Mixed Nuts

[apirateslifeforme]

Did somebody call?

Hi Lisa! Hi Liz!

-- Rob

So which one are you?

 

[jonestavern]

Oh, get this...my mother has now decided that she wants to move to Georgia after all (I have an aunt and uncle there, and she originally didn't want to move there). She's thinking of Rome or Athens. She thinks I'll like Athens because "it's a college town...lots of people your age." Um...isn't college usually 18-22 year-olds? I'm almost 33; how is that "my age?"

Not that I wouldn't get along with them, but...say it's an 18-year-old, I'm almost twice that person's age...

...
I don't have to, but I really have nothing keeping me in CT. Unless a certain someone comes around Otherwise, what do I have? Just my mother...I'm divorced, I don't care for my job...Yeah, I'll go!

Hmm..I'm a lot older than my DH!
PM me for the up side!

Rob! your guffaws can be heard here in NH!

I like your sense of adventure, Liz! (notthewayI'veheardacertainsomeonemeansit)

Just a quick hello! Lots to do today getting ready to leave for the visitation and funeral tomorrow. I just wanted to say thank you for all of your kind thoughts.

I am looking at Bed and Breakfasts and Inns for our trip to New England and WOW they all seem to think everything needs to be covered in pink flowers and ruffles

GrannyDeco!

What's wrong with pink flowers and ruffles? Sometimes I'm covered in pink flowers and ruffles.

Umm..American Beauty???

Nothing...just makes me want to barf thats all.

You should see that place, everything was pink....the walls the carpet and ruffles on everything. It was total overkill. It looked like it must smell of old lady

Or, to borrow a line from Steel Magnolias (speaking of the south)..."Looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol..."

I have an old house in NH we were thinking of opening as a B&B.
Due to a distinct lack of finances, I thought it would be 'quiant' & historically correct to open it as is: NO BATHRMS!
At least not modern toidys!
We do have antique chamber pots
It would be a 'EYOCP' situation: 'Empty your own Chamber Pot'

Nic--once again 'ships in the night'!

Okay, I just spoke with the chief of police and he wants my room mate and I to come in and file a report. From there it would be decided what would happen. I sort of want to just let it go but I sort of want something to happen to them. He said they'll probably be kicked off the team so I feel like that might be enough.

Strength, Peanut!

I have to go for now...I will talk to you all later. Have a good day PJ and Liz. Just watch out for morons.

Did somebody call?

Hi Lisa! Hi Liz!

-- Rob

well, of course Rob & I show up....scary!

 

[RobInBigKC]

So which one are you?

Oh, I am definitely a moron. Why else would I keep coming back here?

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hmm..I'm a lot older than my DH!
PM me for the up side!

Rob! your guffaws can be heard here in NH!

I like your sense of adventure, Liz! (notthewayI'veheardacertainsomeonemeansit)

I think I get your drift...

I still prefer older men, though.

And who's the certain someone and what does he or she mean? I'm lost...

Oh, I am definitely a moron. Why else would I keep coming back here?

-- Rob

Because you love us?

 

[RobInBigKC]

Hmm..I'm a lot older than my DH!
PM me for the up side!

Rob! your guffaws can be heard here in NH!

My DW is a lot older than me also. She's like months past 40 whereas I am still a young pup in my 30s.

Whaaaat?

-- Rob

 

[jonestavern]

Oh, I am definitely a moron. Why else would I keep coming back here?

-- Rob

You are lured to our collective female wit & beauty like a moth to the flame!
It is hopeless to resist!

Okay, Rob gets dibs on moron!

I'll take: chump! (no disclaimer!)

Pistachio

 

[paigevz]

Well I WANTED to go home and take a nap...........but we have a staff meeting..........which means now I have to nap here instead.

It's not nearly as comfy.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Well I WANTED to go home and take a nap...........but we have a staff meeting..........which means now I have to nap here instead.

It's not nearly as comfy.

But, by coming here to nap, Paige, you now get the added bonus that we'll bore you right to sleep much like late night C-SPAN.

-- Rob

 

[paigevz]

But, by coming here to nap, Paige, you now get the added bonus that we'll bore you right to sleep much like late night C-SPAN.

-- Rob

Not HERE on the thread............HERE at the staff meeting. It will bore me far more effectively honey.

 

[jonestavern]

I think I get your drift...

I still prefer older men, though.

And who's the certain someone and what does he or she mean? I'm lost...

I liked older men, too.
but there comes a time when the younger crowd's charms could not be denied..that and they are so much more malleable...

He is but a legend--a misty legend

My DW is a lot older than me also. She's like months past 40 whereas I am still a young pup in my 30s.

Whaaaat?

-- Rob

Okay, Rob's admitted he's a PUP!

 

[jonestavern]

Well I WANTED to go home and take a nap...........but we have a staff meeting..........which means now I have to nap here instead.

It's not nearly as comfy.

You could print out life size eyes & Cosmo glue them to you're sleeping lids!
Do you think yr co-workers will find that..oh..obnoxious or very, very clever?

But, by coming here to nap, Paige, you now get the added bonus that we'll bore you right to sleep much like late night C-SPAN.

-- Rob

 

[apirateslifeforme]

Hmm...there's something wrong with me. I'm nervous that a certain someone may have called while I wasn't home and left a message. I'm nervous that he is going to say no.

Yet, if he didn't call, I'm going to be really disappointed. I have to remember, the first time I ever called him, it took him a week to call back. The second time, it took him a full month.

 

[jonestavern]

You're on a roll, Liz!

Don't just call one guy! Stack the odds, call a few more!!!

Smile & dial! Smile & Dial!

 

[apirateslifeforme]

You're on a roll, Liz!

Don't just call one guy! Stack the odds, call a few more!!!

Smile & dial! Smile & Dial!

I don't have any others. I'm a loser.

 

[jonestavern]

I don't have any others. I'm a loser.

No way you're a loser, Liz, you're far too witty!
Well, 1st you must develop a call list!
Can you Google bachelors in yr town?
Remember, you needn't marry these targets, just date, get one (or 2 or 3) names of their single friends....

 

[jonestavern]

Help me! I'm double posting!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Morons and losers and chumps, oh my...

Oh, I am definitely a moron. Why else would I keep coming back here?

-- Rob

I don't have any others. I'm a loser.

I'll take: chump! (no disclaimer!)

Pistachio

Ok, we've got them all covered (though I don't think Liz is a loser).

-- Rob

 

[babynurse1]

Thanks for the laugh as always Jean (oh and you too Rob, kind of. lol)

I like Jean's advice Liz, smile & dial. Heckfire (Jean you like that word don't you?) just get out the CT phone book and start cold calling. Who knows what will happen? The possibilities are endless.

OH and since I'm feeling a bit snarky today: (thewaythemistylegendmeansit, butnotdirectedatanyofyoucrazynuts)

p.s. What's not to love about an older man?

 

[PrincessJasmine08]

Morons and losers and chumps, oh my...

Did somebody call?

-- Rob

You beat me to insulting you. Does that mean I have you extremely well trained? I was going to categorize you as all of the above. As well as pervert.

 

[blue_river]

Hey PJ

You finished your finals yet?