Birthday Girl is back from din-din. We ended up at Ruby Tuesdays. My dear mother had to say something about "It's your birthday" in front of the waitress. I said no singing, but I did get some free ice cream. I also had myself a peach martini. My mother had ONE sip...guess which one of us ended up staggering out the door and couldn't find the car?
I shouldn't pick on my mother. But it was kind of funny.
On the bright side, I finally got the joke about that doormat that says "Warning: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker"