SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
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One of Microsoft's finest technicans was drafted and sent to
boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction,
a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had
completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and
squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his
finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target
area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at
your end!"
boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction,
a rifle, and bullets. He fired several shots at the target.
The report came from the target area that all attempts had
completely missed the target.
The technician looked at his rifle, and then at the target.
He looked at the rifle again, and then at the target again.
He put his finger over the end of the rifle barrel and
squeezed the trigger with his other hand. The end of his
finger was blown off, whereupon he yelled toward the target
area, "It's leaving here just fine, the trouble must be at
your end!"