
I am sticking my toe in the water here..

Howdy!

Who's next in line for a Government bailout? Now you know.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ustry-seeks-multi-billion-dollar-bailout.html

BDG

At least if we bail them out, our country's priorites will be straight.

1. Don't ask a lawyer

2.Heh heh. That certainly sounds like him.

1. always good advice Twink.

2. dont it though?

And, almost forgot, thank you for explaining my office hours Erin.

BDG

Twink: Something looks different about you? Is that a new hairstyle?

I sound so smart when I post a sign like that.

BDG

Good lord, you would think you graduated from law school or something. sheesh. some people.

btw, you didnt technically post that bGd.

I'm not digging the diet dr. thunder right now either, I've been craving seltzer water.

Yeah, it's not nearly as good as Diet Dr. Pepper. ALTHOUGH, I heard that the Dr. Pepper bottling company has a conspiracy to take your money and NOT dispense a lovely bottle of their fine carbonated beverage from the machine.

It's an evil ploy so you will call the 1 800 DR PEPPR hotline, become entranced with a pleasant sounding gal named Laura, and spend 45 minutes discussing the glories of the nectar that is Dr Pepper, all the while they are gathering information about your household beverage consumption use so they can stalk you at your favorite Sam's Club while stocking the shelves with this evile cancer causing substance, forcing you to become addicted, and thus ensuring you will spend all your hard earned dollars and government stimulus money on their products and all products made by parent companies, partnerships, and subsidiaries.

 

[TwinkieMama]

How about I go with the logic of we all have to die of something, right?

My money is on a jealous husband with a gun. Oh wait. That is Dr. Troy. Nevermind.

1. always good advice Twink.

2. dont it though?

1. Yes
2. It is scary sometimes. Really.

Twink: Something looks different about you? Is that a new hairstyle?

Yes. Bangs do make a big difference don't they?

Yeah, it's not nearly as good as Diet Dr. Pepper. ALTHOUGH, I heard that the Dr. Pepper bottling company has a conspiracy to take your money and NOT dispense a lovely bottle of their fine carbonated beverage from the machine.

It's an evil ploy so you will call the 1 800 DR PEPPR hotline, become entranced with a pleasant sounding gal named Laura, and spend 45 minutes discussing the glories of the nectar that is Dr Pepper, all the while they are gathering information about your household beverage consumption use so they can stalk you at your favorite Sam's Club while stocking the shelves with this evile cancer causing substance, forcing you to become addicted, and thus ensuring you will spend all your hard earned dollars and government stimulus money on their products and all products made by parent companies, partnerships, and subsidiaries.

Talk about your A game. Excellent post, BBN!!!!!!

 

[monymony3471]

Hi everyone,
I am sticking my toe in the water here..

I was invited to POP over here to your great group by my buddy, MonyMony...

HI MONICA!!!!

Sad to say, I owe Mony a drink, but the fates kept us apart back in December.

I hope everyone has a great day!

I totally dig cyber drinks!

Hey there Hi there Ho there! Glad you came over.

Everybody I want you to me my frined Beth, Beth this is........everybody!

Who's next in line for a Government bailout? Now you know.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...ustry-seeks-multi-billion-dollar-bailout.html

BDG

Let's all group together and ask congress for a bail out so we can travel to disney world.

And, if she does ask me it will cost her $175.

BDG

No wonder our economy is failing. sheesh.

Celery - I use splenda in my coffee, but I HATE diet drinks sweetened with splenda. So I drink aspertame drinks. But like Mony, I mostly drink water.

I can't drink water with egg salad or tuna. I have to have a diet dr. thunder. ;o)

Of course the thought of eating either of those makes me water to hurl.

I'm not digging the diet dr. thunder right now either, I've been craving seltzer water.

I hate that part of being PG. Hope it passes soon.

I don't miss waking at midnight thirty and feel like I haven't eaten in days and shoving saltines in mouth.




BBN: My Aunt lived until she was 59. I assume she used it from the time she started drinking coffee in her 20's. I guess I should add she smoked like a chimney. Not that that matters......

 

[celerystalker]

I do not know what a PSE is, but I'm guessing it was funny.

 

[celerystalker]

I had a temporary work crisis, but it has been avoided.
cuz I rock*!






*Rock in this case means I can BS my way through a government report by getting someone else to sign their life away.

 

[monymony3471]

Last edited by celerystalker : Today at 10:44 AM. Reason: I bet Mony knows!

Uh, I got nothin'. Not feeling so brainicotic today. Nope not part of the geniususes club.

Smooth move at work Cel, way to handle things. You should be a lawyer.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Wow, lots to read today but I don't have time to respond to all in the way I would like (having to work AT work today! ugh!).

I do not know what a PSE is, but I'm guessing it was funny.

Puget Sound Energy? Pi Sigma Epsilon? I have to say I am not 100% sure what a PSE is BUT I think I know (at least the body part and how such a thing would go down) and let me just say thank you to the BBN for bringing up such a pleasant topic for us males.

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

1. My money is on a jealous husband with a gun. Oh wait. That is Dr. Troy. Nevermind.


2. Talk about your A game. Excellent post, BBN!!!!!!

1. ha! Dr. Troy the eternal bad boy. Be still my heart. You wanna know what somebody said to me (obviously they didnt know me well). They said they picture me more of a Dr. McNamara girl.

WTHECK? Give me the smartypants, devil may care, i'll do it my way, say what i want, yet still has a heart of gold doctor any day. harumph to them!

2. ty twink. my posting lessons must have paid off.

:

BBN: My Aunt lived until she was 59. I assume she used it from the time she started drinking coffee in her 20's. I guess I should add she smoked like a chimney. Not that that matters......

59? maybe I better rethink my stand on diet soda. of course i dont smoke. never have. never will. i'm thinking that helps my odds.

I do not know what a PSE is, but I'm guessing it was funny.

are you guessing it was funny b/c I said it? of course you were.

a pse is a prostate self exam. heh

Smooth move at work Cel, way to handle things. You should be a lawyer.

wait just a cotton pickin' minute. you cant just say you should be a lawyer willy nilly (where did that term come from?). you have to work up to these things.

first you have to be a king of something preferably spellun, then you have to be a dis renowned art critic, then you have to become a parking lot attendant, and then and only then do law schools even consider you as a possible candidate.

 

[celerystalker]

I think you made Cel blush!!!!!

I'm picturing the gymnastics that would be involved.
and certain other things about that particular part of the body.
WHERE'S THE ZIPPIT SMILIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[celerystalker]

first you have to be a king of something preferably spellun, then you have to be a dis renowned art critic, then you have to become a parking lot attendant, and then and only then do law schools even consider you as a possible candidate.

Wait a second! Elle Wood didn't have to go through all that!
I need a Coppola to direct my entrance film.

 

[babynurse1]

I think you made Cel blush!!!!!

I'm picturing the gymnastics that would be involved.
and certain other things about that particular part of the body.
WHERE'S THE ZIPPIT SMILIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that made YOU blush?

i'm sorry.

i didnt think a thing about it.

i guess nurses are just so used to seeing and talking about the body that i dont even bat an eye about that stuff.

i was just being silly. PSA vs PSE. see? one subtle change and it takes on a whole new meaning.


at least twink understands me.