Originally posted by Rajah
I'll be interested to see if any men who *don't* wash respond to this thread....
(I can't even think about leaving the bathroom without washing my hands)
You got it. I haven't washed my hands in months. Then again, I haven't had time for the bathroom lately. It's hell on the bladder.
In all seriousness, and with slight disgruntlement towards the suggestion that "all men don't wash their hands," I am fairly sure I'm a man (note the pregnant wife). I can speak with some confidence that while it IS possible to go without touching yourself, it's a tricky maneuver that belongs on Ripley's Believe it or Not, rather than in the men's room. And for your information, most men DO wash their hands.
However, we do tend to scratch ourselves a lot. Just being honest.
And hey, as long as we're talking waterworks, do women ever flush the toilet first, then see if they can finish before the flush is complete? Just curious.
Man, am I losing it.....
Pat
PS: A joke. A Harvard and a Yale fan are in the mens room at a football game. After they finish their business, the Harvard guy heads to the door, the Yale guy to the sink. The Yale man, with indignity, says "At YALE, they teach us to wash our hands after urinating." The Harvard guy says "good show! At Harvard, they teach us not to pee on our hands."
It takes all kinds....