MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[monymony3471]

I was getting one of the chitlins off of the bus and couldn't believe how nice it was outside, then decided for an impromptu play-a-pa-looza on the driveway with the whole group.

We had some fun! They were so tickled to be outside.

So was I.

 

[babynurse1]

Why do you HAVE to date anyone? Male, female, dwarf or kanine?

BDG

I think that might actually be the CORRECT usage of capitalization. and not random at all.

Think of how the meaning changes just by hitting the shift key.

WHY do you have to date anyone?

Why do YOU have to date anyone?

Why do you have to DATE anyone?

Why do you have to date ANYONE?


I really should leave things in the hands of a professional.

Dear Bazooka Joe,
Thank you for the early morning laughs. You, like British royalty, should visit more often.

Regards,
Twinkie

Dear Twinkadink,

I would like to respectfully submit that you now post only in letter form. If you want to be my new bff I highly suggest you consider my request.

Lymi,
Babynurse(1)

cc: SKing. ensembluhduh.

Oh my goodness!
Now THAT would be a tag!

If I were a tag fairy (I am now singing songs from "Fiddler")

anyhoo, IF I WERE a TAG fairy, I would give you the following tag:

THAT

Anyone know of somewhere to download cheap(like not a dollar a song) music? I am trying to put together some music for a birth CD.

Might I suggest "Pain", "Scream", "Push It", and "Relief". in that order.

Last edited by monymony3471 : Today at 11:49 AM. Reason: I was only out there with a sweatshirt on.

uhhh. Did the neighbors enjoy that?

 

[MommyPoppins]

Might I suggest "Pain", "Scream", "Push It", and "Relief". in that order.

I hardly had any pain with Isaac(and no drugs) and I'll have you know I have NEVER screamed or yelled.

 

[celerystalker]

THAT

No! It's should be "Let's talk about IT!"

Mony mooned her neighbors! Na na na boo boo!

 

[babynurse1]

I hardly had any pain with Isaac(and no drugs) and I'll have you know I have NEVER screamed or yelled.

That's awesome. A pain free labor and delivery. You should write a book.

I was just being a smartypants, of course.

I never screamed in labor and delivery either.

No! It's should be "Let's talk about IT!"

Mony mooned her neighbors! Na na na boo boo!

I want an "IT" tag. Not a tag, you're IT tag. Just an "IT" tag. How about this tag:

My bff wrote IT.


Why am I cracking up at Mony mooning her neighbors? Monica!!!!!


And you need a new tag cel........

Ask me about the seven dwarves.

 

[celerystalker]

What's the deal with the seven dwarves?

And "my BFF wrote IT" would be great for you!

 

[babynurse1]

What's the deal with the seven dwarves?

And "my BFF wrote IT" would be great for you!

IDK. You tell us what the deal is with the seven dwarves. I was told to ask you. Sounds naughty though.


I don't think tag fairies read "clique" threads. so, I think we are out of luck.

 

[celerystalker]

Oh my goodness! Mamacel found this article -

I guess pencil injuries are running rampant!!!

http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/200902260847/NEWS01/90226005

 

[celerystalker]

I think the 7 dwarves thing was from an ADT from our old buddy B.

 

[monymony3471]

uhhh. Did the neighbors enjoy that?

Depends on how you look at that.

Here in Michigan, last week people were taking the polar plunge in Lake St. Clair.

This is a bonafied heat wave!

Just wait until I go out walking and start sweating.......

 

[Sandy321]

IDK. You tell us what the deal is with the seven dwarves. I was told to ask you. Sounds naughty though.


I don't think tag fairies read "clique" threads. so, I think we are out of luck.

altho Marita had a tag fairy that kept adding her lard bottom tag!!

I'm bored - and the computer is slow! Reading about rumors and spoilers for the Bachelor - why? I'm weird!! I like to know!

 

[babynurse1]

I think the 7 dwarves thing was from an ADT from our old buddy B.

He's not old. He's seasoned. (do you prefer pepper or paprika?)

Just wait until I go out walking and start sweating.......

So instead of ONLY a sweatshirt, you will be wearing ONLY a t-shirt? y'all do it a little different in Michigan, eh?

 

[lalijack]

The Peejettes!!! Is that anything like the Rockettes? Maybe similar but cooler? I'm really diggin that. I think they should have shirts made. Mine will say The Peej and theirs The Peejettes. And they have to do everything I say. Now to convince them.

You're welcome! Heh. I envision the Peejettes somewhat like the Rockettes. But without the marabou accessories, I think.

1. So true. Even more so when you consider she apparently dated both the Mafia and the Armenian Mob.

2. MarthaStewart-Glad Boris feels better.

3. In a way freaky case of cross country internet mind control, Grasshopper be'urked allll night monday night. It was horrible. He is too little to give you any warning or hold over a toilet. We went through all the jammies and most of the towels and blankets in the house. He has stopped be'urking but hasn't had a bite of solid food since Monday night. And one twinkie twin stayed home to school today due to her arriving home off the bus with a fever of 103.6. We have been battling viruses all month. I am bored of winter and lysol.

