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we didnt think we were that boring
Since our RIP Tour wasnt until 8:00 we decided to go through Bonnys most anticipated house, Nightmare On Elm Street: Dreamwalkers
. A pet peeve of ours at
HHN is that Universal wants us to move through the houses very quickly but at the same time they try and disorient us so we cant. Theres nothing more annoying to us that having strobe lights flashed in our eyes in one room then expecting us to walk from there into a dark room and make our way through it very quickly. Thats how NOES started out. The storyline was that flashing the strobe lights in our eyes was supposed to be us falling asleep to enter Freddys world. After the strobe lights it appeared as if everyone in Freddys world was dressed as big blue dots. The set design in the house was absolutely immaculate and the scareactors were great but unfortunately Universal seemed to think it was a good idea to blind us so we couldnt appreciate it. We were finally able to get a good look at the house during the daytime tour we took a few days later and yes we took lots of pics!
After we got out of the house the gates had opened so we were free to wander throughout the rest of the park again. We debated trying to go through another house or two but decided against it since wed be going through them all soon with the RIP Tour and wed be visiting them each several more times over the next few weeks. Were also members of the HHN Vault forum and had ordered t-shirts from them which we had arranged to be left for us at the lost & found. We headed over and picked them up. While we were there we decided to just stick around the area since our Tour group was to be meeting in the next little while.
We hooked up with our tour guide Chris (who is one of our friends from the Vault) and the rest of our group and headed for the first house. To be perfectly honest, at this point its been over a month since we took the RIP Tour and we really dont remember exactly what order we did the houses in. We remember the houses well but just not the order. Well just present them in the order you would encounter them walking through the park. Keep in mind these are just our opinions and there are a lot of other reviews out there that disagree with ours. Some of you may have gone to HHN and liked what we didnt or vise versa. Were not trying to start any debates, just share our experiences.
Weve already addressed the NOES house so well cover the other two sound-stage houses first. What we will add is that the NOES house isnt as bad on the eyes when its already dark outside before you go in. Its still very difficult to see anything but youre not blind for most of the house.
The next well review is the Dead Silence: The Curse of Mary Shaw house. Several months before our trip, when they first announced the HHN houses, we picked up Dead Silence and watched it with the understanding it was going to be a house this year. We both thoroughly enjoyed the movie and thought it would make an excellent house. We were not at all disappointed. The house walked guests through a number of scenes from the movie starting in the cemetery. Next we moved to the mortuary (those who attended HHN 16 may recognize the Mary Shaw in the overturned coffin as a masked Cindy from Screamhouse: Revisited). Then we entered the Guignol Theatre.
Just in case anyone has wondered about the name, Le Theatre du Grand Guignol was a real theatre in Paris that was founded in 1897 by Oscar Metenier as an extension of the naturalist movement, which had been popularized by André Antoine's Theatre Libre. A typical evening at the Grand Guignol Theatre might consist of five or six short plays, ranging from suspenseful crime dramas to bawdy sex farces but the staple of the Grand Guignol repertoire was the horror play, which inevitably featured eye-gouging, throat-slashing, acid-throwing, or some other equally grisly climax. Over the years, and under the direction of several different managers, the Grand Guignol theatre flourished, becoming one of the most popular tourist attractions in Paris. By the early 1960s, however, the Grand Guignols formula no longer had the same impact with audiences, and in 1962, it closed its doors. (those who are interested can visit
www.grandguignol.com for more information)
Now back to the house. While the bridge to the entrance of the theatre would have been a nice addition, it just would have been logistically impossible to do in the space they had. Those who have seen the movie may recall the rickety catwalk high above the stage in the theatre. The HHN folks recreated this with what we think was one of the best visual effects at this years event. To create the illusion, guests were led along a walkway that moved slightly under guests feet. Next to this walkway the ground was covered with mirrors and the ceiling had the stage scene mounted on it. The net effect was the illusion that you were about 30 above the stage while in actuality you were less than 6 off the ground. When we did the Secrets of the Sideshow Tour we got to take a lot of pics of this house and well be posting them later when we get to the day we took the tour.
Well move on to the next soundstage house which was Psychoscareapy: Home for the Holidays. The story behind this house is that the inmates of the Shadybrook Asylum (as seen in HHN 13 and 16) were let out carolling on Christmas Eve but their van crashed into a retirement home and the inmates have taken over. This house was geared less towards scares and more towards those with a very dark sense of humour. Fortunately that describes us to a T so we thoroughly enjoyed this house.
One detail about this house to note is the fact there are a lot of clocks located throughout the house with several in each room. These were taken from the Back to the Future ride when it closed up earlier in the year. We got a lot of pics here on the daytime tour and will be posting them when we get to that day.
Passing the soundstages and through New York we eventually come to Vampyr: Blood Bath. Castle Vampyr was a very popular house at HHN 14 but the storyline was this castle only existed once every 13 years which made it impossible to bring it back before 2017. To get around this, the A&D team came up with a storyline that the younger vampires were hosting raves to attract new victims that would be either converted as new recruits or killed as food. The older vampires disapproved of this and showed up at one of these raves to fight with the younger vampires. Dont look at us like that
this is their storyline
not ours. Wed just like to know where Count Chocula fits into this whole scheme.
We didnt mind this house but felt it didnt live up to its potential. Instead of scares, you were left with scenes of vampires feeding on one another. Lee will be the first to say there is nothing wrong with half-naked vampire chicks, especially when theyre dancing, but there really should have been more to the house in our opinion. The one nice touch was the advertisement sign for Lugosis est. 1931, which of course refers to Bela Lugosi who played Dracula in the 1931 Universal production of Dracula.
Just a little trivia tidbit
Universal Studios was in very bad financial shape and teetering on the edge of bankruptcy after the 1929 stock market crash. Studio head Carl Laemmle had all but given up on saving the studio when he finally agreed to son Carl Jr.s idea of producing and releasing a horror film. In his eyes, he simply had nothing left to lose. Carl Jr. produced Dracula which was released in 1931 and became a blockbuster. The studio followed up the success of Dracula with the equally successful Frankenstein. Largely based on the success of these two films, Universal not only recovered but prospered and evolved into what it is today.
Now back to HHN. After Vampyr the next house you come to is Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Flesh Wounds. We would feel fairly comfortable in suggesting that those who are huge fans of the original film would not likely like this house which was based on the 2003 remake and the subsequent 2006 sequel/prequel. We think they did an excellent job of recreating a number of scenes from the movie. A few memorable scenes included a young lady frantically trying to start a van while Leatherface is on top of the van sawing through the roof, Leatherface rushing directly towards you up a hallway, and finally Leatherface coming towards you through sheets hung on a clothesline. This final scene was the first time since weve been going to HHN that Lee actually felt genuine fear for a second.
Next to TCM you come to the Rocky Horror Picture Show Tribute which was performed on the same stage they use for Beetlejuices Graveyard Revue during the day. The cast was absolutely phenomenal but it was one of those shows where you would love it if and only if you are a RHPS fan. We are not. To be blunt we found sitting through this show to be an absolutely painful experience.

