MM in Magic Kingdom~Murders page 67

[Stitch4Prez]

Don Karnage: *Walks through stage doors hidden by the walls* Say... This isn't the way to that orange mountain. This map lies! I'm back in the spook's place... Oh, it's you two again... Well, fare the well future victims. *Leaves towards Big Thunder Mountain*

Gaston: Wait, no! Come back and shoot him!

Jack: well I on the other hand find you to be a great village idiot. And you will talk. It's just a question of how much pain you must endure. Boys, do what you must. *Zombies attack Gaston*

Gaston: You have a stupid hat...

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: Wait, no! Come back and shoot him!



Gaston: You have a stupid hat...

Jack: all you do if you invite Mr. Karnage back is the same fate of yours. I have plenty of friends. *zombies keep attacking Gaston* by the way, you wear a skirt, I don't think you should be judging my appearence.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: all you do if you invite Mr. Karnage back is the same fate of yours. I have plenty of friends. *zombies keep attacking Gaston* by the way, you wear a skirt, I don't think you should be judging my appearence.

Gaston: Its a long shirt and tights! The ladies love it! And you wear girly beads!

 

[marypops!]

Don Karnage: You know, I could get you out of this little precidament, for the right price... Merciful humanitarian that I am, I wouldn't dream of holding a prisoner a moment longer than necessary. However, being a pirate, I must make at least a little profit, yes-no?

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: Its a long shirt and tights! The ladies love it! And you wear girly beads!

Jack: Enough with the chit chat, I want answers. *Zombie whacks Gaston in the head* Who ARE THE MURDERERS???

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: Enough with the chit chat, I want answers. *Zombie whacks Gaston in the head* Who ARE THE MURDERERS???

Gaston: No matter who I say you will think I'm lying.

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: No matter who I say you will think I'm lying.

Jack: *tells zombies to stand down* then I want theories. Surely you've been speculating who has been murdering. You've had time here to think. Given the clues, who do you think did it?

 

[marypops!]

Don Karnage: I offered help, and I was ignored. This is why I prefer being villainous. Too bad. *Leaves and never comes back*

OOC: Yeah...

 

[umichigan10]

Don Karnage: I offered help, and I was ignored. This is why I prefer being villainous. Too bad. *Leaves and never comes back*

OOC: Yeah...

Jack: *using handheld radio* yeah Charlie. Yeah, there's a breach in the Stretching Room. Yeah, can you plug that hole and apprehend the fool who broke in. Why can't you plug it?...Part of a ride? Why say it has no doors or windows, isn't that false advertising? *Sigh* Do what you can and apprehend that idiot.*hangs up* you've messed with the wrong man now Karnage *snaps fingers, ghouls fly out of Mansion after Karnage.

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: *tells zombies to stand down* then I want theories. Surely you've been speculating who has been murdering. You've had time here to think. Given the clues, who do you think did it?

Gaston: Can you interrogate him instead? I need something to eat.

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: Can you interrogate him instead? I need something to eat.

Jack: oh I'm going to, it's just a matter of time until we catch him. *tosses Gaston a french fry from McDonald's bag* portion it correctly, it's your meal for the next 3 days...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: oh I'm going to, it's just a matter of time until we catch him. *tosses Gaston a french fry from McDonald's bag* portion it correctly, it's your meal for the next 3 days...

Gaston: Are you joking? I eat 5 dozen eggs every morning!

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: Are you joking? I eat 5 dozen eggs every morning!

Jack: oh fine then. *tosses moldy Bic Mac* just eat, you don't want to know where I found it in this place...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: oh fine then. *tosses moldy Bic Mac* just eat, you don't want to know where I found it in this place...

Gaston: *spits back at Jack and hits him in the face* No one spits like Gaston!

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: *spits back at Jack and hits him in the face* No one spits like Gaston!

Jack: *wipes spit off face* why you...*sends Terrible the ghost dog at Gaston* Terrible, attack. *dog attacks Gaston* oh, and Terrible, get the french fry back!

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: *wipes spit off face* why you...*sends Terrible the ghost dog at Gaston* Terrible, attack. *dog attacks Gaston* oh, and Terrible, get the french fry back!

Gaston: This dog cannot penetrate my muscle!

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: This dog cannot penetrate my muscle!

Jack: fine then, Terrible, back off. *thinks* let me try this...*gets mirror* let's see what you think of this...puts mirror in front of him, reflects small, whimpy nerd with buck teeth.* Boys, hold him down and make him watch...*zombies fix Gaston on mirror image*

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: fine then, Terrible, back off. *thinks* let me try this...*gets mirror* let's see what you think of this...puts mirror in front of him, reflects small, whimpy nerd with buck teeth.* Boys, hold him down and make him watch...*zombies fix Gaston on mirror image*

Gaston: I know thats not me! I am the most handsome man in the world!

 

[umichigan10]

Gaston: I know thats not me! I am the most handsome man in the world!

Jack: oh but it is. You've been in here so long, days and weeks, without seeing the light of day, without anything to eat, going to the bathroom....somewhere....rotfl2and if you are correct, and this isn't you, this is what you will become, locked in here forever until you give me answers...

 

[Stitch4Prez]

Jack: oh but it is. You've been in here so long, days and weeks, without seeing the light of day, without anything to eat, going to the bathroom....somewhere....rotfl2and if you are correct, and this isn't you, this is what you will become, locked in here forever until you give me answers...

Gaston: Fine! I'll tell you who the murderer is! *whispers in Jack's ear*