MeanLaureen's Totally Useless Survey to Totally Waste Your Time!!

[MeanLaureen]

I know you guys have all seen them at one time or another in your internet life - you have to answer a ton of questions about yourself and send them on to a bunch of your "lucky" friends who have to do the same.

Well here is the Mean Laureen version 1.0 Useless Survey - otherwise known as a way to kill about 15 minutes of your day

Copy and paste the following survey and give your answers!

There is two categories - the infamous This or That - there is no other - you have to pick this or that. It is the questions that haunt us day and night

Then there are the Best and Worst. Tell us what you think is the best or each area mentioned.. and then give us the worst.

Best part - in each section everyone should add a question of their own - be creative but be PG rated!

Here we go!

First Name:
Age:
State: Confusion or Denial?

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky
Cats or Dogs
Pink or Blue
Paper or Plastic
Time or Newsweek
Ketchup or Mustard
Butter or Margarine
Skim or Whole
SUV or Minivan
Curly or Straight
Inny or Outty
Cash or Charge
Paperback or Hardcover
Paint or Wallpaper
White meat or Dark
Chocolate or Vanilla
Coke or Pepsi
Cone or Cup
Hot or Cold
2 5X7's or 1 8X10
Plain or Peanut
Original or Extra Crispy
Long or Short
Add Your Question Here

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best
Worst

Song-
Best
Worst

TV Show-
Best
Worst

Food -
Best
Worst

Smell -
Best
Worst

Fast Food Joint -
Best
Worst

Color -
Best
Worst

Actor -
Best
Worst

Actress -
Best
Worst

Band -
Best
Worst

Amusement Park -
Best
Worst

Car/Vehicle -
Best
Worst

Fashion Trend -
Best
Worst

Reality Show -
Best
Worst

Add your question here
Best
Worst

 

[BoulderCreek]

First Name: Cambria
Age: Nahh
State: Confusion
Chunky
Cats AND Dogs
Blue
Plastic
Time
Mustard
Margarine
Whole
SUV
Straight
Inny
Cash
Paperback
Paint
White meat
Chocolate
Pepsi
Cup
Hot
8X10
Peanut
Extra Crispy
Short
Hello or Howdy?
BEST AND WORST
MOVIE
BestFinding Nemo
Worst- Million Dollar Hotel
Song-
Best-all
Worst-

TV Show-
Best -George Lopez
Worst-Anything with Paris Hilton

Food -
Best-CHOCOLATE
Worst-lentils

Smell -
Best -Roses
Worst-Wet Dog.

Fast Food Joint -
Best-Arbys
Worst-Jack in the Box

Color -
Best-Blue
Worst -Pink

Actor -
Best-Mel Gibson
Worst-

Actress -
Best-Nicole Kidman
Worst-Paris Hilton

Band -
Best-Queen
Worst-NSync

Amusement Park -
Best-Do you even have to ask? WDW
Worst-Lagoon in UT

Car/Vehicle -
Best-Suzuki
Worst-Ford

Fashion Trend -
Best-1870's
Worst-1970's

Reality Show -
Best-none
Worst-Anything on Fox

Latte Flavor-
Best
Worst

 

[Boo'sMom]

First Name: Stephanie
Age: old enough to know better, young enough to not care
State: Denial

THIS OR THAT

Smooth
Dogs
Pink
Plastic
Time
Mustard
Butter
Skim
SUV
Curly
Inny
Cash
Paperback
Paint
White meat
Chocolate
Pepsi
Cone
Hot
2 5X7's
Plain
Extra Crispy
Long


Odd or Even

 

[chell]

First Name: Michelle
Age: 30
State: Confusion

THIS OR THAT

Chunky
Dogs
Blue
Plastic
Time
Ketchup
Butter
Whole
Minivan
Curly
Inny
Cash
Paperback
Paint
White meat
Vanilla
Coke
Cup
Cold
2 5X7's
Plain
Extra Crispy
Long
Hello
Odd
Today or tomorrow?

