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[polysisterchick]

So the other day, my friend and I were making up cheesy pick up lines and such. (ex: you're the only cockroach in my pantry; if i were a leaf, i'd fall for you, etc.)


just wondering if anyone else does that too...
if so, got any to share?

 

[Sparx]

I actually had someone say this to me once!

"you must be from tennessee. you're the only ten I see"



sad part, we were IN TENNESSEE.

 

[polysisterchick]

i'm so using that.

 

[pacificnorthwester]

One time I was at a dance and Numa-Numa was playing. At the end of the song this guy walks up to me and in this idiotic "suave" attitude says, "Hey I speak (Insert whatever language that song is recorded in) and that song was about you." I want to test this guy so I say, "Oh really? What does it say?" And he suddenly goes pale and slowly turns and walks away. . .

Guess that one didn't work for him.

 

[PeterPan#1Fan]

Your name must be Summer, because you're hot. My friend told me that one, but I don't think he made it up.

 

[Babyjustrun]

I actually had someone say this to me once!

"you must be from tennessee. you're the only ten I see"



sad part, we were IN TENNESSEE.

I think I've heard one in Family Guy.. or Friends.
I like the one:
You must be a parking ticket cos you've got FINE written all over you.

 

[goofyandplutoluver]

Oh my gosh, some of these are so funny.. I can't come up with any.. now this will be bugging me..

 

[Sparx]

hmmmmm. how about "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

 

[swimer3]

I lost my library card, can I check you out.


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haha. i sit with a table full of guys at lunch, so i hear these regularly.