1. Tattletale!

2 and 3. Thank you! Sorry Boris passed it ovah to Grasshopper. I can think of VERY few things that suck more than a beurking baby. Boris didn't eat from Tuesday at lunchtime (in school....they eat at 11:45) until Wednesday morning at almost 11am. Poor guy...he said his belly hurt so much that he was afraid to eat anything. Thankfully, his appetite is back with a vengeance as of this morning. Hope Gabe follows suit!

Sending anti beurking vibes to Twink and big L!

Morning!
Lynt/Twink: So sorry for the beurking. I totally feel for you. That was us last week. Sorry if I spreaded internet germs.

Thanks Cel and Mony!

Lynt: Omgosh!!! The season FINALE of nip/tuck is next week. It just started!!!!! What are we going to do? I guess watch "Rescue Me". It's not quite the same though. and yes, this week was new.

Jeez, that was a quick season, wasn't it? I found a re-airing of Nip/Tuck's newest epi on Friday night at some unholy hour, so I set the DVR to record it and I'll watch it over the weekend. Then I'll be all caught up for Tuesday.

I DO love Rescue Me. Especially since my Papa was a firefighter, so they kinda hold a special place in my heart. Plus, Dennis Leary is one funny guy!



Today is one of my longish days at work. Bleh. CBM spent the morning at the desk of my assistant (who only works in the afternoons), experiencing a hideously foul case of flatulence. I ought to get combat pay for working here, I tell you.

Is it the weekend yet?

 

[monymony3471]

He's not old. He's seasoned. (do you prefer pepper or paprika?)



So instead of ONLY a sweatshirt, you will be wearing ONLY a t-shirt? y'all do it a little different in Michigan, eh?

Ya we do

differently.

 

[celerystalker]

Ya we do

differently.

Ha!!!!


Big L - really? He farts close enough so that you can smell it?
GET A NEW JOB!

 

[lalijack]

Cel, between the foul odor and the audible "activity", it makes for a less than ideal workplace. But he's ridiculously flexible with my work hours, which is what I need. And he IS good to me. I have gotten multiple raises (for a total percentage increase of 45% over the past 4 years), plus we get a bonus equal to a week's pay each Christmas, and a week of paid vacation even though I'm a part-time employee). Can't beat that, especially in this economy.

 

[monymony3471]

now i can't get a Montell Jordan song out of my head.....

 

[MommyPoppins]

My baby.

Playing with the cats

And one for B.

I popped out the other day. I think I'm even bigger today than I was yesterday. I'll see if Chad mentions it when he gets home. He did yesterday. lol.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Holla. Had me a lil grade group planning day today. It was just as productive as always. My favorite prank we pulled today...the conference room was in use so we were at a random table in a hallway. We could see into the office from said hallway. There were parents in the office putting an application in. Their son, who they want to go to the school, was rolling around on the floor, flipping the lights on and off, and generally acting inappropriately. We were watching the whole thing and saw the principal standing by the phone looking over their application. I was triple dog dared to call the office from my cell phone so of course I did. When the principal picked up I used my official voice to say "Hello, I'm calling from the first floor elevator hallway, and I need you to tear that application up. That child does not appear to be a good fit for this school." Then I hung up. The principal whipped her head around and saw me just as I was hanging up. Then she had to pretend to be all serious with the parents and she was trying so hard not to laugh. Hee hee hee. I love me a grade group planning day!!

Meanwhile, someone else was upstairs having to deal with my kids. Ideal! The sub wrote a glowing review on them. That made me so happy. Of course the usual suspects performed as expected. Pencil in the ear boy of course got in trouble. But he'll always be my "special" friend.


Moo...how was telecommuting: part 2?

Twink...sorry about the beurking. Oy. Sending lysol vibes across the miles!

Cel...wassup with the lead still being visible in your arm? And omgosh that pencil story is crazy talk! We're going to have to start writing with chalk or something ridiculous!

Bbn...what a sweet sentiment. Love you too! Oh, wait. I talked to you enough today, so nevermind. I hereby grant you one official PJ eye roll.

L...are you for real?! What is with CBM? It's like he's not all there...

Marita...did you get all the work done??

 

[celerystalker]

Cel...1. wassup with the lead still being visible in your arm?
2. And omgosh that pencil story is crazy talk! We're going to have to start writing with chalk or something ridiculous!

1. IDK. the one from 4th grade is more faded than the one from 10th grade. Maybe eventually they will both disappear.

2. I KNOW! It's so lucky that the nurse came to pick up her kid. Man. Can you imagine if she had bled out? She's very lucky to have angels for sure!