
I guess most of you ladies have lost so much weight you don't have enough strength to type or you have vanished entirely!! Hello?? Anybody home???

This board sorta reminds me of this story
Two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service. One leaned over and whispered, "My butt is going to sleep."
"I know," replied her companion, "I heard it snore three times".
I guess we've all been so busy it's been difficult to find time to get back to this board

Well, that's ok. Reality is a lot funnier than message boards anyway!!
I saw a gas station yesterday with a sign "If you have to ask you can't afford it!" No kidding!! (The sign seemed to be laminated just like the recent one in a certain Chinese Restaurant in our area. I have NO IDEA where it COULD have COME FROM!?!?

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Honestly, we are planning to drive to the Port on Friday (575 miles) and figure it will cost the same as if we added another person to our stateroom. (My daughter says if she gets engaged she has decided to register at Shell, BP, Chevron, and Texaco.

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Good news: I received my official Captain Jack Sparrow ring in the mail yesterday and now my pirate outfit is complete.
Bad news: I talked to my TA and she said she is sending our tickets by Pony Express and they should be here by mid July - - - - - - - 2009 - - - - - if we're lucky

This is the last time I use the White House Travel Office.
Well, I lost 7 ounces this month. Wooo Hooo!!!

Must be because they don't sell chocolate bunnies anymore.
I told you about a friend of mine who lost 106 pounds in one day didn't I? He got a divorce!

In almost 32 years of marriage DW and I have never even mentioned divorce. She's talked about murder a few times, but never divorce.
OK, OK I'll let you all sleep. It sure would be nice to have everyone "checkin" at least one more time before we leave just to know you're still cruising!

Just a hearty "Good to go!" would help to build the excitement!
Have a great weekend all and I look forward to a rapidly approaching week that I hope will be the slowest of our lives!
Later!
Chris
