Medication Warnings..

Some of those labels are silly. You're taking it to put you to sleep - it ought to make you sleepy. Duh.

But a lot of folks don't realize how that stuff kicks in. You're awake and then BOOM! you're asleep. One friend of mine took one of them (Ambien, I think) and her husband had to pull a cigarette out of her hand as she fell off to sleep. :scared:


They work differently for everyone. I can stay awake for a couple of hours on prescription sleeping pills. They just gradually make me drowsy, then I go to sleep. I have never fallen asleep suddenly, but I'm sure some people do (I may be in the minority---not sure). I do get sleep eating with them, but I am not 100% asleep and I do remember it the next day. They give me an extreme case of the munchies---I do not like that part about them. I've never had the urge to get in a car and drive, or anything crazy like that---thank goodness.
 
Instructions for the Nuvaring birth control:

"Insert one ring per each starts with a V ends with in A."-how many do you have?:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:
 
My dh was in the hospital last year and they gave him 1 Ambien pill to help him sleep. He spent 1/2 the night playing peek-a-boo with one eye then the other while I was trying to rest on the recliner. He didn't make it to the restroom, around, on the back of, but not in and when I called the nurses to clean it and him, he was sound asleep buck naked no sheets (very private guy usually)- mop buckets, 3 people in the room, light on- sound asleep. When the last nurse went out of the room he held up his hand and said "thanks!". The next morning I told him what he did and he didn't remember a thing, but he said he slept very well. I was telling my grandparents about it b/c I thought it was hilarious, and my grandpa said they gave it to him when he was in the hospital and he chased a nurse nekkid down the hallway and they had to put him back in bed. He didn't remember anything about it when he woke up.

I'd have someone check on you the first few nights you are taking it to make sure it doesn't give you kooky side effects.
 
Do you ever read a Medication warning and think.. Hmmm.. Who WRITES these things?? :confused3

I was perscribed Ambien today.. For those of you who may not know what it is, it is for insomnia/sleep disorders to help you fall asleep and/or stay asleep

Ok, so reading the Warnings.. MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS... umm.. Ya' Think?? Take ONLY at Bedtime.. umm.. yeaaa.. I would Hope so.. and my favorite.. USE CARE WHEN OPERATING A CAR OR DANGEROUS MACHINES.. Ok, I don't know about YOU.. but, I.. do NOT normally Drive while I'm trying to fall asleep..

:upsidedow

LOL that is funny. Another side effect is you will become loopy and not remember anything you do if you do not give into sleep. :goodvibes
 

I also take ambien and it works great! I had awful insomnia...I only take it when I get into bed and have never had any really crazy moments,it just makes me a little sleep over time and I fall asleep.I have had the munchies a little when I didnt fall asleep fast enough....its BAD to be a piece of chocolate in my house when I take it!:rolleyes1
 
This is a little OT, it's a product warning, not medication. I bought a hair dryer that said "do not use while sleeping". No more drying my hair before I get up I guess!
 
DW Lauri had a medicine she was taking and when she went to get a refill, on the sheet they attach to the bad had a new bold warning written on the top line. "WARNING - MAY CAUSE DEATH" :eek:

Something must have happened to someone suddenly!
 
Warning: Do Not Eat iPod Shuffle.

I swear to God that's a real one!



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Instructions for the Nuvaring birth control:

"Insert one ring per each starts with a V ends with in A."-how many do you have?:rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2: :rotfl2:

My friend's mom actually has 2 uteruses (uteri?) And her mom got pregnant in both uteri at the same time, which is how my friend has a twin sister. Although I think she only has one of those parts.
 
Exactly--which is scary, considering some of the warnings on products today. My hair straightener has a warning that it is not to be used on eyelashes! :scared1:

Wow that is funny.:rotfl2: :rotfl2: If you eyelashes are that long to fit in a straightener then what a luck person you must be.:lmao:


Or the other thing have you ever listened to the adds for meds. At the end when they start with all the side effects.
 
This is Ambien, so what you NORMALLY do doesn't count. PLEASE, for your safety, read the following story: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/03/14/AR2007031401027.html

I haven't read that story, but I've heard enough to steer me away from ambien no matter what.

Even during the recent search for the woman missing from the cruiseship, there were people posting their scary Ambien stories explaining that they would never take it on a ship, for fear of where they might end up. Scary stuff.


I rarely laugh at the warnings on medications, as being there does generally mean that someone has done it, been harmed for it, and reported it.

We don't even hear the marketing parts of drug commercials anymore, we only hear the warnings, and it makes us even firmer in our stance to stay the heck away from medications if we possibly can!


Also, the off-label use of medicines makes those weird warnings necessary. for instance, the VERY dangerous drug that OBs use to "soften" cervices can cause catastrophic rupture of the uterus. Why is that use allowed? It's NOT. IT's an off label use of a drug that is intended for stomach ulcer sufferers. Someone discovered that it caused cervix softening, so OBs started using it for that, despite the fact it hasn't been studied, hasn't been approved, and can cause catastrophic problems for mother and baby.