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best Pretty Woman
Worst Rocky

Song-
Best Bright Lights
Worst Big Time

TV Show-
Best Laverne & Shirley
Worst Sinfield

Food -
Best Steak
Worst Fish

Smell -
Best Vanilla
Worst Junior’s feet

Fast Food Joint -
Best Wendy’s
Worst Burger King

Color -
Best Purple
Worst Orange

Actor -
Best Tom Hanks
Worst

Actress -
Best Julia Roberts
Worst

Band -
Best matchbox twenty
Worst Motley Crue

Amusement Park -
Best WDW
Worst Carowinds

Car/Vehicle -
Best Chevy
Worst Ford Focus

Fashion Trend -
Best
Worst Big hair

Reality Show -
Best Survivor
Worst The love hotel thingy

TV Channel -
Best
Worst

 

[Lisa L from MI]

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky: CHUNKY
Cats or Dogs: BOTH
Pink or Blue: BLUE
Paper or Plastic: BOTH
Time or Newsweek: NEITHER
Ketchup or Mustard: KETCHUP ALL THE WAY..HATE MUSTARD
Butter or Margarine: DOESN'T MATTER
Skim or Whole: I HATE MILK
SUV or Minivan: SUV
Curly or Straight: HAVE STRAIGHT....WISH I HAD CURLY
Inny or Outty: INNY...WISH OUTTY
Cash or Charge: DEPENDS
Paperback or Hardcover: HARDCOVER
Paint or Wallpaper: BOTH
White meat or Dark: WHITE ALL THE WAY
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Coke or Pepsi: WHICH EVER IS ON SALE.....BUT DIET!!!
Cone or Cup: DONT EAT ICECREAM SINCE ATKINS
Hot or Cold: DEPENDS ON THE FOOD
2 5X7's or 1 8X10: 2-5x7'S I GUESS
Plain or Peanut: PEANUT
Original or Extra Crispy: EXTRA CRISPY!!!!
Long or Short: DEPENDS WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!!!!
Add Your Question Here: ??????? CAN'T THINK OF ONE!!!

BEST AND WORST

Movie
Best- URBAN COWBOY
Worst-RAISING ARIZONA

Song
Best----ANYTHING TIM MCGRAW!!!!!
Worst----ANYTHING HARD ROCK

TV Show-
Best----THIRD WATCH (THANKS....HAVE TO SET MY VCR!!!)
Worst---SURVIVOR (NEVER GOT INTO IT)

Food -
Best------MOMS HOMEMADE SAURKRAUT PERIOGIES
Worst---SEAFOOD

Smell -
Best-------YANKEE BUTTERCREAM CANDLES
Worst-----MY DOG'S GAS!!!!(130 LB BULLMASTIFF!!!)

Fast Food Joint -
Best-----BK
Worst-----WHITE CASTLE

Color -
Best------GREEN
Worst----NONE REALLY

Actor -
Best----HARRISON FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Worst-------JIM CARREY......I JUST HATE THAT GUY!!!!!!!!!!1

Actress -
Best-------JULIA ROBERTS/AND I CANT REMEMBER WHO ELSE....SHE PLAYED IN SPEED....
Worst: JANE FONDA....BECAUSE OF ON GOLDEN POND

Band -
Best---ROCKWISE---MATCHBOX 20
Worst----ANYTHING HARD ROCK

Amusement Park -
Best: CEDAR POINT
Worst ????
S

Car/Vehicle -
Best---??
WorsT----???

Fashion Trend -
Best--??
Worst--??

Reality Show -
Best: BACHELOR/BACHELORETTE/FEAR FACTOR
Worst: SURVIVOR

Add your question here
Best: ??
Worst:??

SORRY!!!
LISA

 

[cgcw]

First Name: Cindy
Age: hmmm, 42
State: Confusion?

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky -- Smooth
Cats or Dogs -- Dogs
Pink or Blue -- Blue
Paper or Plastic -- Paper
Time or Newsweek -- neither
Ketchup or Mustard -- Mustard
Butter or Margarine -- Butter
Skim or Whole -- neither
SUV or Minivan -- neither -- I drive a 12 passenger van
Curly or Straight -- Straight -- I would love to have natural curly
Inny or Outty -- inny -- requested them for my kids too
Cash or Charge -- debit
Paperback or Hardcover -- paperback
Paint or Wallpaper -- both
White meat or Dark -- white
Chocolate or Vanilla -- neither
Coke or Pepsi -- coke
Cone or Cup -- neither
Hot or Cold -- depends on what it is!!
2 5X7's or 1 8X10 -- 2 5X7's
Plain or Peanut -- neither
Original or Extra Crispy -- extra crispy
Long or Short -- long
thick or thin

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best -- All time favorite -- "It's a wonderful life" I cry everytime
Worst -- 3 funerals & a wedding (or whatever the title was)

Song-
Best -- none really -- like the "love story" ones
Worst -- none

TV Show-
Best -- Currently, ER, NYPD Blues
Worst -- not much time for TV -- none

Food -
Best -- Pasta
Worst -- too many to list -- never had any "organ" type food

Smell -
Best -- a just bathed baby
Worst -- over powering perfume/cologne

Fast Food Joint -
Best -- none
Worst -- White Castle

Color -
Best - Blue
Worst -- pea green

Actor -
Best - none
Worst -- Jim Carrey -- I can't stand him!

