MOOvers, Huggers, and Pixie Dusters

[babynurse1]

1. Good one bdg. Or should I say




2. Now are we discussing Diet Coke and Snickers or are we all ready on birth stories?

1. I forgot to respond to the parking lot attendant in smiley. I will now emulate twinkie, but toadily differently. Here ya go B:


2. a diet coke and snickers haiku.

Diet Coke is grand
but when combined with Snickers
its earth shattering.


Now do we move on to birth stories????

 

[babynurse1]

Blue: Ty for choosing SHORT you-tubes that my computer will actually load in this century.

I love popcorn and diet coke.

 

[LittleBlue22]

Blue: Ty for choosing SHORT you-tubes that my computer will actually load in this century.

I love popcorn and diet coke.

Yikes 15 seconds is too long?! Dude, you need a Dell (or HP, OR mAC, any thing newish).

Here's the 15second pep talk on weight loss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBu1FrA_cEc

I do have to comment, Diet coke and snickers...not a good mix either it might make you belch pretty loud, just sayin'

nice Haiku there BBN

If we're on to birthing stories, its up to you, its YOUR day

 

[TwinkieMama]

Every food group
improved by diet coke.
Alas, not on sale.

 

[monymony3471]

BBN: Thursday the AT&T guy came over to our house and hooked us up with U-verse, and he was here from noon 12pm-6pm. Just saying.......


Zack went to the sports store yesterday and made the biggest purchase of his life.

He bought the under armor that Justin Verlander (Detroit Tiger's Pitcher) wore in 2006. The year he pitched his no hitter and the year the Tigers went to the World Series.

Zack will not spend his money for nothing. He wanted me to give him 1.00 to purchase smenciles at school.

"You get an allowence, you can buy them." I told him. Nope he wouldn't do it.

So, as I said, this was the biggest purchase of his life.

I guess I'll be a nice mom and spring for it to be framed for his birthday.

 

[LittleBlue22]

BBN: Thursday the AT&T guy came over to our house and hooked us up with U-verse, and he was here from noon 12pm-6pm. Just saying.......


Zack went to the sports store yesterday and made the biggest purchase of his life.

He bought the under armor that Justin Verlander (Detroit Tiger's Pitcher) wore in 2006. The year he pitched his no hitter and the year the Tigers went to the World Series.

Zack will not spend his money for nothing. He wanted me to give him 1.00 to purchase smenciles at school.

"You get an allowence, you can buy them." I told him. Nope he wouldn't do it.

So, as I said, this was the biggest purchase of his life.

I guess I'll be a nice mom and spring for it to be framed for his birthday.

Great purchase Zack, I guess he was all out of $$ when it came time to get the smenciles, money just magically disappears

What a good mom possibly having Zack's big purchase framed for his b-day.

 

[babynurse1]

Yikes 15 seconds is too long?! Dude, you need a Dell (or HP, OR mAC, any thing newish).

Here's the 15second pep talk on weight loss. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBu1FrA_cEc

I do have to comment, Diet coke and snickers...not a good mix either it might make you belch pretty loud, just sayin'

nice Haiku there BBN

If we're on to birthing stories, its up to you, its YOUR day

I just need high speed. We have a newish computer. It's an HP. It has bells and whistles, although the friggin bell gets on my nerves and if somebody blows that whistle one more time....hee

Hmmm. I am a lady, therefore I do not belch.

Ty. I'm glad you liked my haiku.

Let's see birthing story. Hmmmmm

Is there one I haven't told?

I have one about a cat that was dropped off at our doorstep. She was heavy with child, er, uh, kitten.

She went into labor the next day after her drop off.

She ran into the house as I opened the door and thought she would set up her birthing suite under Miracle Boy's bed.

But he didn't want the underneath of his bed to be turned into a labor and delivery/no prenatal care/ homeless cat/ giving birth area.

So I put her in a nice comfy box, lined with old towels on the front porch.

She birthed the first two no problems.

But the last one...He wouldnt come on down. He didn't want to be the next contestant on the Price is Right.

Julia Roberts was panicking. "MOM, do something!!!!"

The cat is howling like a banshee. And she is pushing and pushing and pushing, and nothing.

I told Julia Roberts to go grab some cooking oil, cuz time was of the essence and we didn't have birthing supplies like KY Jelly.

Long story short is between the cooking oil, counterpressure with one hand , "gentle guiding" (ok tugging and pulling)with the other, and some silent prayers the kitten was born breech and with two paws positioned firmly next to his big ol fat kitten head.

Julia Roberts comments on the whole scenario?

"THAT was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I am NEVER having kids."

Every food group
improved by diet coke.
Alas, not on sale.

The economy
should not interfere with the
pleasures of Coke. BAH!

 

[babynurse1]

I am location worthy!!!!

Monica: Forgive my ignorance. What is U Verse?

 

[LittleBlue22]

I'm drinking a DIet 7*UP so BBN doesn't snatch my drink from the other side of the screen.

Perhaps I should finish eating my lunch before reading birthing stories... whoops, too late!

 

[TwinkieMama]

Zack will not spend his money for nothing. He wanted me to give him 1.00 to purchase smenciles at school.

"You get an allowence, you can buy them." I told him. Nope he wouldn't do it.

Congrats to the big spender. And even more congrats on your new be'urk free state. I know how horrible it is to have that run through the house.

What is a smencile? a snack? a smelly pencil? Why don't I know this?

"THAT was the most disgusting thing I have ever seen. I am NEVER having kids."

My sister said the same thing when I reported that I was removing ticks from my daughter's head on a regular basis last summer.

The economy
should not interfere with the
pleasures of Coke. BAH!

