babynurse1
<marquee><font color=green>Atticus Finch Is My Her
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- Jul 3, 2006
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ring, ring, ring
Marita: Hello, you have reached the Marita residence.
BBN: Hello, Marita, this is me, BBN.
Marita: ???. Who?
BBN: Marita, it's me. BaByNurse. From the Disboards.
Marita: Who? I'm terribly sorry I'm just not placing you.
BBN: (stomping foot) Marita! It's me, BabyNurse. From the MOO Thread. The one who is always happy all the time. The one who posts all of those idiotic smileys. FG's friend. I live in Pleasantville and still only have dial up.
Marita: Oooooh. Now I remember. Baby Nurse. What do you want and how did you get my number?
BBN: That's not important. What I want is to let you know I'm on your side. You can count on me to ignore that arrogant, pompous poster formerly known as Wheat Thins whenever he shows his ugly looking computer around this thread again.
Marita: Uhh, that's great Windy. I mean BabyNurse. But, I was only joking. He's really not such a bad sort.
BBN: YES HE IS. I demand that you place him on ignore immediately.
Marita: Well, OK. Good bye BabyNurse. Please don't call me at my home any more.
BBN: OK, just continue to ignore HIM and your phone will be safe from me.
The End
Wheat Thins
Wiretapping??? Really?? Did you have just cause and the court's backing that we were doing something illegal and you had no other means to obtain our criminal or subversive activity?
What did you want me to do?
Get down on my knees?
Treat you like the prodigal son?
Post smileys in your honor?


Mea culpa. We DID seal this agreement in brownies. BUT I distinctly remember that it was RonStoppable's idea to get the brownies so really I should be mentioning HIM in every post. Like how great he is. Like how much he likes your crazy laugh. Stuff like that. I really should post more.
Et Tu Twinke? See when you say WE sealed this agreement that means ME and YOU. not HIM.