Mom My Ride


Now I know what happened! DH sent my van to them and forgot to tell me! That has to be it. . .
 
I love the french fries on the floor--nothing says a mom ride without fries smashed into the carpet:rotfl:
 
My mom-van is currently sporting a biggee sized Wendy's cup in the way back cup holder. Of course the entire contents were forgotten and leaked through the paper cup and the sticky ooze streamed down the wall and baked on. Niiiiiiiice.
 
Funny! I love the seat-kicking.
 
This was freaking hilarious. I especially liked the golf balls rolling around on the floor.

Not a mom just yet, but I can appreciate this gem. Thanks! ;)
 
Someone would D I E if they did that to my car. Not that my kids don't already try to!:rotfl2: Just starting with the bumper stickers gets to me....:rotfl:
Kim
 
That's my Camry! Ha ha. It smells like a mixture of french fries and old juice boxes.

Although if my mirror fell off my DH wouldn't know what to do. It would be ME doing the duct tape.
 
This is so my sisters minivan. Same make, model and color. Golf balls are real, except damage is done by hockey pucks not soccer balls. Dunkin coffee on the inside, not diet soda.

Now when they borrow my truck to go to 4 wheel beach, I find French Fries on my floors for months to come.

Its all those darn nephews who do this stuff, not DD, she just spills on herself.

Thank you for sharing and giving us a good chuckle tonight.
 
Brings back memories....Now I get in my car and they have the volume up full blast to the rock stations I can't stand and coke spilled all over my floor mats. Edited to add...the dents in the front quarter panel and the hood that NOOOOO ONEEE knows how they got there.

Hey, they forgot the chewing gum conveniently "stored" in the seat belt buckle, the melted crayons in the cup holders and the petrified fruit chews in the pockets of the back seats. :confused3
 
That was too funny.:rotfl: What is really pathetic, some days our van does look like that with three kids and constantly driving them everywhere including their friends~:lmao:
 
They forgot to run the mileage up to 90,000 and get the sweaty smell of soccer practice stuck in the seats.

They might have forgotten to spill a little key lime pie on the floorboards, and they neglected to update the rearview mirrors to reflect the fact that mini-vans never FIT into garages!
 
I laughed so hard. Ok, I have a sports coupe and a big 4 door, I have 1 kid and my exdh isn't allowed to even ride in it-lol. I don't like stickers on my cars, I don't even have those little family figures that you put on the window, like them on other cars but not mine.
But I did have a friend with a mini van and one day I went with her to clean it out-she has 3 kids, OMG things that came out of the van, I was just speechless.
But I loved the duct tape part, 1001 uses!
 
:lmao: They really do need some orange goldfish crackers! Coffee stained carpet between the front bucket seats is a MUST also.
 
That was funny! :lmao:

I found a sippy cup full of chunky milk in the back of my mini-van today. :scared:
 


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