Minnie Mouse's Breasts

[eeyoremommy]

First of all, I agree with OP. I never thought I'd see a thread with this title.

Second, I had a strange encounter with an Eeyore about 8 years ago. My DH and I had been married the previous summer and were there celebrating the end of my husband's command before we were sent elsewhere and my spring break from teaching. Eeyore had his arm aroung my waist for the picture. No big deal, right? When we tried to leave, I had to pull three different times to get Eeyore to release his grip on me. We joked that I could say that I went to WDW and got hit on by Eeyore. That sounds much better than saying a donkey and much more complimentary than a jack***.

 

[Deb in IA]

Interesting Wiki article.


My personal favorite was this one:

Three Little Pigs
In 1976, a woman filed a lawsuit claiming one of the Three Little Pigs ran up to her at the "it's a small world" attraction, grabbed at and fondled her while exclaiming "Mommy! Mommy!" She claimed to have gained 50 pounds as a result of the incident and sued Disney for $150,000 in damages for assault and battery, false imprisonment and humiliation. The plaintiff dropped charges after Disney's lawyers presented her with a photo of the costume, which had only inoperable stub arms.

What a loon!

 

[Simba22]

I know it's "the other park" but we were at US last December (after our WDW trip.) We were in line to meet Scooby, and this mid-20s male grabbed (not a pretend grab - he downright grabbed him) Scooby in the worst place possible (for a male.) The guys friends snapped a picture, and they took off running.

I felt so bad for Scooby! His handler wasn't paying any attention at all, so Scooby was jumping up and down trying to portray that something had happened without just flying off the rocker in front of all the kids.

Scooby was leaning down to the guy trying to tell him what happened, and the handler FINALLY realized something was wrong. (He wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.) I'd kept an eye on which way the offender went, marched over to the handler, and pointed him in the right direction. The guy (slowly) went off to try to find the people. I'm not sure if he caught them to have them removed from the park (AND, file charges as there was physical evidence - the picture, assuming the camera could be taken away before it was deleted - and witnesses to say what happened.)

Scooby just left and went backstage; the children were upset, so of course then the parents had to tell them that Scooby was sick (although, some kids saw what happened and were questioning it.) It was an AWFUL situation.

Later in the day, we got back in the line to get our picture with Scooby since we weren't able to do so that morning. I posed for the picture, and then suddenly heard "Thanks for trying to help earlier" whispered in my ear. It was the same Scooby. As we walked off, he gave me a big hug and thanked me again.

I still think about that poor guy and feel awful for him.

It would be YOU with this story, wouldn't it!

 

[Pineapple Whip]

Yep same here, and then I opened the thread and the OP is Jessica Rabbit and I'm thinking
hubba hubba and that reminded me of how I used to like when Bugs Bunny would dress up like a tart and ....but I digress


No Fondling the Cast!

 

[HeatherBelle614]

It would be YOU with this story, wouldn't it!

Hiii! Are you stalking??

 

[natnelliesmom]

PS - I feel a little perverted because I was drawn to this thread by the title. LOL

Me too.

 

[doconeill]

Suddenly I'm wondering what trouble there would be if there was a Jessica Rabbit m&g...

There have been a few Tigger incidents recently - the one referred to earlier I believe was actually an acquittal after it was shown in court that the restrictive nature of the costumes, especially visually, would make it near impossible to do anything intentionally.

 

[thestevied]

You don't know if the human inside is male or female, so how did he know he wasn't grabbing moobs? (manbreasts)

Genius! My moobs are probably bigger than Minnies breasts! Would knock anyone out that tried to grope them at the park!!