Actress -
Best - none
Worst - none

Band -
Best - none
Worst - none

Amusement Park -
Best - WDW
Worst - Local Carnivals

Car/Vehicle -
Best - a sports car for 2
Worst - none

Fashion Trend -
Best - jeans for me
Worst - the ones with too much body exposed

Reality Show - don't watch
Best
Worst

 

[Robinrs]

This is fun Lauri!

First Name: Robin
Age: 47
State: Confusion or Denial? Grace!

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky - Chunky
Cats or Dogs - Both
Pink or Blue - Blue
Paper or Plastic - Paper
Time or Newsweek - Time
Ketchup or Mustard - MUSTARD!!
Butter or Margarine - BUTTER!
Skim or Whole - Yikes, Lactose intolerant!
SUV or Minivan - Neither, gas guzzlers
Curly or Straight - both
Inny or Outty - Inny, only outy when pregnant!
Cash or Charge - Cash
Paperback or Hardcover - Paper
Paint or Wallpaper - PAINT!
White meat or Dark - chicken or men?
Chocolate or Vanilla - Chocolate!
Coke or Pepsi - Pepsi! This is rough living in Coke Country!
Cone or Cup - Cone!
Hot or Cold - Cold
2 5X7's or 1 8X10 - 1 8 x10
Plain or Peanut - Peanut
Original or Extra Crispy - E C
Long or Short - ???? Same question
Add Your Question Here - How are you feeling, Lauri??

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best - Godfather
Worst - Soul Food

Song-
Best - Another One Bites the Dust
Worst - Anything recently by R. Kelly

TV Show-
Best - CSI
Worst - Home Improvement

Food
Best- Pizza
Worst - Raisins

Smell -
Best - Oscar perfume
Worst - Body fumes?

Fast Food Joint -
Best - Chick Fil A
Worst - McDonalds

Color -
Best - Black
Worst - Pink

Actor -
Best - Robert DeNiro
Worst - Adam Sandler -- UGH!!

Actress -
Best - Meryl Streep
Worst - Winona Ryder

Band -
Best - Earth Wind Fire
Worst - Any band that's vulgar and sexist

Amusement Park -
Best - Universal Studios
Worst - Six Flags over Georgia

Car/Vehicle -
Best - Toyota
Worst - Kia

Fashion Trend -
Best - Black
Worst- Plaid/ pastels

Reality Show -
Best - Survivor
Worst - Real World

Add your question here - Best looking Carpenter
Best - Carter Oosterhouse
Worst - Handy Andy -- UGH!!




__________________

 

[ASFCurly]

Smooth
Cats
Blue
Plastic
Time
Ketchup
Butter
Skim
Minivan
Curly
Inny
Cash
Paperback
Paint
White meat
Chocolate
Coke
Cone
Cold
1 8X10
Plain
Original
Short
hello
even
Add Your Question Here

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best- Newsies
Worst- Gladiator

Song-
Best- Total Eclipse of the Heart
Worst- ?

TV Show-
Best- 7th Heaven
Worst- South Park

Food -
Best- chocolate
Worst- fish

Smell -
Best- nature
Worst-chemicals

Fast Food Joint -
Best- Subway
Worst- Burger King

Color -
Best- Blue
Worst- olive

Actor -
Best??
Worst- Russell Crow

Actress -
Best??
Worst??

Band -
Best??
Worst??

Amusement Park -
Best- WDW
Worst??

Car/Vehicle -
Best- Honda
Worst- Ford

Fashion Trend -
Best??
Worst??

