MILF jokes

[MrsHull]

best.thread.title.ever

 

[ChadInOKC]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

Exactly what I thought when I opened this. The only time I have done "MILF" I was picked as Sully. Yay!

 

[dfb]

I was on my annual Disney trip. As the Monster's Inc. attraction lights dimmed I noticed I was I in an auditorium full of all moms and then...

I've seen these kind of stories in other forums but not on these discussion forums!!

 

[Marlyn]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

....this was not what I was expecting when I saw MILF. I need to put my mind back in a Disney place.

The show doesn't have a high repeat value, though.

I guess I have a dirty mind. Not what I was expecting.

Thank god I'm not the only one....

 

[AngiTN]

I'm joining in to the group who's mind didn't go to something at Disney when seeing this title.

 

[ChloesDaddy]

The thread title may make one shudder
To think we'd make fun of dear "mudder"
Think again and you'll see
We all can agree
That our minds just went straight to the gutter

 

[rteetz]

I knew this thread could go multiple ways since I've seen that attraction referred to with this acronym before.

 

[PlutoTheDog89]

I'm not gonna lie, I had a very good laugh when I read the title and then clicked and read the actual post. MILF... Hahahha

 

[ChloesDaddy]

ETA -- I see the post just before this one got deleted. There is a line that can't be crossed.

 

[RDM83]

My first thought was "ohhhhh this is going to get locked real quick!" Hahaha
Last thing on my mind was a Disney movie. Lol

 

[AK_Christina]

I thought you were going to submit a milf joke to the MILF team.

 

[YawningDodo]

To the original topic -- I do think they could stand to record some new material, and/or replace some of the prerecorded parts with new improv bits. There's enough live material that I've enjoyed it each time we've gone, but it's definitely a once per trip attraction and even after five years between visits I still remembered most of the prerecorded stuff.

 

[Boski]

ETA -- I see the post just before this one got deleted. There is a line that can't be crossed.

I thought it was funny. You can't have a thread like this and not have a joke like that in here.

 

[KEVD]

best.thread.title.ever

We should keep bumping this to keep it on the first page of the forum.

 

[jbish]

Ok, I'm with everyone else - too funny. OP - I hope you have a good sense of humor about this.

Now, on topic, I was in MK 3/9 and again on 3/12 - amazingly I got two different openings. One was the story recap and the other was something different (blanking on it right now). It's tough to do it multiple times in one visit but I hadn't been in a couple of years, so it was still funny and fresh for me since I hadn't seen it with the Monsters U overlay. Also, the second time, a friend of mine in my party was "that guy" - and I just had an inkling that he would be picked. He just has that look about him. So that, alone, makes the repeat factor a little more tolerable.

 

[Ryansdad0727]

I thought this was going to be a thread about the new Incredibles movie. I just love Helen Parr (Elastigirl). I've enjoyed MILF a few times and i was "that guy" once and had my joke chosen once. I left both times feeling like i had really contributed.....

 

[River Country]

You said MILF

 

[Goofey Drool]

Maybe more people should say they thought this thread was about something else...ok we got it.

 

[Praying Colonel]

This is so not where I thought this thread was going.

I was wondering how many responses we'd get to before someone posted what I was thinking. Response #1 is faster than I expected.

Yay us?

 

[Mousemommy1]

NEVER thought that's what this thread was about!

I need to get my head out of the gutter!