Mixed Nuts

[disneymama73]

"I don't know what that means, but I LOVE it!"

"I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that."

 

[babynurse1]

A BIG THANK YOU TO ALL WHO HAVE SERVED!


favorite line in the movie:Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

I wonder how Mr. Cruise enjoyed that line.

lunch time drive by (I'm hanging on to my drive by queen title, PJ)

 

[GoofyDad869]

"El Diablo - it means 'fighting chicken' or something like that."

 

[disneymama73]

favorite line in the movie:Help me Jesus! Help me Jewish God! Help me Allah! AAAAAHHH! Help me Tom Cruise! Tom Cruise, use your witchcraft on me to get the fire off me!

I wonder how Mr. Cruise enjoyed that line.

lunch time drive by (I'm hanging on to my drive by queen title, PJ)

YES! Absolutely hilarious! I also wondered what TC thought of that...

 

[GoofyDad869]

"I wet the bed until I was 19. There's no shame in that."

That whole scene I laugh so hard I'm about to throw up. That's my definition of a funny movie.

 

[GoofyDad869]

YES! Absolutely hilarious! I also wondered what TC thought of that...

"Will you be my Katie Couric?"

 

[disneymama73]

Running out for lunch. It's been fun laughing with you, GoDaddy (and Elisabeth). I need to watch this movie again tonight.

And just remember... "If you ain't first, you're last!"

 

[GoofyDad869]

Running out for lunch. It's been fun laughing with you, GoDaddy (and Elisabeth). I need to watch this movie again tonight.

And just remember... "If you ain't first, you're last!"

Later!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

How is it that I manage to get a sunburn sitting inside my parked car? With no sunlight on exposed skin? I come back inside, and I'm bright pink! It's not that I'm overheated...I'm quite comfortable.

 

[GoofyDad869]

How is it that I manage to get a sunburn sitting inside my parked car? With no sunlight on exposed skin? I come back inside, and I'm bright pink! It's not that I'm overheated...I'm quite comfortable.

I get that too.

I shave my head. If my hair is 1/4" long, that's too long. Today my head is peeling. It wasn't this morning, when I left the house. I normally wear a ballcap to work when I peel (I think it's pretty gross, and don't like to subject anybody to the sight of it), but I don't have one here with me today. Nobody's mentioned it, but it's obvious if you're within 10 feet of me. And I've had client meetings and stuff, ewwww.

 

[apirateslifeforme]

I get that too.

I shave my head. If my hair is 1/4" long, that's too long. Today my head is peeling. It wasn't this morning, when I left the house. I normally wear a ballcap to work when I peel (I think it's pretty gross, and don't like to subject anybody to the sight of it), but I don't have one here with me today. Nobody's mentioned it, but it's obvious if you're within 10 feet of me. And I've had client meetings and stuff, ewwww.

Yeee-oooowwww. Scalp burn is not pleasant. Believe me, even with long hair, I've done it. You have my sympathy.

 

[jonestavern]

You had me at perfidy.

It seemed to suit the Rob's new flaming Phoenix persona: dramatic, overwrought--not that there's anything wrong with that!

I didn't watch either of the Iwo Jima movies last night. I watched "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby" instead. Shake and Bake!!!

Yikes!
Did your plushie enjoy the flick, too?

I am going to the world of limited internet time and constant annoyance. I don't recommend it. It leads to rapid insanity.

Ditto. Smile and nod, Michele, smile and nod.


You are reminding me of a certain poster.....

And I'm off again!

Is it my fault the Robster brings out the Drama Queen in my prose

Christmas is not a happy time for me. My grandfather died on Christmas Eve.

And speaking of Grandpa, no Iwo Jima movies for me. He served there.

My Dad never goes to the reunions.
He says enough was more than enough.
He rarely talks about his war experiences. We found out about them when my DSis' fiance decided to join up. Dad took him aside & talked to Barry for 2 hours.
Barry never enlisted.
He did tell us some of the things my Dad told him.To say we were upset is an understatement.

Hi E! Hi Bleu!
Liz, are yr eyes blue???

GoofyDad869
Quote:
"I get up in the morning, I piss excellence."

Here's a helpful hint: Never, ever quote this line to your over educated, very staid colleagues just before getting up to speak at a conference.

the silence was deafening
geez! I sited my source

Commander Clement: [re: a huge pile of gruesomely dead bodies] What happened?
Mrs. Beard, a saucy trollop: The plague! All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
Commander Clement: That man's got a sword in him!
Mrs Beard, dismissingly: He fell on it.