Reality Show -
Best- Amazing Race
Worst- Survivor

 

[Talking Hands]

First Name:Lisabeth
Age:55
State: Confusion or Denial? Confusion

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky Chunky
Cats or Dogs Cats but have dog as well
Pink or Blue Blue
Paper or Plastic paper
Time or Newsweek Time
Ketchup or Mustard Mustard
Butter or Margarine Margarine
Skim or Whole neither
SUV or Minivan SUV but have minivan
Curly or Straight Curly
Inny or Outty inny
Cash or Charge cash
Paperback or Hardcover paperback
Paint or Wallpaper paint
White meat or Dark doesn't matter
Chocolate or Vanilla vanilla
Coke or Pepsi neither
Cone or Cup cup
Hot or Cold cold
2 5X7's or 1 8X10 2 5x7
Plain or Peanut peanut
Original or Extra Crispy extra crispy
Long or Short short
east or west


BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best Lion King
Worst Soilent Green

Song-
Best Over the Rainbow
Worst

TV Show-
Best CSI Miami
Worst Simpsons

Food -
Best Sushi
Worst Tongue

Smell -
Best Pine
Worst Vomit

Fast Food Joint -
Best Wendy
Worst ?

Color -
Best Hunter Green
Worst CHartreuse

Actor -
Best
Worst

Actress -
Best
Worst

Band -
Best
Worst

Amusement Park -
Best
Worst

Car/Vehicle -
Best
Worst New Bug

Fashion Trend -
Best
Worst

Reality Show -
Best
Worst

Household chore
Best - weeding the garden
Worst - garbage


__________________

 

[CBRorBust]

First Name: Tina
Age: 20
State: Confusion

THIS OR THAT

Smooth
Dogs
Blue
Paper
Newsweek
Ketchup
Butter
Whole
SUV
Straight
Inny
Cash
Hardcover
Paint
White meat
Chocolate
Coke
Cup
Hot
2 5X7's
Peanut
Extra Crispy
Long
Add Your Question Here

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best: The Shag
Worst: Godfather III

Song-
Best: Just a Phase by Incubus
Worst: The Ketchup Song

TV Show-
Best: Sex and the City
Worst: Jerry Springer

Food -
Best: Tex-Mex
Worst: Chinese

Smell -
Best: Buttercream by Yankee Candle
Worst: smoke

Fast Food Joint -
Best: Chick-fil-a
Worst: Burger King

Color -
Best: Blue
Worst: Orange

Actor -
Best: Tom Cruise
Worst: Tom Green? lol

Actress -
Best: Julia Roberts
Worst: Kristen Dunst...don't know what but she annoys me.

Band -
Best: Incubus
Worst: I have no idea...can't think

Amusement Park -
Best: Any Disney Theme park
Worst: Fiesta Texas

Car/Vehicle -
Best: VW Beetles!
Worst: Anything Ford.

Fashion Trend -
Best: track pants
Worst: trucker hats

Reality Show -
Best: The Real World
Worst: Surreal Life?

Sexiest Rock Star
Best: Lenny Kravitz
Worst: Marilyn Manson

 

[nativetxn]

I love you dearly, Lauri, but I'm not taking this quiz

 

[chell]

Originally posted by nativetxn
I love you dearly, Lauri, but I'm not taking this quiz

Come on! It's so much fun!

 

[winniedapooh]

B]First Name: Michelle
Age: 40 something, lol! Nah, I just turned 40
State: Confusion or Denial? Denial

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky-Chunky
Cats or Dogs-Cats
Pink or Blue-Pink
Paper or Plastic-Paper
Time or Newsweek-Newsweek
Ketchup or Mustard-Ketchup
Butter or Margarine-Margarine
Skim or Whole-Whole
SUV or Minivan-Minivan
Curly or Straight-Curly
Inny or Outty-Inny
Cash or Charge-Cash
Paperback or Hardcover-Paperback
Paint or Wallpaper-Wallpaper
White meat or Dark-White
Chocolate or Vanilla-Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi-Pepsi
Cone or Cup-Cup
Hot or Cold-Hot
2 5X7's or 1 8X10-1 8x10
Plain or Peanut-Peanut
Original or Extra Crispy-Original
Long or Short-Long
Splash or BTM-Splash


BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best-Old Doris Day Comedy Movies
Worst-Don't blast me OK-Star Wars

Song-
Best-Remember When by Alan Jackson
Worst-Again don't blast me-Rap

TV Show-
Best-Most anything on TV Land
Worst-Sanford and Son

Food -
Best-Steak and mashed potatoes
Worst-Liver

Smell -
Best-Clean Babies
Worst-Wet dog

Fast Food Joint -
Best-McDonald's
Worst-KFC

Color -
Best-Yellow
Worst-Brown

Actor -
Best-John Candy
Worst-never thought about it lol

Actress -
Best-Doris Day
Worst- again never thought about it

Band -
Best-Savage Garden
Worst-I dunno

Amusement Park -
Best-Does Magic Kingdom Count
Worst-6 Flags-yuck!