I think all warnings are important, as someone out there has likely tried to blow their hair while drowsy and fell asleep and caused a house fire, and some pregnant woman who is losing her hair has probably tried to take rogaine and had bad things happen, etc.



Even the much made fun of "this cup made for coffee contains contents that are hot" warning has merit. The McDonald's case that started it involved a cup of coffee that was jsut barely below boiling, it was something McD's had been doing, keeing their coffee WAY too hot, for ages. The cup spilled on the elderly lady's lap, and she required skin grafts in her thigh and groin area, it was THAT hot. The case and settlement had merit...do YOU expect a coffee to be hot enough to require skin grafts???? I sure don't! So the companies think they can cover themselves by letting us know to be extra careful b/c the coffee might be hot, when in reality they just need to keep that coffee below the temperature that would require skin grafts if spilled.

Heck, my son's chest was splashed with actually boiling water, while helping hubby stir the pasta (I was not in the room, I did not sanction this nor would I have approved even if DS hadn't been burned), and he only had second degree burns...didn't require a skin graft. I can't even imagine how HOT that coffee must have been....
 
While I will agree that most all warnings on medications and products have *some* merit, the fact of the matter is that the lack of common sense in society today is scarier than the products themselves. The notion that these companies even have to put these warnings on products because people have actually DONE those things is astounding to me. :sad2:

Whether a person was harmed or not, they were probably using the item incorrectly in the first place--and they most likely knew that. (Who uses an EXTREMELY hot flat iron on their eye lashes? I would not want anything that hot near my eyes!)

The fact that our courts allow them to make money off of that is inconceivable.
 
Exactly--which is scary, considering some of the warnings on products today. My hair straightener has a warning that it is not to be used on eyelashes! :scared1:

Ok--I haven't read the whole thing but I gotta ask--who wants straight eyelashes?? Don't we all wnat long curled ones?:lmao:
 
Ok--I haven't read the whole thing but I gotta ask--who wants straight eyelashes?? Don't we all wnat long curled ones?:lmao:

Maybe originally, it was a curling iron manufacturor that got sued, so then they just decided to extrapolate to straight irons as well?

what I always found amusing was on a bag of peanuts, it'll have the allergy warning that this product contains peanuts. No...really?? I would never have thought a bag of peanuts would ever contain... peanuts!!!! :rotfl:
 
There are some hilarious warning labels on items nowadays, I was just perscribed some medicine for my nausea and vomiting and right under the side effects: May cause nausea and vomiting! That will help alot :rotfl2:
 
My favorite warning medication warning is on Advair (an inhaled powder to control asthma): Warning: May increase risk of asthmatic death.

I find that highly ironic.
 
My favorite warning medication warning is on Advair (an inhaled powder to control asthma): Warning: May increase risk of asthmatic death.

I find that highly ironic.

Actually, I think the reasoning behind that is that Advair is not meant to replace the rapid acting inhaler, and some people say that people will either ignore the symptoms of an attack thinking they're covered since they're on Advair, or it may actually mask the beginnings of an attack and the person won't notice it until it's much more severe, leading to a greater risk of death. That's why there is now talk about taking it either off the market, or making it for adults only.
 
I don't know if this has been mentioned yet, but how about:

"Warning: Coffee may be Hot" on the McDonald's coffee cups because that idiot woman sued them after burning herself on a cup of coffee? Isn't coffee supposed to be hot? If ordering a hot beverage, wouldn't you expect it to be hot? Are you three? jeezluweez.:confused3
 
I never got why it says "do not use if you have kidney disease" on the back of deoderant. :confused3
 
My favorite is my anti-nausea/vomiting medicne that warns it may cause vomiting. :confused3
Excedrin migraine has a warning that a reaction will include a headache and vomiting...like if I don;t take it in time. :confused: :confused:

My favorite is an ad for a medication for balding men (I think it was either that or ... er ... ED), and one of the precautions they state is "if you might be pregnant, you should not take this pill".

Ya think???????? :lmao:
I like the ad that sayd "Women should not take Avodart..." YA THINK?
Very true! I have a good friend who is a psychiatrist in another state (so I have no idea who his patients are). He's told me a few interesting stories.

One lady would know she had eaten because the kitchen would be a mess. Another would wake to find whole meals cooked and put away in the refrigerator - with all pots cleaned and put away. But the funniest is the one who found herself downtown (in a medium sized city) clad only in a teddy. And she was a fluffy lady in her 60s (which describes me - but it was NOT me).

His advice on Ambien was to not take it until you were already in bed.

I was put on Ambien this spring to counteract my prednisone, I refused to take it when home alone.
 

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