JC, I loved the Annette Funicello story. Here's one of my favorite DL stories...
We were sitting on a bench in the shade at Fantasyland, across from the Matterhorn, just resting our tired feet. A HUGE group of Japanese tourists comes wandering up -- all men, many of them in suits, gazing in awe at the huge fake mountain, and kind of mulling around, breaking up their group. So the tour guide calls out to them, and waves a little flag -- I guess it was his way to signal them that they should all gather around him. So they start wandering back, and out of nowhere, here comes Alice in Wonderland. She walks right up to the tour guide, and says in her little clipped British accent, "Oh, are we having a parade, then?" He just blinks at her, not sure what to do. So she grabs his flag and says to the confused group, "Well, come along then, follow me," and she starts marching around them in a big circle. They just stand there astonished, maybe not understanding what she's saying...and I realized, probably more than half of them have absolutely no clue who she is, and may think she is just some crazy, bossy American girl in a blue dress and white pinafore. She stops, puts her hand on her hip, all exasperated, and says, "I
said, come along then!" and starts marching again. The men looked at each other and then obediently lined up behind her, totally seriously, marching away, making sure to lift their knees as high as Alice did, pumping their arms enthusiastically, with completely deadpan, straight faces. We were laughing our heads off, and wishing like crazy we had a video camera...