 

[jonestavern]

I get that too.

I shave my head. If my hair is 1/4" long, that's too long. Today my head is peeling. It wasn't this morning, when I left the house. I normally wear a ballcap to work when I peel (I think it's pretty gross, and don't like to subject anybody to the sight of it), but I don't have one here with me today. Nobody's mentioned it, but it's obvious if you're within 10 feet of me. And I've had client meetings and stuff, ewwww.

Oooh, I can work my fave movie into this, too!

Dan: Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
Yellowbeard: Do what?
Dan: Putrify, go rotten!
Yellowbeard: Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

lunch time drive by (I'm hanging on to my drive by queen title, PJ)

Yeah, well, bring it, cuz here I go just a drivin on by again.

That whole scene I laugh so hard I'm about to throw up. That's my definition of a funny movie.

That's my definition of disgusting. I thought it was laugh so hard I cry, not throw up!

 

[GoofyDad869]

Yeah, well, bring it, cuz here I go just a drivin on by again.

That's my definition of disgusting. I thought it was laugh so hard I cry, not throw up!

I'm a guy. I had my tear ducts surgically removed. Can't cry. Sorry. So I had to put it in a frame of reference we ALL could understand.

 

[GoofyDad869]

It seemed to suit the Rob's new flaming Phoenix persona: dramatic, overwrought--not that there's anything wrong with that!


Yikes!
Did your plushie enjoy the flick, too?




Is it my fault the Robster brings out the Drama Queen in my prose



My Dad never goes to the reunions.
He says enough was more than enough.
He rarely talks about his war experiences. We found out about them when my DSis' fiance decided to join up. Dad took him aside & talked to Barry for 2 hours.
Barry never enlisted.
He did tell us some of the things my Dad told him.To say we were upset is an understatement.

Hi E! Hi Bleu!
Liz, are yr eyes blue???

Here's a helpful hint: Never, ever quote this line to your over educated, very staid colleagues just before getting up to speak at a conference.

the silence was deafening
geez! I sited my source

Commander Clement: [re: a huge pile of gruesomely dead bodies] What happened?
Mrs. Beard, a saucy trollop: The plague! All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
Commander Clement: That man's got a sword in him!
Mrs Beard, dismissingly: He fell on it.

KAMommy's maternal grandfather (R.I.P. in 1990) was on Omaha Beach on June 6, 1944 (D-Day). He never talked about his war experiences. He earned a Purple Heart that day - his left arm was withered so I am assuming it was that injury for which he earned the P.H.

 

[disneymama73]

How is it that I manage to get a sunburn sitting inside my parked car? With no sunlight on exposed skin? I come back inside, and I'm bright pink! It's not that I'm overheated...I'm quite comfortable.

This always happens to me. I get sunburned in the car all the time.

 

[disneymama73]

I'm a guy. I had my tear ducts surgically removed. Can't cry. Sorry. So I had to put it in a frame of reference we ALL could understand.

Ouch. That must have hurt.

 

[babynurse1]

PEEJ: Not only am I driving by, I'm doing it with a smilie!!

GoDaddy: scalp burn and tear ducts surgically removed. Yipes. Ouch.

Michele: I enjoyed the laughs too. Maybe we could discuss our favorite books next time. (ya know being that we're both so well read)

Jean: I'm doing fine, how are you? I will remember your helpful hint. Can I use the quote when I start my next series of childbirth classes or do you think they would frown upon that?


Liz:I dont' think I voted. I'm saying green.

Oh, and not to make y'all jealous but the only time I've ever had a sunburn was once in WDW and it was only my nose. But it did hurt mildly, does that help?

ETA: I'm feeling kind of smartypants again today. Where's the goofball? Or the lurking weightlifting lawyer? Guess I'll behave seeing as how I'm the only one here. Oko, see ya later.

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

I'm a guy. I had my tear ducts surgically removed. Can't cry. Sorry. So I had to put it in a frame of reference we ALL could understand.

I think they gave me your tear ducts then.

This always happens to me. I get sunburned in the car all the time.

But how is this possible?

PEEJ: Not only am I driving by, I'm doing it with a smilie!!

Bring it. I'm doing it by speaking only smiley:







(for good measure)

Oh, and not to make y'all jealous but the only time I've ever had a sunburn was once in WDW and it was only my nose. But it did hurt mildly, does that help?

I get a sunburn if I even look at the sun. Guess we're not triplets afterall. And it hurts like a....something I don't say.