Car/Vehicle -
Best-With 5 kids anything minivan or bigger-actually we have been thinking of renovating a bus and each child gets their own sound proof room, lol!
Worst-Yugo

Fashion Trend -
Best-Straight leg jeans
Worst-hip huggers, who ever heard of Betty the plumber lol

Reality Show -
Best-Survivor
Worst-Bachelor/ette

Easiest question to answer here
Best
Worst


__________________
Phew and who says I have too much time on my hands, lol!?

 

[Virgo10]

Originally posted by MeanLaureen


Here we go!

First Name:Roberta
Age:Older then dirt
State: Confusion or Denial? Denial

THIS OR THAT

Smooth or Chunky: Smooth
Cats or Dogs: Cats
Pink or Blue: Blue
Paper or Plastic: Yes
Time or Newsweek: Time
Ketchup or Mustard: Ketchup
Butter or Margarine: Margarine
Skim or Whole: Ugg
SUV or Minivan: Minivan
Curly or Straight: Curly with help
Inny or Outty: Inny
Cash or Charge: Cash
Paperback or Hardcover: Hardcover
Paint or Wallpaper: Paint
White meat or Dark: White
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
Cone or Cup: cone
Hot or Cold: Cold
2 5X7's or 1 8X10: 2 5X7's
Plain or Peanut: Plain
Original or Extra Crispy: Original
Long or Short: Short
East or west: East
Thick or Thin: Thin
Today or Tomorrow: Today
Hello or Howdy: Hello
Red Sox or Yankees: RED SOX

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best Godfather Saga and Aliens
Worst Star Trek - The first movie

Song-
Best Every Breath you Take
Worst Feelings

TV Show-
Best All in the Family
Worst All Reality TV

Food -
Best Ice Cream
Worst Oysters

Smell -
Best Chinese Food
Worst Body Odor

Fast Food Joint -
Best Taco Bell
Worst McDonalds

Color -
Best Aqua
Worst Brown

Actor -
Best Jimmy Stewart
Worst Ben Afflect

Actress -
Best Katherine Hepburn
Worst Brooke Shields

Band -
Best Aerosmith
Worst ?

Amusement Park -
Best EPCOT
Worst Is there such a thing??

Car/Vehicle -
Best Dunno
Worst Ditto

Fashion Trend -
Best ?
Worst Gothic

Reality Show -
Best No such thing
Worst All

Sexiest Rock Star
Best: Bon Jovi
Worst: Anybody from Kiss

Household Chore
Best: Making Desserts
Worst: Cleaning the bathroom

Best Looking Carpenter:
Huh?

TV Channel
Best: Discovery Channel
Worst: UPN

Latte Flavor
Best Don't drink them
Worst Ditto

In Person Concert
Best: The Beatles
Worst: Vanilla Ice (I was with my pre teen daughter)


Add your question here
Best
Worst

Roberta

 

[Pin Wizard]

First Name: Sandy
Age: Forty something
State: Confusion

THIS OR THAT

Smooth
Dogs
Blue
Plastic
Newsweek
Ketchup
Butter
Skim
Minivan
Straight
Inny
Cash
Hardcover
Paint
White meat
Vanilla
Pepsi
Cup
Cold
2 5X7's
Plain
Original
Long
Movie theater or DVD

BEST AND WORST

Movie -
Best City of Angels
Worst The Omen

Song-
Best American Soldier
Worst Rap!

TV Show-
Best The Nanny...makes me laugh!
Worst Pokemon/Digimon/anything -mon

Food -
Best Spaghetti (I miss it!)
Worst Fish

Smell -
Best Estee Lauder's Intuition
Worst Opium

Fast Food Joint -
Best Wendy's
Worst McDonald's

Color -
Best Blue
Worst Orange/Yellow

Actor -
Best Mel Gibson
Worst ???

Actress -
Best Julia Roberts
Worst ???

Band -
Best Rolling Stones
Worst Rap...LOL!

Amusement Park -
Best WDW!!!!!!! (Everyone better get this one right!)
Worst ???

Car/Vehicle -
Best Camaro
Worst My old American Motors

Fashion Trend - I don't go for trends. I prefer classics!!
Best
Worst

Reality Show - Don't do reality shows...get enough in my life!!
Best
Worst

Ice Cream Flavor -
Best
Worst