The verdict on this one was unanimous amongst our tour group and judging from the number of people we saw walking out during the show a lot of other people felt this way.
After RHPS you come to the Lees most anticipated house
Friday the 13th: Camp Blood.
The story behind this one was that the guest is a new counsellor at Camp Crystal Lake and the house starts with fellow counsellors trying to scare you with cheesy Boo scares but before too long Jason shows up and the scares are real. As far as execution goes we thought this house really delivered the atmosphere and overall was really well done. We were very impressed with Jasons look as well
Lee was quite concerned that they wouldnt costume the scareactors properly or cast people who didnt have the right physique or something that would spoil the effect. Those who have watched the movies know Jasons look changes dramatically from one movie to the next but they made an excellent decision going with the Freddy vs. Jason look.
Our next stop takes us to the most excellent show, Bill and Teds Excellent Halloween Adventure. To describe the show briefly, its an annual show that parodies the previous years pop culture events. The show is definitely not for the kiddies as a lot of the humor is risqué in nature.

One advantage of the RIP Tour is you get reserved seating up front and dont have to get there too early. We enjoyed this years show more than most but in our opinion it still didnt beat their 2005 show.
Next stop is Jacks Funhouse in Clown-o-vision.

For some reason Universal seems determined to keep trying 3D houses despite the fact that they are consistently viewed by most as the worst house of each year they try it. There are only so many things that can be done with a 3D house and none of them are scary. After the RIP Tour we attended HHN several times afterwards and this is the one house we never went through again. The less said about this house the better so well move along.
Finally the last house we come to is The Thing: Assimilation. This house was excellent in every sense. The set design was great and the house was unique in that it used animatronics in addition to the scareactors which really added to the experience. One thing we had heard was that the Stage Manager for this house had passed away a few weeks earlier and the scareactors had made a vow to make it the scariest house at HHN. Their efforts were really noticeable and I give them credit for the job they did in keeping that vow.
By the time we finished up the RIP Tour it was close to midnight. We were going to grab a bite with macraven who we really enjoyed meeting but the restaurants were closing up and the park was soon to close as well.
We ended up following the mob out and left Universal for the night. We were quite hungry as we hadnt had a bite to eat since lunchtime so we ended up stopping at the McDonalds across the street from our hotel on the way back.

Overall we had a good group for our RIP tour and are looking forward to doing it again next year.
Anyways thats our basic HHN summary from our tour. Again, were sorry we dont have any pics posted but with the weather the way it was after lunch we decided to keep the camera safe. We will be posting lots of HHN pics but we just didnt take any that night.
Next instalment
Epcot!