Monday Morning Riddle Thread

[Cantw8]

I think I'm going to have to start cracking beer bottles over my head, punching the guy who posts closest to me, and going to the can and leaving the seat up whenever I start posting on a new thread.

maybe you should just stop waxing your eyebrows

 

[Lars624]

hiwaygal

 

[CdnDisneyNut]

Morning I'm in from PA

 

[Lars624]

I think I'm going to have to start cracking beer bottles over my head, punching the guy who posts closest to me, and going to the can and leaving the seat up whenever I start posting on a new thread.

Whoops!
Sorry

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

maybe you should just stop waxing your eyebrows

You give the same advice to everyone, Sasquatch. I gotta be me.

 

[Lars624]

Mikey

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Whoops!
Sorry

No big deal. If I had a dollar for everytime someone here made that guess, I'd be able to buy myself some lovely crocs.

 

[RickinNYC]

Hey, I'm not even in this stupid riddle thing (because I'm too stupid to live quite honestly), and I got called an old man not one, not twice, but three times? What's wrong with you people?

 

[Cantw8]

Hey, I'm not even in this stupid riddle thing (because I'm too stupid to live quite honestly), and I got called an old man not one, not twice, but three times? What's wrong with you people?

Uh, oh

We're sorry, would you like to hold my ferret????

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Hey, I'm not even in this stupid riddle thing (because I'm too stupid to live quite honestly), and I got called an old man not one, not twice, but three times? What's wrong with you people?

It may have only been twice. I was talking about RickinIdaho. I don't know about the others.

 

[L107ANGEL]

Hey, I'm not even in this stupid riddle thing (because I'm too stupid to live quite honestly), and I got called an old man not one, not twice, but three times? What's wrong with you people?

I am trying to get you used to being called old I am thoughtfull like that for my friends

 

[RickinNYC]

I am trying to get you used to being called old I am thoughtfull like that for my friends

Didya know that the back of old hands still back a wallop?

 

[Duckfan-in-Chicago]

Didya know that the back of old hands still back a wallop?

They just sometimes don't remember who they're supposed to wallop...but that's not important now.

 

[Madaboutthemouse]

Happy Monday Riddlers! I'm IN!

 

[L107ANGEL]

Didya know that the back of old hands still back a wallop?

You are too much of a si, I mean gentleman to hit a lady

 

[NCDisneyMom]

Good morning, all! Very tired here, but I am IN!

Dee

 

[Daxx]

Good Morning Riddlers!
I'm in!

~Daxx's Wife

 

[WebmasterMaryJo]

Morning, everyone - I'm in.

 

[Lars624]

RickinNYC to the riddle

NCDisneyMom aka Dee

Daxx's better half

Mary Jo

 

[Lars624]

I just heard from the Kennywood Bunch!!
I spoke with Donna, Sue, Gerri & Gail

They're having a blast & they all say Hi