Michael Jackson Admits Plastic Surgery; France Unconvinced

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MICHAEL JACKSON ADMITS PLASTIC SURGERY; FRANCE UNCONVINCED

Chirac Demands More Time for U.N. Face Inspectors

At the United Nations today, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell offered what he called “conclusive proof” that the singer Michael Jackson has had plastic surgery, but failed to convince France.

In his presentation, Mr. Powell first showed two photos of Mr. Jackson, taken in 1979 and 2003, to illustrate the dramatic transformation of the singer’s face from human to Halloween mask.

As Security Council members watched intently, Mr. Powell then played a tape of a recent court appearance by Mr. Jackson, during which the tip of his nose appeared to fall from his face and onto the floor.

Finally, Mr. Powell played a tape of the ABC program “20/20” in which Mr. Jackson admitted he had plastic surgery, after which a visibly frustrated Mr. Powell turned to the ambassador from France and said, “How much more freaking proof do you clowns need?”

While the French ambassador did not respond, impassively sipping on a glass of red wine while reading a book by Camus, later in the day French President Jacques Chirac had harsh words for Mr. Powell, saying that the Secretary of State “had proved nothing.”

President Chirac added that the United Nations should grant its official face inspection team more time to look at Mr. Jackson’s head to determine whether the singer had plastic surgery or not.

In related news, President Chirac said the U.S. had failed to show convincing proof that Jennifer Lopez has a big ***.

**** BOROWITZ REPORT ****

 

[Olaf]

Oh come on, it's as plain as the nose on his face. SMACK! I couldn't resist it!

 

[Mermaid02]

THAT was funny!

 

[Robinrs]

LOL!

 

[sgtdisney]

Originally posted by Olaf
Oh come on, it's as plain as the nose on his face. SMACK! I couldn't resist it!

What nose?

 

[Sugarbaby]

What a hoot!! Made me laugh,especially the "quote" from Colin Powell!

 

[becka]

LOL!

 

[dzneelvr]

What about that Michael Jackson special last night ???

I am the same age as Michael and grew up with him and his music, so to speak. Even had a crush on him when he was a teenager--he was (and all of his brothers still are) quite attractive.

After watching last night's expose, I am so sad and a bit anxious about how those three kids are being raised.
Did you see how he fed "blanket" his bottle?? Not right......

And the fact that he still has kids "in his bed"....yuck.
Somewhere along the line, Michael snapped. I'm not saying he didn't have abuse; pressure; alienation; etc. but now we have to think about saving the next generation of Jacksons (names Prince 1, 2, and Paris) from playing a part in this bizarre "play" he calls life.

Michael needs help. But he should get it and THEN get his kids back.
As for his face, by the time we're 65, he may not have much left to look at.....

 

[Sonya]

Good one!