Life, Liberty and
Pursuit of cheap diet coke.
I should sue someone.

 

[celerystalker]

Thanks for all the drivel and dreck. I need it today.
I still feel wuckety, but I went into work.
yay.
met with Ben again.
yay.
find out I'm being traded (how's that for sports talk!) before I've even been informed of my new team.
double yay.
I now report to a putz.
Until Ben can convince my former boss to put me under ben.
I dunno.
I know I'm not making a lot of sense.
I have to move cubes.
Now that ben is on my floor they decide to move me to another floor.
I also now have set hours.
BLAH!

I'll get this party started with a discussion of newly banned All-11 offense in high school football.

I tried real hard to get this, but Idon't.

Long story short is between the cooking oil, counterpressure with one hand , "gentle guiding" (ok tugging and pulling)with the other, and some silent prayers the kitten was born breech and with two paws positioned firmly next to his big ol fat kitten head.

Did the kitty survive?

 

[babynurse1]

1. What is a smencile? a snack? a smelly pencil? Why don't I know this?


2. Life, Liberty and
Pursuit of cheap diet coke.
I should sue someone.

1. Idk what "It" is either. I do not think y'all should make me feel like an idiot on entertain a bbn day.

2. A good lawyer is
what you need. Oh wait. That is
An oxymoron.

Last edited by TwinkieMama : Today at 11:56 AM. Reason: uverse is digital tv, like cable, we have it , it is da bomb

Does it trump direct tv? Why is it da bomb? Why is it so special? Why have LBlue and I never heard of it? I'm thinking if the two Hoosiers on the thread have never heard of it, then it's not really da bomb. just sayin.

 

[monymony3471]

Congrats to the big spender. And even more congrats on your new be'urk free state. I know how horrible it is to have that run through the house.

What is a smencile? a snack? a smelly pencil? Why don't I know this?

No. YES!!! I don't know, you don't have those at your kids' school?

I quoted others, but it didn't take.

U-verse is what Twinks said and we have it now in the Family room, our bedroom, the BOYs bedroom (oh my!) and the basement where I do day care, but we hardly ever have it on. Plus you can record several programs at once and watch live TV. And we are bundled with their internet and phone.

We actually saved money adding an addition TV hookup from what we had before.

Loved the Julia Rogers comment. Classic! Remind her when she is having her first.

Time to put the rugrats down.

 

[babynurse1]

Time to put the rugrats down.

I'm afraid to ask what they did to deserve such a fate. Poor rugrats.


Or maybe that means something entirely different to you city dwellers.


Cel: Boo on the cube moving and the set office hours.

 

[LittleBlue22]

Thanks for all the drivel and dreck. I need it today.
I still feel wuckety, but I went into work.
yay.
met with Ben again.
yay.
find out I'm being traded (how's that for sports talk!) before I've even been informed of my new team.
double yay.
I now report to a putz.
Until Ben can convince my former boss to put me under ben.
I dunno.
I know I'm not making a lot of sense.
I have to move cubes.
Now that ben is on my floor they decide to move me to another floor.
I also now have set hours.
BLAH!


I tried real hard to get this, but Idon't.


Did the kitty survive?

did you get a surprise party and they shouted surprise about your team switch?! Maybe they should try that some time. new hours? are they better hours for you, will this be conducive to your dating schedule?

1. Idk what "It" is either. I do not think y'all should make me feel like an idiot on entertain a bbn day.

2. A good lawyer is
what you need. Oh wait. That is
An oxymoron.



Does it trump direct tv? Why is it da bomb? Why is it so special? Why have LBlue and I never heard of it? I'm thinking if the two Hoosiers on the thread have never heard of it, then it's not really da bomb. just sayin.

I think its a mid western thing or mostly Hoosier thing, we get trends/fashion reports last, so maybe it will eventually get to us.... eventually.

ITA with Cel, did the kitten survive?

 

[bdg100]

Subway, Diet Coke.
Visiting royalty lunch.
Good! And good for you!

BDG

 

[monymony3471]

I'm afraid to ask what they did to deserve such a fate. Poor rugrats.


Or maybe that means something entirely different to you city dwellers.


Cel: Boo on the cube moving and the set office hours.

All it means to me, is that:

It's time to put all of these kids running through my house down for a nap.

And they are all nicely, quitely, and SAFELY laying on their blankets, covered, and resting peacfully to a lullaby CD. Hopefully they ALL fall asleep too.

I have a day care, and right now 7 are all laying down.

I'm skeered to ask what other meanings that could imply.

 

[LittleBlue22]

All it means to me, is that:

It's time to put all of these kids running through my house down for a nap.

And they are all nicely, quitely, and SAFELY laying on their blankets, covered, and resting peacfully to a lullaby CD. Hopefully they ALL fall asleep too.

I have a day care, and right now 7 are all laying down.

I'm skeered to ask what other meanings that could imply.

Did you wrap them up like a tight burrito so they wouldn't move?
kinda like this-

only in blankets

 

[monymony3471]

Did you wrap them up like a tight burrito so they wouldn't move?
kinda like this-

only in blankets

In my days of doing this I've had a few babies who needed swaddling to fall asleep. I am very familiar with the concept, but today, no. They are all monymony day care veterans. They know the drill.

 

[babynurse1]

Subway, Diet Coke.
Visiting royalty lunch.
Good! And good for you!

BDG

Did you bring enough
for all of the moovers here?
I am hungry. duh.

I'm skeered to ask what other meanings that could imply.

Well here in the country we might say something like this:

"Looks like that dog over yonder done got into a fight with a 'coon and now he's rabid. It's time to put that feller down."